Super volcano

[KagomJack]

supposedly there is one under yellowstone national park and it may be getting close to urrupt. the land there has rose 29 inches since the 1920's. and that the ground is bulging in areas, some spots as big as 2 football fields. the guy talking about it said that if it exploded, lava would be thrown an estimated 30 miles in the air. which would mean it would turn to rock and come crashing down on the earth. volcanic ash would cover the entire earth in the sky. ash would cover all of the us and in some spots up to a few feet. everyone withing a 600 mile radius of the explosion would die instantly.

[Slim]

I take it you got this from armageddononline.org?

[KagomJack]

I take it you got this from armageddononline.org?
no, I got it from someone who got it from somewhere (like fuck if I know, just have fun with this...I'm bored)

[Slim]

Haha, well I remember a friend saying something about supervolcanoes and armageddonoline so I looked up the site and sure enough. It has something about the yellowstone "super volcano" along with shit like "mega tsunamis" and "hypernovas", pretty weird.

[KagomJack]

Haha, well I remember a friend saying something about supervolcanoes and armageddonoline so I looked up the site and sure enough. It has something about the yellowstone "super volcano" along with shit like "mega tsunamis" and "hypernovas", pretty weird.
ooh...go on! I'm interested in this stuff.

[Sovereign]

I heard about this.

Also, its not a volcano...i dont think.

I remember hearing somewhere that its a cauldera.

[KagomJack]

well, i heard once that there was gonna be a massive EQ that would sink Cali to the bottom of the ocean...been 5 years since I heard that...still waiting >.>

[!King_Amazon!]

I'll believe it when it happens.

[Slim]

According to armageddononline it is a volcano IN a caldera, or some shit like that. Personally I just find that site to be a huge crock of steaming dog piss.

[KagomJack]

I'll believe it when it happens.
eh, pretty much all you can do nowadays...

[Tyrannicide]

I can't wait...that would PWN.

[KagomJack]

unless you live within 600 miles of the volcano...in which j00 d!3

[Demosthenes]

Slim, KagomJack makes up all our conspiracy theories. I think he also believes the world is going to end in 2012. Interesting stuff though, Kagom.

[KagomJack]

Slim, KagomJack makes up all our conspiracy theories. I think he also believes the world is going to end in 2012. Interesting stuff though, Kagom.
D3V was the one who said the world is ending 2012. I say the world ends when Kerry gets into office =D (j/k)

I haven't given you guys a good conspiracy theory in a long time...I think I'll go cook one right now.

[D3V]

No, The world WILL end , but it will also begin the new era 2012. There is going to be a 7 year period where it will be going into this transformation, the to 'rebuilding stages'. Ok, on 2012, the Olympics are being held in New York. Terrorism is at an All time high around the world. There are suicide bombers around the world Every day killing themselves in the name of their god. This world is fucked up, and we're all gonna die.

[platnum]

I bet you think that what happend in the day after tomorow will come true too.

[Penny_Bags]

well, i heard once that there was gonna be a massive EQ that would sink Cali to the bottom of the ocean...been 5 years since I heard that...still waiting >.> Only Cali huh? So nature predetermined where Americans would mark one of their 50 States and decided that it would sink at a certain point?

[D3V]

Probably not any time soon. But you never now, at the rate it is increasing as of now, anything is possible.

[badboy]

well, i heard once that there was gonna be a massive EQ that would sink Cali to the bottom of the ocean...been 5 years since I heard that...still waiting >.>

No, that's called the moive "Escape from L.A.".

[D3V]

There was a mini Tv Series thing with a movie called 10.5 Where an earthquake ripped out side of so cal and killed millions of people.

[KagomJack]

No, The world WILL end , but it will also begin the new era 2012. There is going to be a 7 year period where it will be going into this transformation, the to 'rebuilding stages'. Ok, on 2012, the Olympics are being held in New York. Terrorism is at an All time high around the world. There are suicide bombers around the world Every day killing themselves in the name of their god. This world is fucked up, and we're all gonna die.
calm down. The world isn't going to end 2012. We can't predict the end like we would want. Terrorism is at an all time high around the world...in some parts of Europe and the Arabian area. And the US. We will all die, but I don't think 2012 is gonna be the date. If it's one thing I've learned, when many people begin to predict the end of the world on a certain time, it never happens when that time arrives.

