Enlightened Conversation Between !K_A! and Moi!

[Titusfied]

PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: hahahaha
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: jean it ale harp ease
DOMINO155: clit or is?
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: alcoholism
DOMINO155: =titus religion
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: since my parents started hiding the booze(they know I've been drinking it) I've had to resort to other means of getting drunk
DOMINO155: like?
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: peppermint extract
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: vannila extract
DOMINO155: .,...
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: both are more than half alcohol
DOMINO155: that doesnt work
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: hell yeah it does
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: you have to drink a lot
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: I did it last night
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yessssssss
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
DOMINO155: nonononononononononononononononononononononononono nononononononononono
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
DOMINO155: i win
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: no
DOMINO155: yes
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: told you
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: shit!
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: maybe
DOMINO155: ok
DOMINO155: then its settled
DOMINO155: maybe
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: scuba
DOMINO155: werd


Pwnage?

[Slim]

I have seen the light, and it is peppermint extract.

[!King_Amazon!]

That shit is naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty. It's not as bad as the vanilla though.

[Jessifer]

My eyes have truely been opened. Wow. Amazing. Insipirational, even.

[Slim]

I've tasted vanilla before, it's sickening.

[platnum]

Peppermint schnaupps?

[Penny_Bags]

This almost makes me want to go get enlightened... AGAIN!!!!

[Slim]

No, peppermint extract. It's like a concentrated mint.

[Titusfied]

I think I can finally sleep well tonight having been hit by the light of "en".

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Grav]

I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or what, but I don't get it at all. Inside jokes generally don't make good funny.

[Titusfied]

Definitely over your head.

[Grav]

You're probably right, I don't pretend to get drunk off of baking products.

[Penny_Bags]

Ever sexed up a baking product?

[Grav]

Do you consider oral to be sex?

[Penny_Bags]

Well, that really brings up a lot of controversy.

Is oral still sex? Are you still a virgin? Is it the thoughts or the physical action?

Find out next time on another exciting installment of-...... I'll go kill myself.

[uncapped]

That reminds me of the time my friend got suspended by the asshole vice principal for having a bottle of mouthwash in school. Because it has a low low alcohol percentage in it.

Can you believe that? What a fucking joke.

[Penny_Bags]

Nah, I think it is perfectly reasonable. I would get suspended at my school if I was sexing up a bottle of mouthwash.

[Slim]

Ever try killing him? That will do miracles to cure that asshole attitude of his.

[uncapped]

It would be pretty pointless, Slim. I graduated.

[Penny_Bags]

A m4ster jedi is j00!@!!!

[Grav]

Shut the hell up.

[Penny_Bags]

I am bored as fuck, and I am not tired, what better is there to do than sit on Zelaron and make zero sense?

[uncapped]

Play some yahtzee.

[Penny_Bags]

Doesn't that require "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" ?

[uncapped]

No, just a dirty grandmother.

[Penny_Bags]

Lol, what the fuck... that makes me want to go to bed.

[uncapped]

Funny you should mention it. That's exactly where I'm heading after I press enter.

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[Penny_Bags]

Good night Zelaron.

[Grav]

Shut the hell up.

[badboy]

I love how everyone pretty much doesn't give a fuck what you say anymore. Funny.

[Grav]

Not one person. (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=30433)

[Penny_Bags]

Badboy got h4xed...

I think its wierd that I went to bed for an hour when i was dead tired, ima try again.

[!King_Amazon!]

That reminds me of the time my friend got suspended by the asshole vice principal for having a bottle of mouthwash in school. Because it has a low low alcohol percentage in it.

Can you believe that? What a fucking joke.
Actually, listerine (I'm assuming that's what you were talking about) has a pretty good ammount of alcohol in it. I don't see why he would get suspended for it though, you can't get drunk off of it. You'll die if you drink enough.

p.s. I'm not pretending that I'm getting drunk off of this stuff grav, it actually does get you drunk, you can look it up yourself or try it. It has a lot of alcohol in it.

[Penny_Bags]

What's better though, the Vannilla or the Peppermint?

[Slim]

I believe he said peppermint was better in a previous post.

[Penny_Bags]

That requires some reading and effort, and this is the Chat Forum, and there was guitar to be played. Don't refute me.

[!King_Amazon!]

Well it's easier to drink the vanilla but it tastes horrible. The peppermint burns my mouth(imagine listerinex5).

[Tyrannicide]

I have a new sig image.

On the other heand, I thought of trying that Vanilla shit. Glad I didn't.

[badboy]

Badboy got h4xed

How? Elaborate.

[Thanatos]

Fuck you, badboy.

Anyways, I saw somebody mentioned Peppermint Schnaupps and then I thought, "I just got drunk off that a couple nights ago."

That's all I got.