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Demosthenes
2004-07-30, 11:46 PM
The rare hominid in the right of this pic:

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/RoboticSilence-thing.jpg

or its cousin:

http://www.hamletcroft.co.uk/jabba.jpg

Sovereign
2004-07-30, 11:47 PM
Sighs...........

Slim
2004-07-30, 11:48 PM
You...I'd rather do you than either of those, Mj.

Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:04 AM
Jabba. Why? Well, it's a stretch, but I think my reasoning is relatively solid.

At some point, Jabba had a nearly nude Princess Leia on his tubby hide. Now I'm willing to bet that Jabba's bathing habits are pretty irregular at best, and as such, there is a fairly good chance that she left some sort of sexy residue on him. If I had to bone one of them, I'd pick the Hutt, because at the very least I might get some of Leia's sweet secretions on me.

The converse is much more horrifying. At some point, that ape-beast at the top might have had a nearly nude Dan on her. That's a lose-lose situation if I've ever seen one.

So, in conclusion, Jabba the Hutt would have to be my choice.

Oh my God! Jabba's got 100% of the vote so far! Hahahaha!!!

Slim
2004-07-31, 12:06 AM
Ok, now visualize dan and the she-whale....HAHA!

Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 12:06 AM
Holy fuck, I just choked on a chip. That is the greatest funniest fucking post ever.

Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:10 AM
Yeah, I thought it was pretty sweet too.

Slim
2004-07-31, 12:11 AM
Heh, we should hunt down dan and give him this link. I'm sure that would make his fucking day.

Sovereign
2004-07-31, 12:12 AM
He's never online, but his bro pimpiroth is. He signs onto yahoo all the time and sometimes on aim.

Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 12:12 AM
Do it !

Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:13 AM
He'd kill himself. Or maybe he'd agree with us. If he did, I think we'd have to invite him back into the community because that would be the fucking funniest thing ever.

Penny_Bags
2004-07-31, 12:16 AM
Dude... Dan is such a pimp.

On a side note, can we pick the razor blade? Think about that for two seconds.

Slim
2004-07-31, 12:21 AM
If it was one of the poll options I probably would have chosen that over Jabba.

Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:24 AM
I'm sticking with my "Leia Leftovers" theory.

-Spector-
2004-07-31, 12:25 AM
fat aliens appeal more to me than shaved gorillas ^_^

Slim
2004-07-31, 12:27 AM
When you get right down to it, you'd still be porking a fat space lizard....or Jabba the Hutt.

Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:33 AM
When you get right down to it, you'd still be porking a fat space lizard.

Your point being...?

slaynish
2004-07-31, 01:34 AM
Your point being...?

For once, we agree!

Well, besides the fact that we both thinks your band kicks serious ass.

undeadzombieguy
2004-07-31, 03:07 AM
OH DAMN, now I finally remember that picture of Dan's "girl". All this time it was brought up I didnt know what the fuck you ppl where talking about, now I understand :cry:

Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 07:01 PM
hello bastards.I voted for my girlfriend of course. I am glad you all reminded me of why i left zelaron. That was a very kind thing for all of you to do for me.

Sovereign
2004-07-31, 07:02 PM
Welcome back.

Slim
2004-07-31, 07:02 PM
Ok, leave this place again you whale fucking moron.

Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 07:07 PM
just because 99% of the people are mean to me at zelaron doesn't mean I am going to stop visiting here. I will keep posting here until you all die.

Sovereign
2004-07-31, 07:08 PM
Relax my bretherin. This isn't the flame forum, don't turn it into one.

Slim
2004-07-31, 07:09 PM
I'm pretty sure you'll die before us...probably from being crushed by that she-hulk you call a girlfriend.

Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 07:16 PM
I already know that i will not be crushed by my gf because i haven't been able to see her at all. Her mom hates me so I am not even allowed to talk on the phone with her. I don't care what any of you say.I will never hate any of you.

Shining Knights
2004-07-31, 07:26 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Sovereign
2004-07-31, 07:26 PM
I always knew that shinto was one of..... them. :weird:

Shining Knights
2004-07-31, 07:29 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

-Spector-
2004-07-31, 08:49 PM
Yay Gay Mexicans

Slim
2004-07-31, 08:49 PM
...What the fuck?!


*Head Explodes*

Sovereign
2004-07-31, 08:51 PM
Shinto once told me that his mom looks a lot like him.

Dan XIII
2004-07-31, 08:56 PM
hey shinto don't be sad.

D3V
2004-07-31, 08:59 PM
I'd be sad if my girlfriend looked like yours.

Slim
2004-07-31, 09:06 PM
Just sad? I'd be suicidal.

Sovereign
2004-07-31, 09:07 PM
In defence of dan and his gf, she may not be pretty... by far (sorry dan its my opinion) but she has a nice personailty.

Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 09:09 PM
Hey, I have a nice personality, but I sure as hell hope that none of you would be bonin' me.

Sovereign
2004-07-31, 09:10 PM
What does nice personality have to do with fucking?

Demosthenes
2004-07-31, 09:13 PM
Well, if she's his girlfriend, I'm guessing fucking is involved.

Slim
2004-07-31, 09:13 PM
Kagom would bone you....ZING.

Vollstrecker
2004-08-01, 01:16 AM
What does nice personality have to do with fucking?

It means they sound nice from under the paper bag? :confused:

Sovereign
2004-08-01, 01:37 AM
well at least they'd be polite. -_-

platnum
2004-08-01, 04:09 AM
I pick that chick from the burger king comercials.

Raziel
2004-08-01, 04:28 AM
Kagom would bone you....ZING.

Stealing my "ZING"s I see. I should file a lawsuit.

Slim
2004-08-01, 08:05 AM
I've seen it from a few other people as well, better get them too.

Penny_Bags
2004-08-01, 12:08 PM
Super cool! ZING!!1