View Full Version : Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls
Demosthenes
2004-06-19, 11:57 PM
So here's another beautiful, yet pointless story about one of my days.
I hate girls. I seriously fucking hate girls. No, wait, I love girls. Why the fuck is it so fucking complicated? Shit.
Here's the story:
There's this girl who I have really liked for a while, unfortunately she hasn't felt the same way about me, until recently, or so I thought. Lately, we have been joking about stuff a lot, but it's exactly that, nothing more than jokes. We've gotten closer and closer this year. Earlier this week, we were talking about movies. She mentioned wanting to see Garfield. I wasn't much into the movie, but I said I wanted to see it as well. We talked a little more, and then I told her that I'm going to take her to see that movie some time this week. She sounded really excited. She seemed happy. She had no objections to that whatsoever. I was thrilled! I know it wasn't much, but to get this girl to say yes to going somewhere with me was an accomplishment. I even thought that maybe, just maybe she liked me. I even set up a friend who was allowed to drive to drive us to the movies. Boy, was I stupid.
I was positive that she'd go with me. I was sure of it. I didn't know when, but I knew that she'd go with me. I was so wrong. So it's yesterday, and I call her to see if she wants to go see Garfield. She tells me that she's baby-sitting her brother and so she can't go. Legitimate excuse, I thought. I ask her about going with me over the weekend, and she (now looking back at it) reluctantly said OK. It didn't phase me in the slightest. All that mattered was that she had said yes. I didn't ask her to go with me today, cuz I thought that I might have been bugging her, so I asked her to come with me tomorrow instead. She said that tomorrow is Father's Day, so she can't go. Another legitimate excuse. I ask her for Monday, and she says she already has plans for that day. That's when it kind of hits me that she doesn't want to go with me. I asked her when a good time would be for her, and she said that she didn't know. That confirmed it. Either way, I guess I'll keep asking her until she tells me off, or says yes. Only thing I'm scared of is breaking our friendship over this. I felt stupid after talking to her this morning.
Furthermore, I think she tries to make me jealous every chance she gets. Every time I talk to her and I ask her what she has been up to, she replies with something about some other guy. Every single time. I am pretty sure that she is lying, or immensely exaggerating every time she tells me a new story. I don't know why she wants to make me jealous, but she does that to me every time now. I really wish she didn't. It makes me feel like crap.
I've felt like crap all day today. I went outside today and made a 1000 (I counted) shots to distract me from thinking about her, and lifted weights for the rest of the day. A 1000 shots may not sound like much, but it takes a hell of a long time and a lot of energy. Either way, it distracted me from thinking about her for most of the day, and I felt good coming in and thinking that I had made a 1000 shots, but now that it is night time my thoughts have gone back to her.
Well, that's the end of my absolutely pointless and pathetic story. Hope you enjoyed it. My conclusion: Girls suck sometimes.
Sweet Tooth
2004-06-20, 12:02 AM
She likes you, but is afraid to fuck up the friendship.
Raziel
2004-06-20, 12:08 AM
Well, prepare for more and more of that crap as time goes on, MJ. It won't end until you hit 30, at which point, all of those bitchy girls will simultaneously realize what twats they were being and scramble to relocate the nice guys they shit all over. By that point, though, you'll be dating a 24-year-old swimsuit model, and those 30 year old bitches will have to go hunting for highschool kids. Just wait it out. Karma always balances it out in the end.
Been there before, in fact I'm pretty much there right now. Life isn't exactly all that some people make it out to be. Just keep your head up and remember that the ultimate kick in the teeth to those people is putting up with all that shit, and not letting it affect who you are.
Raziel also pretty much hit the nail on the head. Just wait it out and laugh in their faces when the time comes.
Penguin
2004-06-20, 03:18 AM
:weird: :weird: :weird:
Shining Knights
2004-06-20, 03:50 AM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
*shrug* Girls are retarded, honestly. And there are tons of them. I don't find any reason to chase after one unless you are hopelessly head over heels with them, which you shouldn't ever be if you haven't been in a relationship. I never ask someone out unless I know they like me already. That's about the extent of the advice I can offer off the top of my head. Besides shooting them in the face.
