Hilary Duff vs. Lindsey Lohan

[D3V]

Guys, who would you rather bang?

I personally would take Hilary Duff because she's hotter than Lindsey lohan. I've seen Hilary when I was younger on that disney show a few times, and in that Movie where she had like 5 brothrs and 5 sisters and their mom wrote a book... whatever.

I vote HILARY DUFF!

[undeadzombieguy]

Me 2, Lindsey Lohan can look a bit nasty sometimes, I havent seen Hilary Duff looking nasty so...

[Sovereign]

Me three!!

[Raziel]

Lohan, because I've seen her tits.

[Sovereign]

They've poped out quite a few times.... :weird:

[Thanatos]

If I can't have both, I don't want to play.

[Raziel]

They've poped out quite a few times.... :weird:

Yes, and every time they do, trumpets sound off in Heaven.

[Thanatos]

Now that I've thought about it, I'm voting Lohan. She's probably more experienced in the art of sexual pleasure. Word.

[Raziel]

Damn right, and she's got some perky boobies to match. I feel so filthy for having said that about a minor...

[D3V]

She's not a minor, she's 18. Duff is 16. I'm pretty sure :-\

And Thanatos, as Wanda Scites said. "Now, guy's fantasies are all the same, they want to have 2 chicks. But what I don't understand is why you would want 2 pissed off chicks in bed when you can't even please one."

Yak, I saw her special on comedy central.

[Raziel]

I was under the distinct impression that Lindsay Lohan was 17. Could I have been wrong!? If so, I retract my statement of personal disgust and re-emphasize the fact that that girl has an extraordinary pair of jugs.

[D3V]

Lol, nice correction.

Yeah, shes got nice hooters, but I still think Hilary duff would be better in bed, something about red hair just turns me off... I dunno know why. :-\

[Thanatos]

She's not a minor, she's 18. Duff is 16. I'm pretty sure :-\

And Thanatos, as Wanda Scites said. "Now, guy's fantasies are all the same, they want to have 2 chicks. But what I don't understand is why you would want 2 pissed off chicks in bed when you can't even please one."

Yak, I saw her special on comedy central.

And you'd know I couldn't please girls because you so know me.

[D3V]

I'm just going by what my mom said.

[Raziel]

And her name is Wanda Sykes.

[Thanatos]

Poor little D3V. Go back to Middle School, socially inept loser.

[D3V]

Whoops, sleepiness + backyard wrestling altered my thoughs. once again..

Duff, Duff, Duff.

Shit, If I married Hilary, I could call myself DUFF MAN! ... yeah

[Medieval Bob]

Lohan recently turned 18. The thing is that the pictures you've seen are of a 17-year old girl. That means they're still illegal.

[D3V]

Bob, the question I asked was who would you rather bang.. I don't think .. (a month) she is going to look that much different. You get the idea

[Sovereign]

I still don't see a problem.

[Medieval Bob]

The problem is legality.

For instance, if you were to post a picture of some random nudity on here (say... Krystal Steal for example), then you would get in trouble, and the picture would be removed. That's because it's against forum rules.

Now, if you were to post those pictures of Lindsey Lohan on here, then you would get in trouble, and the picture would be removed. Also, whoever is liable for the pictures (website owner, webmaster, or poster--whoever) could be not only sued by Lohan but also brought up on charges of child pornography.

[D3V]

Bob, I asked a goddamn question. I don't give a shit about legality, fucking who owns the pictures/who's kid it is.

I'm guessing your gay because you don't seem to care about either one (which are both quite hot) and thats why your girlfriend dumped you, .. Theroy? = proven.

[Sovereign]

I'm guessing your gay because you don't seem to care about either one (which are both quite hot) and thats why your girlfriend dumped you, .. Theroy? = proven.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, RIGHT NOW. One more comment out of you aimed at a derogatory manner towards Bob, espeically one including Kristy, WILL get your ass banned on the spot. Got that?

[D3V]

Bob was being a smartass. So he got one back.

[Medieval Bob]

Bob answered two fucking questions.

If you would LOOK at who I replied to, I told Titus about the pictures he was using to base his opinion. The SECOND time, I was telling Sov what was wrong, which was a direct answer to his question. Keep your smartass to yourself.

[D3V]

For one, Titus never posted in this thread.

Another Sov was talking about not seeing a problem in banging a chick, not the legality of posting a picture of a 17yr old and the backlashes of the webmaster getting in hot water.

...Yeah

[KagomJack]

Lindsay Lohan...Duff, IMHO isn't all that hot, she's cute, but not hot.

