Post your dreams :D

[slaynish]

Fuck it...

[symnzXx]

dude, i've never read such bullshit in my life, seriously. no one wants to hear about your fantasies.

[zeal311]

I had a dream.

It was a beautiful dream, very detailed and fun! Remember, in this dream i was much older. So things may sound weird for me to have them happen. Just read.

Alright let me begin:

I woke up and it was about year 3900. These girls met me, and they were the king's daughters(sounds lame eh?). They took me around their castle/mansion and told me about the years. Then the world ended? I asked if there was life after the end of this world. Her sister said yes, I had my cell-phone on me, and i asked for their numbers. They gave me their numbers, and then we started hugging and telling eachother about how much we loved being together. Then we had to bury the people? The king had everyone bury themselves. I woke up in the real world, 2004 and i saw the 2 girls and their little brother walk down the isle at walmart. They were very flabbergasted how the world changed. I saw her and they started hugging me, then she said that her boobs grew. I grabbed her tits, and then her sisters tits. I told her that they're still small, and she should get breast implants. She asked about it, and i explaineds about it. She said she needed money, and these gems that i had from the 3900th century was still in my pocket. Apparently they were worth 3,xxx,xxx,xxx So this way she could get her implants. Her sister had nice firm tits though. She was very forign to everything around her. She didnt know about it all, and the little brother was fascinated by money. He kept thinking he NEEDED money, when i told him, No, You dont need any money. We walked around and put his brother in la-petite(a babysitting place). Then we went on a date and i showed them around the town and me and the chick with smaller tits started making out. We went back to my house, with her brother and her sister and i looked at my phone, and their numbers were still there. They said that my number was still there. This way i can reach them when i need. My dad was up-stairs and i needed to tell him of my new friends that i need to be with. My house was fairly big, and had 3 extra rooms. Not that the sister w/ small tits needs her own room Anyways. We found the little brother stealing money from me and eventually we kicked him out of the house.

Damn.. I wish this dream would've lasted longer. Those girls were hot and i know they would've three-somed with me.
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Tits everywhere!

You forgot to add, "And I woke up all wet."

[Penny_Bags]

No, he forgot to add, "-....

Nevermind, you got it.

[slaynish]

You guys are all fucking cocks.

Fuck it. I'll stay at LDF.

[slaynish]

Actually, nevermind. I forgot about the ignore feature.

[KagomJack]

I had a dream last night. I saw a man sitting at a control panel. It had many buttons. He looked at one with a big smile. "Time to play my card" he said slyly. He pressed one of the buttons and then I saw people evacuating into ships, to escape the onslaught that was about to happen. They evacuated a majority of the earth, but where I was, it was me and one other person. The end is coming, he said to me...then I woke up to my cat whining...

[Sovereign]

I never have dreams, I have nightmares. Usually people I care for get killed.

[KagomJack]

i had one with a girl with no eyes. She told me to kill ppl in the dream, I kept saying "No" she said I passed the test, but they would still die. She tells me things about bombs...I ignore her...it's freaky when she appears in my dreams.

[Sovereign]

Gah. I remember this one where a demon posessed me, and caused me to kill people..... it felt so real. I woke up screaming. It sucks getting posessed.

[KagomJack]

I had one once, where the I was in school. A little boy with no fingers came to me, with a hand axe in his mouth. I took it and he told me to kill. I think i chopped up all kinds of people. Friends, enemies, etc. Then the little boy became a snake and began feasting on them, but it wasn't really their bodies, but their souls. After that I woke up...went back to sleep. Then the little boy came back again, he held a girl's head in his mouth (by the hair) and told me to rip her skull up. I woke up again and didn't sleep for the rest of the day.

[Sovereign]

Wow we are fucked up :(

[Ganga]

ok Kagomjack you have some mental problem.

[KagomJack]

I always thought so. I've seen ghosts at where I work. It's kinda creepy...I've also had dreams in which I was commanded to kill...those are the weirdest dreams on earth. Also, something fucked up was a song that came to me...something called the killing day...was like...2 nights ago

[Thanatos]

What. The. Fuck.

Sov and Kagom, what the hell...?

WHAT THE FUCK!

[symnzXx]

.................

[KagomJack]

I think that I need to stay up tonight :/

[undeadzombieguy]

One time I dreamed I was walking in some sort of undrground hall, and suddenly this women started screaming to me that I should escape with her. But then my old gym teacher was comming up to me trying to stop me. I got a knife and slith his troath, which was weird because he was always a pretty cool guy. That was the first time I've ever killed someone in my dreams and saw it with so much detail, it made me feel pretty weird when I woke up...:weird:

[Thanatos]

I've never killed anyone in my dreams. I'll say this again, what the fuck!?