Chruser
2004-06-20, 07:41 AM
Go corrupt yourself with some Slash or something.
Go corrupt yourself with some Slash or something.
..What.. okay.. that is the gayest thing I have ever heard you say..
Why would you recommend yaoi to him
Thanatos
2004-06-20, 09:20 AM
Here's some advice: Once you get the girl, don't fuck it up. I'm in a 11 month relationship with my girlfriend and I do believe that last night, I fucked everything up. Go me.
Medieval Bob
2004-06-20, 09:33 AM
Your entire reply is bashing his post? Why would you even take the time to click reply if all you're going to say is
I hated reading that, and I wish I hadn't read it. However, I didn't think to see how long it was, read the title, or note that the following paragraphs were called a "story' twice, so I read it anyhow. Now that I'm done, I'll insult your right to free speech.
MJ, I'm not the best person to offer advice here. Lifting weights is good, though. The only consolation that I can offer is that... well, we all go through things like this. As Raz said, there will be more of it, but just place your faith in allmighty Karma: the belief that those who tread on you will be stood upon by shoes of an equal or greater weight to their own.
Faith does shit. Be your own karma. [/deep]
Here's some advice: Once you get the girl, don't fuck it up. I'm in a 11 month relationship with my girlfriend and I do believe that last night, I fucked everything up. Go me.
Got drunk and glomped her mom? Shit happens.
Titusfied
2004-06-20, 11:52 AM
I've felt like crap all day today. I went outside today and made a 1000 (I counted) shots to distract me from thinking about her, and lifted weights for the rest of the day. A 1000 shots may not sound like much, but it takes a hell of a long time and a lot of energy.
Wow, when I get depressed, I usually black out in the mid 20's of doing shots. That impresses me. :D
Jessifer
2004-06-20, 12:52 PM
..What.. okay.. that is the gayest thing I have ever heard you say..
Why would you recommend yaoi to him
Slash is a fanfiction term.
A type of fic, often written by women, involving romantic or sexual involvement between two major canon characters of the same gender, originally mainly M/M (male/male) but lately shifting to include F/F (female/female) tales too. The term originates from the splinter of Trekdom which came up with the idea of "Kirk/Spock" stories -- the term "slash" comes from the slash (/) placed between the names of the characters involved. Also called "alternative fiction" in Xena ficdom. Pure sweet romantic slash is sometimes lumped under the term mook.
Yaoi deals with purely sexual content between two men, while shounen ai is purely romantic content between two men (Yuri and shoujo ai are the female terms).
Returning to the topic, try backing off a bit, mj. Give her some space, but tell her to let you know if she actually wants to go to the movies with you. If she does then all the better.
Or, perhaps, get a group of friends together to go to the movies so she doesn't feel uncomfortable.
Hades-Knight
2004-06-20, 01:09 PM
I didn't ask her to go with me today, cuz I thought that I might have been bugging her, so I asked her to come with me tomorrow instead.
That pretty much sums up your mistake..........
and wtf are you talking about SHOTS? what is that? what did you shoot? Coz i know if it was alcohol you'd be dead after the 20th shot...
Penny_Bags
2004-06-20, 01:22 PM
I have a few things to say here.
First off, I agree with Raziel, except for the Karma bit. I don't believe you can sit around and wait for something to happen, like Grav said, you make your own Karma. Unless of course, by Karma we mean sadistic revenge, that balances everything out.
Penguin, that was very weak of you.
Hades-Knight, change your damn name to Knight Rider, and also, he means basketball shots, Titus was making a crack related to his ferverent alcoholism.
Also, Jizmo, that sucks... do something really nice for her and don't just sit there and wait for her to react to what you did. Make her know you are sorry.
GG.
Hades-Knight
2004-06-20, 02:10 PM
Hades-Knight, change your damn name to Knight Rider, and also, he means basketball shots, Titus was making a crack related to his ferverent alcoholism.
GG.
Oh, I didn't even read anyone's reply lol, Titus has gone over 20? wow......
a lot of stuff
Anyway, my point is that he didn't recommend lesbianism to him, but possibly male homoerotica to him.. damn Swedes.
