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Silverjinx18
2004-06-02, 01:10 PM
I just read a beetle bailey comic for all ages...that would include small children...it reads
crn: "Do you have goals in life, beetle?"
Beetle: " yes, sir. I have one majestic, towering, shining goal!"
crn:"wonderful! what is it?"
Beetle:"to get lucky."
wtf...now I laughed, but then I got to thinking...a six year old is reading this right now and telling his parents that he doesn't get it...
Titusfied
2004-06-02, 01:12 PM
What wrong with that? He just wants a little luck in his life, can you blame him?
Silverjinx18
2004-06-02, 01:30 PM
...he ment sex...that's it...that's what it ment...
Titusfied
2004-06-02, 01:34 PM
. . . . Pervert . . . .
Silverjinx18
2004-06-02, 02:04 PM
you can't tell me it didn't cross your mind that that's what it ment...
Silverjinx18
2004-06-02, 02:14 PM
....I'm not the only one that thinks that...I've asked other ppl and that's the first thing that poped into their heads...
Pervert.http://NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo.gif
Titusfied
2004-06-02, 02:15 PM
Disgusting.
Pervert.
Silverjinx18
2004-06-02, 02:18 PM
omg lol...
Titusfied
2004-06-02, 02:23 PM
....I'm not the only one that thinks that...I've asked other ppl and that's the first thing that poped into their heads...
Do you go to school on Hollywood Boulevard or something?
Seriously, omg...
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-02, 02:32 PM
Wow you're a pervert.
KagomJack
2004-06-02, 04:13 PM
wow...at first, I thought he did mean sex...but then I thought about it: this is a comic for all ages...so he just wants a little luck in life.
iceman887
2004-06-02, 04:53 PM
i didnt think of that at all, geez, people's minds these days
Demosthenes
2004-06-02, 05:12 PM
Pervert!!
We dont need no education.
We dont need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all its just another brick in the wall.
All in all youre just another brick in the wall.
Silverjinx18
2004-06-02, 06:19 PM
got another one...my friend anna was watching the powder puff girls and they had found a squarl and two of them were fighting over what to name it and if it was a girl or a boy and the third one looks at them and says "You guys! Squarls EAT nuts!"....and then the girls gave the squarl a girls name...the powder puff girls!!!!!
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-02, 06:21 PM
I didn't understand most of what you just said.
slaynish
2004-06-02, 06:29 PM
She's just talking about nuts, let the looney be...
Titusfied
2004-06-02, 06:33 PM
I think she's trying to say she eats testicles, and is a girl? Like we said...
Pervert...
Medieval Bob
2004-06-02, 08:48 PM
Obviously, we're all just picking on someone. I will, however, state that the statement, "to get lucky," obviously more than suggests sex. If you're gambling, you want to be lucky. If you're playing a game of chance, you want luck. One very rarely wants to "get lucky" unless the prospect of scoring is available. (Yes, scoring as in sex.)
Titusfied
2004-06-02, 08:52 PM
......Pervert......
HandOfHeaven
2004-06-02, 09:32 PM
It seems anything these days can be looked upon as sex. For fun, look at reject book titles for Dr. Seuss. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket for example.
Thanatos
2004-06-02, 10:45 PM
I honestly never thought that it was intended to mean sex. I'm also going to call you a pervert.
Medieval Bob
2004-06-03, 11:53 AM
http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing_matter/bbros_number_13.html
http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing_matter/bbros_number_14.html
Enjoy.
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