[HandOfHeaven]

Slaynish you are funny.

One time, if I remember correctly, I burned all my friends at the stake for taking my cookies. Weird, eh?

[KagomJack]

i had another dream again. the little girl with no eyes came to me again. she told me the killing day is coming sooner...she showed me people being hacked to death with an axe, bombs falling all over the world, and a young man with long, jet-black hair laughing.

[undeadzombieguy]

Also lately there have been several occasions where I wake up laughing...Last time I was dreaming that I was working in some clothing store and while we were on a break a couple of friends past by to say hello. We were just standing there and this 1 guy starts telling something and we all just laugh, now this other dude I know sounds hilarious when he laughs. Thats when I woke up laughing...really loud, so weird :haha:

[symnzXx]

i had another dream again. the little girl with no eyes came to me again. she told me the killing day is coming sooner...she showed me people being hacked to death with an axe, bombs falling all over the world, and a young man with long, jet-black hair laughing.
dude, you're fucking screwed up. seek mental help.

[slaynish]

Ahh..

I think that Kagom's are fake... There's WAY too much, he talks about his dreams, and if he has another one you can control your dream like an LD.

Next time try and realize that it's a dream, and take grasp of your LD and ask that chick with no eyes to take her clothes off. Become a necropheliac. Fuck if i care.

[Sovereign]

Heh. Maybe I should post some of my worst dreams.

[badboy]

I had this one dream that my dad and brother went off to war, they died, and I went to go live with me uncle. I came back home about 30 years later and me and this chick got it on, he tits were big ( but real ), then some guy cut her throat. So I cut his throat, then we sacked some fort and burned it. We then went to war and had the horses run around and take out the archers. I then did some Princess, was betrayed, killed my betrayers, then I was myrtared. Was a weird dream.

[Thanatos]

How do you know her tits were real? It was a dream.

[timmay1113]

You know whats really wierd is when you have a really sexual dream and you can see all thats happening but you cant really feel it.

[symnzXx]

You know whats really wierd is when you have a really sexual dream and you can see all thats happening but you cant really feel it.
haha.. yeah. :rolleyes:

just thought about something:
You guys are all fucking cocks.

Fuck it. I'll stay at LDF.
why is he alllowed to make comments like this with no reprehension?

[KagomJack]

the thing is, slaynish, these dreams are real. I've also seen the little girl with no eyes when i've closed my eyes, but i hear her even when i'm not asleep.

[Demosthenes]

Kagom, might I reccomend cutting back on the ecstacy?

[timmay1113]

It could be some permanent damage he already has.

[KagomJack]

I don't do drugs >.> I'm 100% drug free dude.

[Ganga]

Yep, you need some mental help then!

[Demosthenes]

It could be some permanent damage he already has.

Guess you were right yet again.

[slaynish]

Symnx.

I'm pretty sure that you saying " I've never heard so much bs in my life, seriously, nobody wants to hear about your fantasys "

Is just as bad as me saying you're all cocks.
Also, that isnt a flame, smartie. That's saying that pretty much every post followed by mine was saying shit that isnt true. You're oblivious to everything.

[Randuin]

My dream is for your dream to never come true

[symnzXx]

and my dream is for slaynish to share the same fate as The1.

[Penny_Bags]

I always have lucid dreams. ALWAYS. For those that don't know, it means I can control my actions when I am dreaming, and sometimes even manipulate what happens in the dream. I always remember dreams about the same girl, and I usually exact some sort of cruel revenge on someone. Sick? No. It's a dream. That's like saying playing Grand Theft Auto makes you a sick individual. Go away liberals.

[symnzXx]

there was recently an essay contest about violence in the media, and my friend won first place. funny thing about it, is that he was the only one at the winner's ceremony that had an essay that was pro-video game. everyone else went along with the stupid-ass notion that video games and television make you violent.

i just realized how horribly offtopic that was. it was in reply to penny's post.

[zagggon]

I keep having the same dream where i am falling off a cliff..

[Demosthenes]

Maybe god's trying to tell you something. Go try it. Now.

[Silverjinx18]

I've had these odd dreams lately. I've had my first sex dream about 2 months ago, but I was having sex w/ Eithan Hawk...My second sex dream was a month ago and it was w/ Eithan Hawk agian...but this time I could see out the window and there was a dark figure walking through the aley way and all I could do was smile at it...I dunno...

[Ganga]

lol, i throught you never had sex before... that dark figure must be bob.... because you cheating on him, he is coming to hunt you!!!