[Penny_Bags]

Kagom, you know a lot less than you assert.

With your some 15+ years of knowledge you have quite obviously been able to come to the conclusion that "when many people begin to predict the end of the world on a certain time, it never happens when that time arrives." That doesn't mean shit. Being that the world has obviously not ended, it hasn't ended on the times when not many people are predicting it will. Your logic = bisexual.

[KagomJack]

Kagom, you know a lot less than you assert.

With your some 15+ years of knowledge you have quite obviously been able to come to the conclusion that "when many people begin to predict the end of the world on a certain time, it never happens when that time arrives." That doesn't mean shit. Being that the world has obviously not ended, it hasn't ended on the times when not many people are predicting it will. Your logic = bisexual.
The thing is, people predict it will end the next day (which has gone on for a very long time, since the birth of Jesus), so as long as there's a prediction, it will not happen. Also, note that our times are not as bad as Noah's (Genesis) so it really doesn't matter if there's a prediction or not. When it heightens to the immorality of Noah's times (and exceeds) the world will end.

[!King_Amazon!]

You're just feeding it with your bisexuality.

[KagomJack]

damn straight! >.>

[Penny_Bags]

as long as there's a prediction, it will not happen.

it really doesn't matter if there's a prediction or not.
. . .

[Penny_Bags]

Also, Catholics belive that Homosexuality is immoral.
When it heightens to the immorality of Noah's times (and exceeds) the world will end. Bisexuality is also seen as immoral, therefore, you will end us all, like KA said.

[KagomJack]

yay, i'm going to be the end of you 8-|

the Church has said that celibate homosexuals/bisexuals can still get to heaven.

[Penny_Bags]

Oh and let me take another chunk out of the shit stain that you see as a logical post. You said that when immorality heightens to the time "Noah", then the world will end. Well the world didn't end in Noah's time did it ass/pussy fuck? There is a fine line between a near cataclysmic event and armageddon.

[Penny_Bags]

yay, i'm going to be the end of you 8-|

the Church has said that celibate homosexuals/bisexuals can still get to heaven.Well GOD says different, check the Bible.

And what do you have to say about my other two posts?

[KagomJack]

Oh and let me take another chunk out of the shit stain that you see as a logical post. You said that when immorality heightens to the time "Noah", then the world will end. Well the world didn't end in Noah's time did it ass/pussy fuck? There is a fine line between a near cataclysmic event and armageddon.
-_- I didn't say it ended then...did I shithead? I'm saying when it gets to be as bad as (or worse than) Noah's time, the world will end. Also, I know the bible didn't say that, but the Church has some authority. "Whatever is bound on earth is bound in heaven and whatever is loosed on earth is loosed in heaven"

[Penny_Bags]

Still with my first post, your logic makes no sense.

Also, "Shithead", who the fuck are you to make that kind of judgement call? Who the fuck are you to determine when, where, and under what conditions the wrath of your mighty "God" shall be incurred? I know a lot about Christianity and Catholocism, and the claims you are making are assanine.

[KagomJack]

Also, "Shithead", who the fuck are you to make that kind of judgement call? Who the fuck are you to determine when, where, and under what conditions the wrath of your mighty "God" shall be incurred? I know a lot about Christianity and Catholocism, and the claims you are making are assanine.
I didn't say I'm the one to make the judgement call. I didn't determine when and where. It is in the bible that God would come when times became as wicked (or worse) as Noah's time.

[Penny_Bags]

That's just an interpretation is it not?

[Penny_Bags]

I didn't say I'm the one to make the judgement call. I didn't determine when and where. It is in the bible that God would come when times became as wicked (or worse) as Noah's time. Cite that?

[HandOfHeaven]

Homosexuals/Bisexuals CANNOT get to heaven FYI. Quit making predictions from movies Kagom. When the people said they would never had a World War again, THEY DID HAVE ONE. And this super volcano....Let me know when it erupts. Your fagass common sense and reasoning sicken me, just stop now, and save yourself the embarassment.