Demosthenes
2004-06-20, 03:04 PM
The aspect of having to wait 20 years for karma to catch up doesn't seem like the greatest thing in the world, but hey, that's probably the best I can hope for. I hope that Bob and Raziel are right
Sweet Tooth, I don't know. I thought that perhaps she had liked me for a while, considering the way she had been acting lately, but I'm having my doubts. If she does like me, it would make no logical sense to not go to the movies with me. It's not like I'm trying to do anything funny, just hang out with her. If she likes me, it would go beyond all reason for her to not want to hang out with me.
Grav, I probably sound pretty weak, but I feel so strongly for her, and have for a while. Most of my friends tell me she's not worth it, and that I should just get over her, but meh, whatever. Time will sort things out I guess.
Chruser, no?
Pfft, Titusied, your 20 shots can't compete with my 1000. :p
Jizmo, I'll make sure to keep that in mind if I ever do get her. What happend between you and your girlfriend yesterday? Good luck. Hopefully you two can work things out.
Jessifer, thanks for explaining what Slash is. Basically, what I told her is that she can let me know when she wants to go. I doubt she'll say anything. maybe I'll ask her again, I don't know.
Penny, so I should go for the sadistic revenge? :killgrin: I'm just kidding. Thanks for the support.
HandOfHeaven
2004-06-20, 03:10 PM
I wouldn't ask her again right away, give it a week or so, so you don't seem desperate unless you are. Girls are crazy and shit, they get pissed at you, you don't know what you did, and they won't tell you. Who knows, she may want you but is playing hard to get.
Aren't you supposedly 13 anyway? You've got time to get fucked over by women, for now, go sit down and play video games.
Shining Knights
2004-06-20, 03:14 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Especially if you black out in Memphis and wake up in Newark, missing a kidney and your spleen. What the fuck.
Shining Knights
2004-06-20, 03:17 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Penguin
2004-06-20, 04:04 PM
Your entire reply is bashing his post? Why would you even take the time to click reply if all you're going to say is
"I hated reading that, and I wish I hadn't read it. However, I didn't think to see how long it was, read the title, or note that the following paragraphs were called a "story' twice, so I read it anyhow. Now that I'm done, I'll insult your right to free speech."
Edit: Ok Ive edited this post 4 times now and I am getting tired of it. I just now read mjs post, I diddnt read it at first because I did not think it was serious from the thread title I thought it would just be some amusing bash on some girl he knows. Anyway, good job on catching me Bob.
slaynish
2004-06-20, 04:10 PM
Moo, i dont know what THATS like MJ, maybe thats because i dont bother myself with girls, and if they have a problem with me i'll tell them to suckoff. Nevertheless, go drink. My dad just bought my brother a 24 pack of miller and 6 pack of bacardi silver, and a 6 pack of Smirnoff III Black, and a bottel of Jack No.7...
^_^
Well, MJ it may not make sense for her not to go, but who the hell ever said girls actually make sense at all? Most really don't know what the hell they want. Oh and slaynish...drinking doesn't solve shit.
Oh and slaynish...drinking doesn't solve shit.
But it's fun as hell.
Very true, but I don't think he needs to be getting loaded at 13.
Penny_Bags
2004-06-20, 05:03 PM
Edit: Ok Ive edited this post 4 times now and I am getting tired of it. I just now read mjs post, I diddnt read it at first because I did not think it was serious from the thread title I thought it would just be some amusing bash on some girl he knows. Anyway, good job on catching me Bob.
That was definitely not weak. Good man... admitting that you whiffed hard.
iceman887
2004-06-20, 05:39 PM
dang 1000 shots i think is sooo much, especially if you got them all in, that must have taken so long!!!
Titusfied
2004-06-20, 05:40 PM
Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell.
From Heaven.
Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell.
From Heaven.
11, that is kind of depressing, heh.
As fun as alcohol can be (if you know your limits), you shouldn't encourage kids to start drinking.
Titusfied
2004-06-20, 05:59 PM
They have to get the motivation somewhere. And if peer pressure from a Gaming Forum has that much influence on your social decisions..
