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[Arbitus]

I wrote this about 4 months ago for school. It got me an after school detention and thought it was worth posting so here:

One day I saw the smallest thing
I started at it wondering wat to do
It just stood there looking back at me
So I thought he was taking a poo

I slowly started toward it
I really wanted to know what it was
So when I got up to him I yelled "whats up cuz"

He stood there still staring at me
Ithink I put him in shock
The moment was tough, didnt know what to do
sSo I tried to start a conversation startin with "Hear about Tupac"

Of course I get no reply
There was nothing else to do
Ithought real fast
so I bent down and took a poo

To my shock I relized
I started to move and twidget
I stood there feeling all stupid
To my suprise I was talking to a dead stuffed Midget

[Thanatos]

I don't like it.

[Arbitus]

I dont like you but I didnt say anything.

[Thanatos]

You don't even know me, hoser.

[Arbitus]

Hoser?

Who cares if I know you or not skank. I've seen ur posts douche.

[Slim]

Hoser - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoser&r=f
Arbitus, shut up now. You're making yourself look like an idiot.

[Thanatos]

He's right, you do look like quite the idiot.

[-Spector-]

Why the hell did that get you a detention?

[Thanatos]

It's not even funny. :(