[KagomJack]

Homosexuals/Bisexuals CANNOT get to heaven FYI. Quit making predictions from movies Kagom. When the people said they would never had a World War again, THEY DID HAVE ONE. And this super volcano....Let me know when it erupts. Your fagass common sense and reasoning sicken me, just stop now, and save yourself the embarassment.
(Ok, first of all, I was wrong penny bags...that wasn't in the bible...I just looked it up. I thought I had read that. Sorry for giving bad information.)

Ok, HoH, you are one of the biggest dumbasses on Zel. I didn't make the prediction of the super volcano, I just posted about it. The person heard it on the radio (probably one of those Apocalypse radio shows). Now, my "fagass common sense and reasoning" may not be the best, but look at you. You are almost as bad. Why don't you stop trying to act like the superior to me. You are in no way superior to me, but in no way are you less than me. BTW, didn't Jesus die for everyone? Why wouldn't he die for homosexuals and bisexuals? Hmm? Can you explain that to me? Why would Jesus die for our sins, but say "Guess what, Homos and Bis don't go to heaven! I didn't die for THOSE sins!" Next of all, why is my being bisexual such a big deal? I haven't been running around going "OH LOOK AT ME! I'M FUCKING BISEXUAL? ACCEPT ME BITCHES!" I stopped submitting my writings. I haven't talked about guys (except once or twice...maybe thrice) and I haven't been trying to get any acceptance about it. You people just seem to have this complex in which you just want to make fun of someone slightly different from you. So why don't you just shut the fuck up about my being bisexual and act like it never happened. I won't even talk about guys or submit any more writings (which I haven't planned on doing). It is very rare to find people who can treat other people equally without putting them down, as life as taught me. You guys really are no better than little children who make fun of the kid who has to wear glasses, or who is slightly overweight, or who is slightly smarter. Grow up. I know I act very sophomoric, but I am not that bad IRL. At least I have better tolerance for people.

[!King_Amazon!]

He died for all current sins, that doesn't mean you can go on a mass killing and still get into heaven.

[KagomJack]

really? (j/k) I know that. But my point is, Jesus died for our sins. If we're truly sorry for our sins, I don't see as to why we wouldn't be allowed access into heaven.

[!King_Amazon!]

So you're sorry for being bisexual? Or are you just waiting until you die to change?

Through your reasoning you're pretty much saying I could go bomb a mall and ask for forgiveness and get into heaven. It just doesn't work that way.

By the way, I'm not a christian.

[KagomJack]

Ok, I'm not trying to imply that. What I'm saying is that if you're sorry (trully sorry) about what you've done, you have a chance into heaven. I don't think that murderers get into heaven though. They usually have some psychological problem in which they don't care and enjoy killing.

[!King_Amazon!]

No, you're just trying to convince yourself you aren't damned.

[KagomJack]

maybe...maybe not. I believe I still have a chance. That's just me though.

[!King_Amazon!]

If you're going to continue your ways then you're going to hell.

[KagomJack]

No shit sherlock :o (j/p on you) well, I know that K_A. I have a Bible, etc.

[!King_Amazon!]

So...you think you're going to get into heaven but you know you are going to hell?

[KagomJack]

No...I don't know if I'm going to hell, heaven, or purgatory. I can only hope and pray.

[HandOfHeaven]

*cough* Purgatory don't exist *cough*.

Yes, Jesus died for all sins, but you must have faith, and believe. If you TRULY believe, you will stop your sinful lifestyle. It WAS Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve or Adam and Eve or Steve.

[KagomJack]

There is a purgatory...BTW, dont' give me your bullshit about having faith. Most of my life I had faith and tried to stop. I believed. I still have faith and believe. My life has been hell and I trusted God above all others. I'm not going to stop trusting God becuase of my bisexuality. But my point is: STOP BRINGING IT UP!

[HandOfHeaven]

Hey, I didn't bring it up. THERE IS NO PURGATORY, but I guess it's like talking to a rock. I am not bringing up my having faith. I am just saying you must have faith...You study the Word and then are Baptized with Water/The Word, one of the two sacraments. And you receive forgiveness through the other sacrament, holy communion. Where Jesus Body and Blood are In with and under the Bread and Wine, not transubstantiation shit.