Need I say it?
They have to get the motivation somewhere. And if peer pressure from a Gaming Forum has that much influence on your social decisions..
Need I say it?
Dude, look at these people.
Titusfied
2004-06-20, 06:31 PM
Yeah... what the fuck was I thinking..?
http://www.zelaron.com/gear/DanPic1.jpg
http://www.zelaron.com/gear/rusher657.jpg
http://www.zelaron.com/gear/zeronxG8.jpg
slaynish
2004-06-20, 06:41 PM
Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell.
From Heaven.
hah, im 12, so if i can be like j00z when i grow up, i'll drink til my socks fall up!
symnzXx
2004-06-20, 06:46 PM
hah, im 12, so if i can be like j00z when i grow up, i'll drink til my socks fall up!
That is, if you can find time in your schedule where you don't constantly clutter these forums with garbage.
uncapped
2004-06-20, 07:13 PM
Mjordan2nd, that girl is what we like to call a trick. She makes you jealous, and she makes you horny, but you're not gonna get anywhere with her. So just tell yourself, "fuck it," and get over her.
And don't fucking worry about relationships. Wait until you're a freshman, and fuck the easy girls. No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life. So take advantage of the sluts, and try to get with every girl you meet.
NonGayMan
2004-06-20, 07:53 PM
Alcohol can destroy your liver. :D
Penny_Bags
2004-06-20, 08:36 PM
So can bullets... but we don't avoid bullets.
Dammit, my analogy made no fucking sense.
Oh well, ALCOHOL KICKS ASS.
iceman887
2004-06-20, 08:40 PM
i was talking about basketball
symnzXx
2004-06-20, 09:03 PM
i was talking about basketball
Me too..? :confused:
Jessifer
2004-06-20, 09:06 PM
"There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
symnzXx
2004-06-20, 09:10 PM
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-06-20, 09:16 PM
I'd say she doesn't really like you. I am not trying to sound cold... But I'd stop pressing for her to go out with you, nor am I trying to sound corny when I say you're only pushing her away.
She is talking about other guys for one of these reasons:
a) She just flat out doesn't think of you as anything more than a friend, so it doesn't occur to her how you may feel whenever she does it.
b) She wants to feed her ego, she doesn't like you, but likes you liking her. A lot of girls need reassurance, low self-esteem. Or they may have high self-esteem... Too much, either way...
c) She wants you to know that she just wants to be friends with you, that there are other males in her life, and that you aren't one to fit into that special group.
symnzXx
2004-06-20, 09:31 PM
c) She wants you to know that she just wants to be friends with you, that there are other males in her life, and that you aren't one to fit into that special group.
Damn, I hate it when that happens. :(
Titusfied
2004-06-20, 09:35 PM
That's when you slip her a Roofie Martini and say good night, good morning, and was it as good for you as it was for me?
NonGayMan
2004-06-20, 09:36 PM
Maybe you should read her a story.
What would Michael Jackson do?
Penny_Bags
2004-06-20, 09:42 PM
Probably nut all over a five year old.
timmay1113
2004-06-20, 10:29 PM
As we all know Mr. Anderson ..... You have been put through too much stress over this one. I know you like her but I think I need to give you a good slap in the face again. Move on please. Remember we have a game to finish, 32-32, your ball. Just concentrating on kicking my ass. lol
As we all know Mr. Anderson ..... You have been put through too much stress over this one. I know you like her but I think I need to give you a good slap in the face again. Move on please. Remember we have a game to finish, 32-32, your ball. Just concentrating on kicking my ass. lol
What the hell is that?
Can I kill it?
Medieval Bob
2004-06-21, 08:09 AM
Normally, I would say yes.
Since this is a normal situation, "Yes."
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:35 AM
No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life
I beg to differ. I hooked up with my girlfriend when I was his age and we've been going strong for almost three years now.
Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:52 AM
We shall see. At least that's 4 years I've had a girlfriend and you haven't.
Titusfied
2004-06-21, 09:16 AM
It won't last. Guaranteed.
