View Full Version : Who would you rather: part 2
Demosthenes
2004-07-30, 11:46 PM
The rare hominid in the right of this pic:
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/RoboticSilence-thing.jpg
or its cousin:
http://www.hamletcroft.co.uk/jabba.jpg
Sovereign
2004-07-30, 11:47 PM
Sighs...........
You...I'd rather do you than either of those, Mj.
Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:04 AM
Jabba. Why? Well, it's a stretch, but I think my reasoning is relatively solid.
At some point, Jabba had a nearly nude Princess Leia on his tubby hide. Now I'm willing to bet that Jabba's bathing habits are pretty irregular at best, and as such, there is a fairly good chance that she left some sort of sexy residue on him. If I had to bone one of them, I'd pick the Hutt, because at the very least I might get some of Leia's sweet secretions on me.
The converse is much more horrifying. At some point, that ape-beast at the top might have had a nearly nude Dan on her. That's a lose-lose situation if I've ever seen one.
So, in conclusion, Jabba the Hutt would have to be my choice.
Oh my God! Jabba's got 100% of the vote so far! Hahahaha!!!
Ok, now visualize dan and the she-whale....HAHA!
Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 12:06 AM
Holy fuck, I just choked on a chip. That is the greatest funniest fucking post ever.
Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:10 AM
Yeah, I thought it was pretty sweet too.
Heh, we should hunt down dan and give him this link. I'm sure that would make his fucking day.
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 12:12 AM
He's never online, but his bro pimpiroth is. He signs onto yahoo all the time and sometimes on aim.
Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 12:12 AM
Do it !
Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:13 AM
He'd kill himself. Or maybe he'd agree with us. If he did, I think we'd have to invite him back into the community because that would be the fucking funniest thing ever.
Penny_Bags
2004-07-31, 12:16 AM
Dude... Dan is such a pimp.
On a side note, can we pick the razor blade? Think about that for two seconds.
If it was one of the poll options I probably would have chosen that over Jabba.
Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:24 AM
I'm sticking with my "Leia Leftovers" theory.
-Spector-
2004-07-31, 12:25 AM
fat aliens appeal more to me than shaved gorillas ^_^
When you get right down to it, you'd still be porking a fat space lizard....or Jabba the Hutt.
Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:33 AM
When you get right down to it, you'd still be porking a fat space lizard.
Your point being...?
slaynish
2004-07-31, 01:34 AM
Your point being...?
For once, we agree!
Well, besides the fact that we both thinks your band kicks serious ass.
undeadzombieguy
2004-07-31, 03:07 AM
OH DAMN, now I finally remember that picture of Dan's "girl". All this time it was brought up I didnt know what the fuck you ppl where talking about, now I understand :cry:
Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 07:01 PM
hello bastards.I voted for my girlfriend of course. I am glad you all reminded me of why i left zelaron. That was a very kind thing for all of you to do for me.
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 07:02 PM
Welcome back.
Ok, leave this place again you whale fucking moron.
Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 07:07 PM
just because 99% of the people are mean to me at zelaron doesn't mean I am going to stop visiting here. I will keep posting here until you all die.
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 07:08 PM
Relax my bretherin. This isn't the flame forum, don't turn it into one.
I'm pretty sure you'll die before us...probably from being crushed by that she-hulk you call a girlfriend.
Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 07:16 PM
I already know that i will not be crushed by my gf because i haven't been able to see her at all. Her mom hates me so I am not even allowed to talk on the phone with her. I don't care what any of you say.I will never hate any of you.
Shining Knights
2004-07-31, 07:26 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 07:26 PM
I always knew that shinto was one of..... them. :weird:
Shining Knights
2004-07-31, 07:29 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-Spector-
2004-07-31, 08:49 PM
Yay Gay Mexicans
...What the fuck?!
*Head Explodes*
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 08:51 PM
Shinto once told me that his mom looks a lot like him.
Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 08:56 PM
hey shinto don't be sad.
I'd be sad if my girlfriend looked like yours.
Just sad? I'd be suicidal.
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 09:07 PM
In defence of dan and his gf, she may not be pretty... by far (sorry dan its my opinion) but she has a nice personailty.
Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 09:09 PM
Hey, I have a nice personality, but I sure as hell hope that none of you would be bonin' me.
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 09:10 PM
What does nice personality have to do with fucking?
Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 09:13 PM
Well, if she's his girlfriend, I'm guessing fucking is involved.
Kagom would bone you....ZING.
Vollstrecker
2004-08-01, 01:16 AM
What does nice personality have to do with fucking?
It means they sound nice from under the paper bag? :confused:
Sovereign
2004-08-01, 01:37 AM
well at least they'd be polite. -_-
platnum
2004-08-01, 04:09 AM
I pick that chick from the burger king comercials.
Raziel
2004-08-01, 04:28 AM
Kagom would bone you....ZING.
Stealing my "ZING"s I see. I should file a lawsuit.
I've seen it from a few other people as well, better get them too.
Penny_Bags
2004-08-01, 12:08 PM
Super cool! ZING!!1
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