Worst physical pain ever?

[Sovereign]

Mine would probably have to be when a muscle in my right leg randomly started contracting. It hurt so much I nearly passed out from the pain -.-

[undeadzombieguy]

It's called cramp...its not that painfull u pussy. ;)

Mine is pretty recent (cant really remember older pains) I had an infection in my face cavity (internet translation dunno what its called) its up your nose behind/between your eyes adn it feels like someone is smashing a hammer at your face every second.

[Sovereign]

-_-

It's called a charlie horse.

Oh and that time that i broke my arm in 7 places. Wasn't fun.

[Penny_Bags]

testicle + rubber mallet

[‡AC‡]

testicle + rubber mallet
That wins.

Anyone other than me put staples in there arms for fun?

[Sovereign]

:: raises hand ::

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[HandOfHeaven]

That's dumb. Anyways, soccer cleat in the balls. Happened a week ago, could barely stand.

[Chruser]

Fell down a slope in high speed on jar asphalt. Large chunks of rocks got stuck deep inside my knees, the left side of my hip and my palms. It wasn't an immense pain, more like papercut * 80. Don't try it at home, kids.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[-Spector-]

testical + 200 pound man applying pressure slowly untill it pops o_O

[NonGayMan]

Swimmer's ear >_<

[slaynish]

Oh god.

Testicle with 201 lb man applying pressure.

[Thanatos]

When my friends and I were high we started randomly sticking ducktape on our bodies. I stuck a whole strip across my chin. I have a goatee and let me tell you, NEVER DO THIS EVER. Oh shit, I was screamin so loud my friends were flippin out, lol. Good times..

[Medieval Bob]

Probably have to be some burn that I can't think of right now... I can't remember any of the semi-major things that happened to me hurting... I tore off a large amount of skin and flesh (think meat) from my knee at Disney World, but I just stared at it and wondered why it didn't start bleeding immediately. I also had my big toenail torn off, but I was freaking out too much to notice any pain I think. I figure shock numbs pain.

[NonGayMan]

Probably have to be some burn that I can't think of right now... I can't remember any of the semi-major things that happened to me hurting... I tore off a large amount of skin and flesh (think meat) from my knee at Disney World, but I just stared at it and wondered why it didn't start bleeding immediately. I also had my big toenail torn off, but I was freaking out too much to notice any pain I think. I figure shock numbs pain.

How did you tear off your skin and flesh?

[KagomJack]

Having a riding lawnmower flip on you is the worst physical pain I've ever been in

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[‡AC‡]

Oh, I thought you were going to say doubled cocked in the asshole. :cry: o_O
AAAAHHHHHHHH hahahahahah
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/truthful/Babycha.gif

[KagomJack]

Oh, I thought you were going to say doubled cocked in the asshole. :cry: o_O
>:

You vex me too much. You really need a beating.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Jamesadin]

One time I had a pill lodged in my sinus (dont ask), and they froze my throat so they could stick things in it, and check where the pill was. Then, it was half worn off, and I breathed in cold canadian air, and it reacted really badly. So, I had the worst sore throat ever, and plus the pain of something stuck in my sinus, plus my nose was running hard core, and it just wouldnt stop. It was horrible, the worst sore throat you can imagine, your nose feels like its broken, plus it wont stop running. It sucked, but the worse thing is that this went on for about 48 hours straight. It was hell.

[Medieval Bob]

I was running and slipped. Let me reccomend that, if you plan on falling on something, don't make it a slippery metal rigged bridge.

The upside was that I got to ride around the rest of the day in a wheelchair. It was teh pwn.

[Penny_Bags]

The worst physical pain that I have actually experieced is going through a surgery on my head without any sort of numbness. The shot didn't numb the intended area of my head (i was getting some growth that could become cancerous removed and it was like, in my fucking skull), and they had to cut out this bitch with a scalpel. I was trying to scream, but the shot did make my cheeks tongue and jaw numb and I couldn't formulate any audible noises. Needless to say, it was fucking excruciating.

[uncapped]

Probably getting my a good portion of my hand dipped in the fryolater at work. I wanted to die.

[Penny_Bags]

Whats a fryolater?

[Sovereign]

http://www.commappl.com/newequip/Sg_18.jpg

[Penny_Bags]

You hav e vast knowledge of appliances. Good.

[platnum]

I had a tooth infection, my mom thought I just had a cavity. I walked around with it for two days, it was like my mouth was having a heart attack. I couldn't think straight it hurt so bad. Then I had a root canal and the nerve was killed.

[slaynish]

I had a tooth infection, my mom thought I just had a cavity. I walked around with it for two days, it was like my mouth was having a heart attack. I couldn't think straight it hurt so bad. Then I had a root canal and the nerve was killed.


Think thats bad?

My family has come from a long line of FUCKED UP TEETH.

My mom has dentures, she never changed them so now they're gold and brown and blackish.

My dad has like 7 silver teeth, and 2 fillings.

I have 3 caps, ive had 3 route canals, I've had about 4000$ worth of teeth fixing in the last 2 years.

My brother has had 9 teeth removed due to infection of half of his jaw.

I gauged my ear from a 16 to a 4.

Thats the most pain i've EVER experienced.

[badboy]

Anyone other than me put staples in there arms for fun?

No, but you know the web's inbetween your thumb and index finger, I like to staple that, it doesn't even hurt at all, but people freak out.

I would have to say the worst pain I've been in is when I fell off a 10 story stadium( at a football game. ) And when I fell off a 3 story garage. Good times.