Medieval Bob
2004-06-21, 09:31 AM
Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."
:(
I'd probably agree... Are you going to the same college? Do you both plan to end up in the same location after college? I'm not telling you to break up or saying that you're stupid for doing what you're doing (by any means). I'm just saying that... maybe that end result you're progressing towards is a bit more difficult to reach than we all would like to think.
uncapped
2004-06-21, 09:39 AM
Having the same relationship through your whole life at high school would be the worst idea I can possibly imagine. The longest one I ever had was 3 months(my current relationship), and the shortest and most common were one-time fucks. It's the way to go man.
Thanatos
2004-06-21, 10:00 AM
Not really, uncapped. Me and my girlfriend are in love. I'm deeply in love with her and I know she feels the same. She's given up a lot for me, as I have her. I plan on getting married to her some day if things go right and she knows that. I wish I would have met her later in life because by this time, we would have been married.
By the way, I didn't mess everything up; just thought I did. We're back to normal.
Good luck, mj.
Titusfied
2004-06-21, 10:04 AM
Good for you. I think uncapped is basically trying to say that you shouldn't burden yourself with such grown-up social situations at such a young age. Fuck anything with grass of the field, then later in life (Early Mid 20's?) start to settle down and look for Miss Perfect, or call back an old flame to rekindle the spark.
uncapped
2004-06-21, 02:33 PM
Bingo, Titus. At least that's my concept.
RoboticSilence
2004-06-21, 02:59 PM
I don't feel like responding to the actual story but the second I read the title I got an image in my mind of the girls in your sig replaced by oily men and I laughed for about five minutes.
We shall see. At least that's 4 years I've had a girlfriend and you haven't.
I don't think I could handle being whipped for four years. I'd go crazy.
Good for you. I think uncapped is basically trying to say that you shouldn't burden yourself with such grown-up social situations at such a young age. Fuck anything with grass of the field, then later in life (Early Mid 20's?) start to settle down and look for Miss Perfect, or call back an old flame to rekindle the spark.
Theoretical situation: You're 17. Would you screw 13 year olds?
Hades-Knight
2004-06-21, 05:30 PM
Theoretical situation: You're 17. Would you screw 13 year olds?
Would you not? you know you'd tap that ass coz you're not one to say you get much ......
That's disgusting, there's no way I would.
And KR, my god has a bigger dick than your god.
Hades-Knight
2004-06-21, 05:35 PM
That's disgusting, there's no way I would.
And KR, my god has a bigger dick than your god.
OMG SELF OWN!!!! I don't have a god!! bitch kekekekeek
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-06-21, 05:59 PM
Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell.
From Heaven.
*continues from what Grav said*
Nor should you be proud that your liver has preceeded you into hell, and is waiting on you to start burning and decaying as well.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 06:10 PM
I don't think I could handle being whipped for four years. I'd go crazy.
Like I said, 4 years that I had a girlfriend and you didn't. Have you ever had a girlfriend? I don't think the 13 year olds would even mess with you.
Like I said, 4 years that I had a girlfriend and you didn't. Have you ever had a girlfriend? I don't think the 13 year olds would even mess with you.
Yeah, but attacking what little you actually do know of me isn't going to work here, K_A. Still, your girlfriend is going to leave you.
Unfortunately, I'm swamped in 13 and 14 year olds, which is why I asked that question. It freaks me the fuck out, like I'm going to be arrested if I even look in their general direction.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 06:15 PM
At least then you would have a girlfriend. His name would probably be Bubba.
You leave Bubba out of this.
At least I'm not going out with a dog. (http://gsurge.com/misc/kagf.gif)
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 06:21 PM
I'm tired of bickering with you. The simple truth is I've got a girlfriend and you do not. I am greater than you.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 06:26 PM
If she looks like a dog to you then you will be disappointed with Bubba. Let's see your girlfriend huh grav? Or you for that matter?
Grav do you have ANY idea how pathetic it is to make fun of someones girlfriend when you don't have one yourself?
Grav do you have ANY idea how pathetic it is to make fun of someones girlfriend when you don't have one yourself?