[Medieval Bob]

First, doh. It was Raz.

Second, Sov's reply to my post was
I still don't see a problem.

Are you a mind reader?

I'm not going to argue with you about this anymore. My point is a valid one, and you know it. If you simply have an itch to start a fight, don't do it in the chat forum.

[D3V]

I wasn't fighting to begin with, I made a thread, asking a stupid question. You challenged the thought of it, you acted upon starting an argument, I followed up.

I know that sov was replying to your post. But your next post was talking about the legality of posting pictures of a minor. As long as they're not stolen, or porn, it shouldn't matter on this site. So go lay an egg!

*Edit nvm, waste of time.

[Penny_Bags]

Whoops, sleepiness + backyard wrestling altered my thoughs. once again..

Duff, Duff, Duff.

Shit, If I married Hilary, I could call myself DUFF MAN! ... yeah If you wanted to be the bitch and take the chick's last name... when tapping the ass, one must remember his supremacy as a male.

[Penny_Bags]

The problem is legality.

For instance, if you were to post a picture of some random nudity on here (say... Krystal Steal for example), then you would get in trouble, and the picture would be removed. That's because it's against forum rules.

Now, if you were to post those pictures of Lindsey Lohan on here, then you would get in trouble, and the picture would be removed. Also, whoever is liable for the pictures (website owner, webmaster, or poster--whoever) could be not only sued by Lohan but also brought up on charges of child pornography. Whoever said anything about pictures? :D:D:D:D:D




That means I saw them for real... actually I lied... but I had a dream once.



To be on topic, I'd take Lohan for sure because Duff isn't that hot IMO, in fact, she has flabby arms, that's sick.

[Jamesadin]

I'd tap Lohan like a Morse Code operator.

[Silverjinx18]

Please refrain from insulting each other like little children
but to be on topic I'd tap...hehe you wish ;)

[Jamesadin]

Link to awesomeness:

Lindsay (http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/Lindsay-Lohan/Lindsay_Lohan_Vanity_Fair_June_2004_01?full=1)

[D3V]

You stupid LESBIAN . I saw her on some disney show like one time when my little brother was watching it a few years back. Having a bigger brain has nothing to do with anything, thought process and your basic mental ability is what determines your thoughts, oh yeah, and some common sense.

Yeah, sure, like I said.

I saw her on some 'dozen '.... something movie, I forgot what the hell its called, and she was kinda hot, and on Jay leno like a week ago. Shes the same age me, unlike most of you that don't have a life, i'm not 20+ yet :-\

[Sovereign]

Watch your mouth.

She doesn't look that bad at all in this pic:
http://cdn.compuserve.com/gallery/i/d/duff/lg2a.jpg

[D3V]

Lohan is all nasty red-headed and those ugly ass orange freckles all over the place, she has nice hooters, thats bout it.

[Demosthenes]

What just happend to D3V's post? He just posted one about Sov editing his posts.

[Sovereign]

Shitcanned. It contained a verbal insult thrown at SilverJinx

[D3V]

Soverign has been fucking abusing his fucking Sup Mod all week, he should be fucking removed.

[Demosthenes]

I mean come on this is a guy who apparently masturbates to the DISNEY CHANNEL! You sick fuck! And if you had a brain bigger then a pea you could probably comprehend why Chris and I broke up and that we are way past all that.


And that's not?

[Sovereign]

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It was a derogatory remark aimed at her.

[D3V]

That was why I backlashed, ..... exactly. Sov has some emotions for his little online flirt fest with her, and bob.

[D3V]

Sov, you can't just go through the fucking posts and remove all the shit that YOU DON'T LIKE. EXAMPLE: Grav, BANNED because he was making fun of you. Deleted his shit. D3V: edited my shit because I flamed back at your lovers bob and his lesbo ex.

[Sovereign]

I'm only human. Anyway, fixed.

And d3v, i've probably p.m.ed her a total of 4 times since I've signed up, and that would be my only contact. I don't understand where you're pulling this flirt frest from.

[Sovereign]

Did you not read the agreement to what i just posted, I believe I can.

[Demosthenes]

All messages express the views of the author

Bullshit.

And everyone has abused this: you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws. The fucking Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff thread abuses that. What Jinx said abuses that. What I have just stated, right here, abuses that.

[Sovereign]

K. well since somebody is crying about it. Closed. GOtta follow the rules, after all.

[Raziel]

Lohan recently turned 18. The thing is that the pictures you've seen are of a 17-year old girl. That means they're still illegal.

Ag! I never saw the pictures, I swear!

...the Fuzz is gonna be all over this one...