[Ganga]

No, but you know the web's inbetween your thumb and index finger, I like to staple that, it doesn't even hurt at all, but people freak out.

I would have to say the worst pain I've been in is when I fell off a 10 story stadium( at a football game. ) And when I fell off a 3 story garage. Good times.


Holy shit, I wish I was there to watch must be awsome!

[Kidagakash]

child birth? not me personly, but, comon, try to fit a watermellon though an apple, or crap out a 8lb shit, and tell me it wasent painfull.

as for personal physical pain, mmm.... have to think about it...

[Kidagakash]

kay! i thought about it! i good swift poke in the eye from eye liner aplicator.. holy &%#@ it hurts.

[slaynish]

bad enuf to make you cry?

[Thanatos]

Having anything poke your eye freaking sucks. I was playing basketball with some friends and Ryan accidently poked me in the eye.. only his finger went FAR up there. Oh shit, I had to drive home with one eye closed, that sucked.

[HandOfHeaven]

I got backhanded and the guy's fingers poked my eye when I was playing soccer.

[Penny_Bags]

Thanks for the info Thanatos, we all know and love "Ryan"..............

[platnum]

I dunno slaynish, my tooth hurt more than when i had to pass a kidney stone.

[Thanatos]

Thanks for the info Thanatos, we all know and love "Ryan"..............

As you should.

[MenstrualChunks]

I was at the Aquatic center yesterday and I did a gainor flip off the 3m springboard (the high dive) and slightly over rotated, landing in a seated position, since I bounced off the board a gained a height of 1m for a total of a 4m drop slapping my balls direcly onto the surface of the water, I nearly passed out, but managed to crawl out of the pool and carefuly sit down waiting 20 mins for the pain to go away.

[badboy]

I had a bug fly into my eye, he was still alive and moved around but I couldn't get him out, that sucked.

[Kidagakash]

thou the topic is a lil old, i thought more on it, and i have another worse pyhsical pain to add.... here is my short story... verry short and too the point..

i was on a shooting range, laying down or "prone" with rifle. i dont remember the type of rifle, i just know it had some kick too it...

so here i am. prone, trying to hold this heavy ass gun up so that i can fire. and hit my target.

ready aim fire! if only it was that easy for me, as a took the shot, the end of the rifle snuckdown on me and was aimed more at the ground then anything. the shot whent off, and the kickback from the rifle cuse the end of it to butt me in the face. after the puff of dirt cleard there was only me, holding my face and crying like a wuss.

the aftermath of the rifle kickback too the face left me with a bloody eye, and 2 black eyes for about 2 weeks, the pain was un-discribeable.

and thats my somewhat short story.
*waves*

[Raziel]

Wow, that sucks ass, Kida.

I've been smashed in the face with a golf Driver at full swing (on the backswing), I've lnearly lopped off the tip of my index finger in a hedgeclipper (the kind that looks a chainsaw) and I've accidentally rubbed cayenne pepper into my eyes. Honestly, the pepper was the worst. I seriously thought I was gonna go blind.

[KagomJack]

hmmm...I once fell down a flight of stairs, luckily didn't break anything...but I couldn't sit or lie down for a few hours

[Dr. Geekstar]

i just got back from the dentist... if you had asked me 1h ago id say that was the fuckin worst pain ever.
Real worst pain must have been falling from the 2nd floor of a barn on a sandbox, i was like 4-5 years old and i came back in the restaurant holding a piece of leg, it was at least 1cm thick and bleed like hell.
2nd one prob is when i got hit by a car (few years ago) and fell on the street, slided for about 3-5 meters. If i pushed my skin softly you could see the bone that was now a few milimeters thinner. that DID hurt (where your belly button is but on the left of your body)

[Penguin]

(where your jelly button is but on the left of your body)

:weird:

Anyway, worst pain ever.... no idea. I think once pain gets too bad you pass out from it, or most people do, so if you ever passed out from pain; the seconds right before that?

[Dr. Geekstar]

:weird:

well.... the hight of your belly button but more to the left ^_^

[wilma]

when i was eight i was running up to my house, tripped over on of our flagstones on the path and slammed my head on the concrete step. I had concussion, chipped skull and severe blood loss o_O thats worst for me. Don't remeber to much though because i was unconcious after about a minute lol

[Slim]

well.... the hight of your jelly button but more to the left ^_^
....WHAT?!

[slaynish]

I think hes trying to say Belly Button :P

[tokill.ace]

ive had quite a few once when i was little my dad hung me on the rim of my basketball hoop, unfortunetly it ended up that the rim comes down on and hits the bak of my head really hard i was knocked unconsious and i was sent to the emergency room and i had to get stitches in the bak of my head i got major blood loss

another time was when i was on my bike goin down these huge hills goin 40/45 and then i hit this huge rock and i fell offf my bike and i tumbled down these woods getting hit by like every tree it hurt like hell, once agian i was sent to the hospital where i stayed for recovery for 3 weeks i pretty much had NO skin on my legs/arms/face

[Dr. Geekstar]

oh damm ur right... omfg rofl lmao this is fun :grin:

[Hades-Knight]

Many, but the msot recent one was yesterday.

I was at the gym in a bench doing flyes and then a really really hot MILF stood beside me wearing one of those really tight shorts (i think its spandex) and you could see a part of her buttcheeks, well I looked at her ass and next thing I know I squashed my finger with the dumbells, man it still hurts and my nail is all purple and shit...