[Sovereign]

Shut up ganga -_-

[Ganga]

what did i do, i am telling the trueth!... she probally use the dream to cover up the trueth mmmm i must be rigth.

[symnzXx]

she didn't mean ethan hawk, she meant stephen hawking:
http://infonib.nib.unicamp.br/~sabbatin/swh1.jpg

geez. :haha:

[Penny_Bags]

You sick fucks... all of you.

[Silverjinx18]

No, I've never cheated on Chris before! I've never had sex before either. You can have a sex dream and not have had sex before...

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn Sym...

[Titusfied]

Wait a minute.. Bob's name is Chris? Where the fuck have I been, under a rock?

[Silverjinx18]

Yeah...sucking someone's cock

[Titusfied]

Whoa there killer! First you start having dreams about banging dudes, then you start throwing around the "sucking someone's cock" line... What's next?

You will lose your virginity sooner than you think.

[symnzXx]

lol, yep. she's in love with stephen hawking.

[Penny_Bags]

Wait so they didnt do it?

[Ganga]

haha, unfortunally not, but I am thinking God has giving jinx a sign!

[Medieval Bob]

Ya, I posted my high school diploma and driver's liscense in a thread a long time ago to prove it, remember?

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I can't believe I forgot that... :(

That had to be well over a year ago though.

[Silverjinx18]

You will lose your virginity sooner than you think.

Thank you Yoda

[timmay1113]

Sex dreams don't mean anything really. They just randomly happen and when they do just go along for the ride.

[slaynish]

Oh god.

I've been under a rock. Seriously.

I've been calling everyone by their account names for so long.

I actually call chruser chruser and bob bob and..

It's sad.

[Silverjinx18]

Sex dreams don't mean anything really. They just randomly happen and when they do just go along for the ride.

Don't worry...I did ;)


" Dreaming about having sexual relations doesn't always refer to sex in real life. "

-Dream Symbols from A to Z-
George Fink

[badboy]

Well, apparently everyone is ignorant here and didn't know about what I was talking about in my dream.

[Chruser]

*cough* *wheeze* *bursts out in insane laughter*

I don't dream much any longer due to my irregular bedtimes. 5 am seems to have been my target bed time for the past month or so. And take my word of advice, DON'T eat just before bedtime. I usually end up with nightmares that way. I had four horrible, vicious bloody nightmares in a row one night because I ate a bag of chips (or crisps for you cockney wannabes). Bleh. So don't.

[slaynish]

*cough* *wheeze* *bursts out in insane laughter*

I don't dream much any longer due to my irregular bedtimes. 5 am seems to have been my target bed time for the past month or so. And take my word of advice, DON'T eat just before bedtime. I usually end up with nightmares that way. I had four horrible, vicious bloody nightmares in a row one night because I ate a bag of chips (or crisps for you cockney wannabes). Bleh. So don't.


That post just made me so hard.

[Slim]

Do you ever stop spamming, zagggon jr? I've heard that eating before you sleep gives you nightmares but it's never happened to me.

[‡AC‡]

I haven't had a dream in 7 years. That would be right around the time my grandfather had a stroke.. :(

[KagomJack]

I've never had that happen when I ate before sleep. Now, I've had "nightmares" of school when I look at paper before going to bed (Conjugation lesson in French anyone?)

[Penny_Bags]

Conjugating verbs is like masturbating.

Actually it's not. In any way. Shitty simile there.

But conjugating verbs is easy as fuck.

Okay so maybe they do have one thing in common.

[KagomJack]

It is easy...but to go over it all repeatedly is annoying >:|

[badboy]

Yet, still nobody got my dream ! It's not hard.

[Titusfied]

Enjoy your dreams.

[Penny_Bags]

That's terribly sad.

But yeah, I just realized all the similarities between any strenuous practice and masturbation.

[Silverjinx18]

Look just because the whore next store won't fuck you because even she has her standards, doesn't mean you have to be a dick about me not wanting to have sex...I can't control my dreams (even though some ppl can...)

[Medieval Bob]

Can we not talk about this here? I have no right to close the thread or remove posts, and I have no intentions to do so. I'm just not really comfortable with this subject matter right now...

And guys? Show a little fucking respect. If not for the obvious reasons, then show some respect to me. I was with her 4.2 years. We were saving ourselves for marriage. We've been broken up for two months today, and all you can talk about is her fucking somebody? Appreciated.

[Titusfied]

True enough. Enjoy your dreams people and learn to take a joke.

[‡AC‡]

Can anyone say "Doh" ~ H. Simpson...........