Not at all, since I'm talking about his dog. What's pathetic is that he's getting all defensive in this thread, as if he has to prove to everyone that his girlfriend exists and they aren't going to break up. I love it when people make fools of themselves.
There is not gurantee they will break up, only time will tell. In the mean time have fun with YOUR girlfriend, by that I mean the smiley face you draw on your hand everynight before you whack off.
Sovereign
2004-06-21, 06:45 PM
Nvm........
Now that is pathetic. Anyway, I have not stated whether I do or do not have a girlfriend, nor am I obliged to give you information on my personal life because you feel I have something to prove to a group of people I don't even know. Unlike most of you, I don't have insecurity issues.
uncapped
2004-06-21, 06:56 PM
Everybody has insecurities. Some people's are microsoft-sized, and other's are linux-sized.
Mine, for instance, involve midgets riding ponies with vanilla leather stirrups. I won't get into detail though.
Are you saying I want to fuck you?
Because you're right.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 06:58 PM
You don't have to tell us if you've got a girlfriend, it's obvious.
Maybe you should try growing up just a tad.
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-06-21, 07:00 PM
She is pretty ugly... And you know she is fucking other guys... What with what she let you get away with and all...
uncapped
2004-06-21, 07:00 PM
Sorry, Grav, but this fine peice of meat is for the New Kids on the Block, only. Maybe next time.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u. And you.
The best part being that you say I should grow up, when you're the one who decides to instigate a lot of nonsense for no reason. You're being hypocritical and ridiculous, K_A.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 07:02 PM
I personally think she is pretty damn cute, not that that matters. She's one of the coolest people I've ever known.
Sorry, Grav, but this fine peice of meat is for the New Kids on the Block, only. Maybe next time.
Howdy, new neighbor.
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-06-21, 07:26 PM
I just want to ask if it bothers you that there was recently a dick inside her other than your own when you fuck her. Does it bother you that it means she doesn't hold your relationship as a high priority? Does it bother you that you're not enough for her? And that she doesn't care about you enough to care about whether or not you are doing other women?
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 07:33 PM
Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."
I believe it was you who instigated.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 07:34 PM
I just want to ask if it bothers you that there was recently a dick inside her other than your own when you fuck her. Does it bother you that it means she doesn't hold your relationship as a high priority? Does it bother you that you're not enough for her? And that she doesn't care about you enough to care about whether or not you are doing other women?
Does it bother you that your life is pathetic and meaningless and if you died right now nobody would give a shit?
Go beg for some food or something.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 07:35 PM
When you assume, you make an ass out of u. And you.
The best part being that you say I should grow up, when you're the one who decides to instigate a lot of nonsense for no reason. You're being hypocritical and ridiculous, K_A.
As I said above you were the one who instigated it, so I believe that makes you hypocritical.
As I said above you were the one who instigated it, so I believe that makes you hypocritical.
Not particularly, I don't see how the four years thing would make anyone angry, unless you were really insecure about your loose girlfriend.
Oops, I should stop making a fraud out of people today, heh.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 07:45 PM
It was an insult and I took it as an insult. You probably wouldn't understand since you don't have a girlfriend.
I don't think people with secure relationships would take it as an insult.
You wouldn't understand, though. Heh.
Penny_Bags
2004-06-21, 07:48 PM
DFD, hope you be kidding, she's kinda cute.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 07:50 PM
I think you're just insecure about not having a girlfriend so you have to attack me and mine. Just read what you've been saying, it's rather pathetic.
I had no intention of attacking you, but you bring it upon yourself, really. What I'm saying is completely valid. Again, you keep putting the issue of me "not having a girlfriend" that you created as some sort of reason for you being correct, when you are not. It's a simple concept, honestly. Someone of your self proclaimed intelligence should understand this.
Hades-Knight
2004-06-21, 07:57 PM
Grav don't diss him like that....let him have fun wasting his time at least....we all know that if they manage to make it through High School they'll end up breaking up after they leave for college....it happens way too much these days.
