View Full Version : Why Me God?
Shining Knights
2004-07-30, 10:53 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Sovereign
2004-07-30, 10:54 PM
Meh. How long you working for?
Titusfied
2004-07-30, 10:55 PM
I always do that. I toss and turn and do nothing even remotely close to sleep. Sucks. Jerk off?
Jerk off? In someones eye.
Shining Knights
2004-07-30, 10:55 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
slaynish
2004-07-30, 10:57 PM
Usually jerking off gets me right to sleep.
Wait till you fart, cup your hands around your asshole(literatly) and trap the gas into your hand. Then inhale the gas. It puts me RIGHT to sleep... No kidding.
Titusfied
2004-07-30, 10:58 PM
Fucking whacko!
Shining Knights
2004-07-30, 10:59 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Raziel
2004-07-30, 11:01 PM
Usually jerking off gets me right to sleep.
Wait till you fart, cup your hands around your asshole(literatly) and trap the gas into your hand. Then inhale the gas. It puts me RIGHT to sleep... No kidding.
Okay, yeah, honestly that's one of the most revolting things I've heard in a long time. Not so much because of the actual mechanics of the situation, but because I've seen your picture, I know what you look like, and as soon as I read that I uncontrollably visualized that happening. I fucking hate you.
Dammit, you had to mention visualizing it didn't you....I'm going to go vomit up my vitals.
Shining Knights
2004-07-30, 11:04 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Sovereign
2004-07-30, 11:04 PM
Fuck.........
slaynish
2004-07-30, 11:06 PM
Roflmao.
I was only kidding. My friend ryan always talks about gay shit like that. He tells me about when he takes shits, as soon as i hear the word " Shit" i tell him to stop, becuase i dont want to hear it.
But it would be funny, as visualizing it.
Raziel
2004-07-30, 11:12 PM
That's all well and good, Slay, but now I have the image of you inhaling your own gas-waste permanently burned into my retinas!! This is a travesty!
slaynish
2004-07-30, 11:15 PM
I wish i could disagree with you.
I have an image of it too :(
Shining Knights
2004-07-30, 11:15 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Sovereign
2004-07-30, 11:22 PM
lol @ shinto.
wawa boy.
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/z/azm124/wawa.jpe
slaynish
2004-07-30, 11:25 PM
Is that you?
Shining Knights
2004-07-30, 11:25 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Penny_Bags
2004-07-31, 12:04 AM
I make 10 dollars an hour. Nigga.
Where do you work? Niglet.
Sovereign
2004-07-31, 12:08 AM
This is what I get when I search for niglet on google
http://www.panzerfaust.com/niggerimages/joke1h.jpg
Penny_Bags
2004-07-31, 12:09 AM
For a custom home building company where I live. I do landscaping, and the bitch construction work like cleaning up after mexican brick layers and shit. Although I do do stuff like drywall and basically anything not involving wood work, brick laying, electric, and plumbing. I do paint though.
Raziel
2004-07-31, 12:15 AM
Heh, I get paid $10/hour to play video games and bullshit with you guys. Own.
Shining Knights
2004-07-31, 04:30 AM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
w00t.ace
2004-08-08, 07:58 PM
to go to sleep i usually just turn on the tv, something REALLY boring, so boring and stupid that u wanna turn it off, so u look the other way, think about something to drown out the sound, and then u get a deep thought, BANG sleep
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-08-08, 08:04 PM
I CANT FUCKING SLEEP. FUCKING SHIT. I FUCKING GOT WORK IN SIX FUCKING HOURS! :mad: Its 1 AM. I layed in bed for 2 hours. :cry:
I get precisely 4 1/2 - 5 hours of sleep every day. I function perfectly with it. I try sleeping in, but cant. The longest I've slept in years that I can recall, is 6 1/2 hours, and I was tired all day from over-sleep. :(
Some people function perfectly under what others would consider minimal sleep... How much do you normally get?
platnum
2004-08-08, 08:51 PM
I need like 7 hours+ of sleep, in summer I get like 10-12 hours of sleep.
Shining Knights
2004-08-08, 09:24 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
w00t.ace
2004-08-08, 09:39 PM
for skool i go to sleep at 2-3ish and wake up at 6 wow i dont get sleep do i heh in the summer i sleep till 3 pm so im happy :)
tokill.ace
2004-08-08, 09:53 PM
i have trouble sleeping at night as well i think too many weird thoughts
Penny_Bags
2004-08-08, 09:53 PM
I am going to sleep right now, anyone want to come with me?
Hades-Knight
2004-08-08, 10:31 PM
only if we are nekkid.
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