The Holiday of Fireworks

[Medieval Bob]

How much doughage are you dropping for Sunday?

[Sovereign]

Zero. Gotta pay off my computer, no extra cash for the leet explosives :(.

[Penny_Bags]

400.



For raw materials, gotta make it yourself.

[HandOfHeaven]

I have about 10 roman candles and several hundred bottle rockets I got for christmas, but I can't get my hands on the good fireworks. I would have to get one of my friends or parents to drive me to South Dakota (4 hour drive) just to get them, and I am broke.

[Penny_Bags]

Make a potato gun and load it with cement filled hairspray cans get some fuel and......

nevermind... this is about fireworks, not killing people for no apparent reason.

[Slim]

Potato guns are cool.

[timmay1113]

Homemade stuff like potato guns are cool plus they don't cost so much... I dont have any money for fireworks.

[KagomJack]

fireworks are illegal in the town i live :(

[Penny_Bags]

Kagom, so the fuck what. Be an American, and shoot some damn fireworks. They are illegal here, but I set fireworks off every week, and I live in the suburbs.

[Slim]

Usually I end up going to Missouri to get better shit, they don't sell good fireworks in Illinois.

[Hades-Knight]

Me and 2 friends went to a couple neighboorhoods and blew up 2 mailboxes with fireworks, PWN.

[badboy]

I wouldn't do that, me and my friends around New Year's Day drove around blowing up mailboxes, then we thought it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets at cars on the highway. Then we thought it would be a good idea to throw them and let them spray on the road. With our last bottle rocket left ( we were there around 2 hours mind you ) a cop drove over the hill and arrested 2 of my friends but, me and me other 2 friends lit it outta there and they gave up in to him but I didn't. Funny thing is I walked down the road to my friends house, and right when I got on the road the cop came around the corner, so I ran behind this house and layed down on the pavement, he was spotlighting right by me for about 5 minutes, I coulda swore he saw me. Then after he left I continued to walk down the street. Then at a creek, he came over the hill again, so I dashed sideways and dove into the brush, and fell about 15 feet, didn't know there was a hill there. Then when I got to my friends house I had to give myself up anways so it was all for nothing. Anyways, it's not a good idea to run from the cops ...

[Titusfied]

Heh, I'll be dropping $15.99 for a case of Coors Light. Nothing less, maybe more, depending on when I start boozing.

[Medieval Bob]

Heh, I'll be dropping $15.99 for a case of Coors Light. Nothing less, maybe more, depending on when I start boozing.

You're not combining explosives with alkyhol?

[platnum]

I have some firecrackers and bottle rockets left over from when I went to France. I will prolly light them off.

[Penny_Bags]

You should have said, "I have some plastic explosives lying around, I will probably plant them at key structural points in several buildings in France."

Just kidding, I don't condone terrorism, promise.

[zeal311]

Hopefully 10 bucks on some acid. If anyone has any.

[Penny_Bags]

How about you get some speed.

[slaynish]

Usually I end up going to Missouri to get better shit, they don't sell good fireworks in Illinois.


Yeah.

I live in missouri, a guy sells home-ade m80's for 4 bucks each.. He also sells half-sticks for 7$ each.

[Sovereign]

Gah. Getting dynamite here is no problem. It's just their cost :(.

[slaynish]

What does it cost you?

A friend of my brothers knows the guy that sells half sticks, so he could probabally get them 4-5 a piece ^_^.

I've got 5 bucks to spend on fireworks. Its all l33t though, because i'm going with a rich family.

[Sovereign]

Only one person sells them here.... for 20 a stick :(.

[Penny_Bags]

20 is kinda steep, but with a kitchen knife some duct tape some spare wicks and a creative mind, you can get your money's worth.

[slaynish]

Only one person sells them here.... for 20 a stick :(.


Holy god..

Thats 10 for a half-stick. That sucks!

[Slim]

Once again Slaynish shows us his incredible knowledge in the art of division. Thank you captain obvious.

[Penny_Bags]

When was the last time he showed us his "(deserving a sarcastic tag)incredibly knowledge in (of*) the art of division"?

Next time you are making a cynical comment, please base it in fact.

[Thanatos]

Well shit, Slim, I do believe Penny just about owned you.

[Slim]

Yup, although I'm willing to bet Slaynish has done something similar to this before, I'm not gonna look.

[Titusfied]

Pwn, pwn? Or just pwn?

Pwnage?

All of the above.

[Penny_Bags]

I like my pwnage with a little bit of A1.

[Titusfied]

I prefer Heinz 57.

Pwn?

[Penny_Bags]

I prefer Heinz 57 with my steak. With my pwnage I take A1.