KA, my suggestion to you is: Have fun with her while she lets you......there'll be a time when you will regret not having done anything w/ her , and if you didnt get it by fun I mean sex.
oh and DFD, that wa spretty mean.....but yours wasnt good looking at all if I can remember correctly in that picture you drew of her and had her real pic beside it.....
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:01 PM
I had no intention of attacking you, but you bring it upon yourself, really. What I'm saying is completely valid. Again, you keep putting the issue of me "not having a girlfriend" that you created as some sort of reason for you being correct, when you are not. It's a simple concept, honestly. Someone of your self proclaimed intelligence should understand this.
How is it that I bring it upon myself? I was giving the guy encouragement by telling him it can actually work and you attacked me.
Nothing you say is valid. You know nothing about the subject because you haven't experienced it.
I'm saying the reason you are attacking me is because you are insecure about not having a girlfriend. You have no reason to insult me or my girlfriend when you don't even have one.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:01 PM
Grav don't diss him like that....let him have fun wasting his time at least....we all know that if they manage to make it through High School they'll end up breaking up after they leave for college....it happens way too much these days.
KA, my suggestion to you is: Have fun with her while she lets you......there'll be a time when you will regret not having done anythign w/ her , and if you didnt get it by fun I mean sex.
That really isn't going to be a problem. If this place is around 2 years from now I'll let you know if things don't work out.
Penny_Bags
2004-06-21, 08:03 PM
This doesnt make any sense at all. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND. Not only do you have a right and left hand, and possible access to various other tools and/or videogames, but you can have SHIT LOADS of unadulterated and unclean sex with random chicks.
But once again, this makes your entire arguement invalid because you have no basis for your arguement. I know your girlfriend is skankass. You don't anything about mine, or any previous. I have no reason to care what you think, besides.
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge
You've basically given me your life, the way you're acting. Fraudulence isn't even the right term. It's like.. Fraudtastic.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:04 PM
To each his own.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:05 PM
Maybe you should reread my post and formulate a reply that makes sense.
Maybe you should reread my post and formulate a reply that makes sense.
Fraud. You're a fraud. It's simple. You're making a fraud out of yourself. I suggest ending it, because right now, you look like tyranncidad.
Oh, the maddox link? Just showing how fucking fantastic I am.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:08 PM
I'd say I look better than you in the eyes of anyone reading what we've been going on about. You look pathetic.
Once again, you are attacking me and my girlfriend when you yourself have only your palms.
And again, you're making a fraud of yourself.
This thread is great, K_A will never live this down.
At this point, you've made Sov look like Raziel.
symnzXx
2004-06-21, 08:10 PM
/methinks this should be moved to the FUCKING FLAME FORUM.
Yeah, I said that on a previous page but it's still here.
symnzXx
2004-06-21, 08:12 PM
my bad, i didn't really read any more of this except for the first page and this one..
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:14 PM
And again, you're making a fraud of yourself.
This thread is great, K_A will never live this down.
At this point, you've made Sov look like Raziel.
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not decieving anyone in any way. I'm not lying about anything and I'm not hiding anything. Why the fuck do you keep saying I'm a fraud?
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not decieving anyone in any way. I'm not lying about anything and I'm not hiding anything. Why the fuck do you keep saying I'm a fraud?
Okay, I'll make this simple.
You're a fraud because the only basis for your arguement is that I don't have any experience with girlfriends, when you are completely wrong.
That is why you are a fraud. I could list more, but I figure it's best to not overload your systems here.
Maybe my use of fraud is a slang term around here, but the concept is that you're making a fraud out of yourself by being a dumbshit.
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-21, 08:18 PM
You are saying a load of completely random bullshit that doesn't mean anything, so I think I'll stop here for the night. GG.
See what I've got here... here in my hand?
It's your life.
I think this thread has served it's purpose.
At the very least, it's the most hilarious pile of self degradation on K_A's part that I have ever seen.
What did Adrena used to call it? A meltdown? Something like that. That was fucking Chernobyl.
RoboticSilence
2004-06-22, 12:11 AM
Children... shut up.
Sovereign
2004-06-22, 05:24 AM
This threads done. Stop the god damn name calling and insult throwing please. It's really starting to become a problem here...
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