[KagomJack]

The thing is, the Protestants changed the wording so it wouldn't be "If you do not eat my body or drink my blood, you shall never have eternal life" Purgatory is in Maccabees, but you wouldn't know that, you're a Lutheran/Protestant. I'm not here to argue religion or sexual preferences. (BTW, the "Don't bring it up" really applies to ALL of Zel, not you alone. I also know you didn't bring it up, sorry to tell you that when it was more for everyone else)

[HandOfHeaven]

I know what the Maccabees are, and they aren't in the Bible. God said in Revelation through John that whoever adds to the Bible then add to him the woes of eternal death in hell. I am Lutheran, and I will stick to that. I guess we should not bicker over religion, as it is harder than talking to a Jehovah's Witness (they suck balls and twist around what you say).

[KagomJack]

I know what the Maccabees are, and they aren't in the Bible. God said in Revelation through John that whoever adds to the Bible then add to him the woes of eternal death in hell. I am Lutheran, and I will stick to that. I guess we should not bicker over religion, as it is harder than talking to a Jehovah's Witness (they suck balls and twist around what you say).
actually, we had Maccabees in the bible before the Protestant Reformation. But John said do not add or take away and do not alter the words. Prots took away and altered the words. And I'm done with the biblical debate. How are you?

[HandOfHeaven]

I'm good! but just to make it clear I am no where near Prodestant. I am WELS Lutheran. How are you?

[KagomJack]

I'm fine (Lutherans are Prot. Prot = any non Catholic or non Orthodox [Greek, Russian, etc.] Christian)

Playing the emo game, check out the thread dedicated to it :D

[PureRebel]

I can't wait...that would PWN.



OMG THAT WOULD!!!

Ill be Laughing.. IM in Aussie.. Ill be in My Underground Home!! Muahahaha

it use to be a bunker and now its my house and it goes 3 stories undergound!!!

ill live LonGer Dan Joo!!

:GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::G RIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN::GRIN:

[Thanatos]

He died for all current sins, that doesn't mean you can go on a mass killing and still get into heaven.

Yes it does; you can still get into Heaven that way. All you have to do is repent. A sin is a sin in God's eyes. There is no medium between them.

Say you are a mass murderer. You go to jail and realize how fucked up your life has been and how terribly awful you have been. You get a preacher that visits your prison and tells you of God's awesomeness. You repent like crazy and don't fuck up the rest of your life. You = in Heaven.

[!King_Amazon!]

That wasn't the point I was making, what I meant is if you "know" all you have to do is repent and you can do whatever you want, that isn't right, and you're not getting into heaven, at least not in my opinion.

[Demosthenes]

From what people have told me, no matter how immoral your crime is, you can still get into heaven if you honestly repent what you have done.

[!King_Amazon!]

Which is why I don't consider myself a christian. Pretty much thats saying you can do whatever the hell you want all through your life knowing all you have to do is repent before you die and you'll go to heaven. That's utter BS.

[Demosthenes]

Then again, if you go through life with that mentality you probably will not honestly repent what you have done. On the outside you may beg for forgiveness and pray to god, but in your heart of hearts you're most likely thinking "haha I'm going to beat the system." I don't think that will get you into heaven.

[KagomJack]

that was my point -_- I know I didn't make it sound that way, but I did mean it. If you truly repent and truly mean it, you can still get into heaven, IMHO.

[Penny_Bags]

I just saw Harry Potter 3. Am I going to hell because I want Ema Watson's ass?

[KagomJack]

That's between you and God, Penny_gags

[Penny_Bags]

I'd like it to be between me and Ema.

[KagomJack]

w/e, it's between you and Ema. But it's also between you and God. :P I know you're not Christian, but if you were, that'd be my response.

[Thanatos]

Ema Watson.. is that Hermione?

[KagomJack]

I think so...not sure.

[!King_Amazon!]

Yes. Durrrrr.

[D3V]

Yes. Durrrrr.

How'd you know that slaynish?

[Tai]

Super volcanos, bi's, harry potter, religion, and angry comments! My my zelaron never gets old.

I just wanna say, does anyone actually listen to a story book writen over a thousand years ago? Not much sense in that...

[Sovereign]

Iunno, same reason why some people like putting nails through their testicles. Not much sence in that either...

[slaynish]

Slim, KagomJack makes up all our conspiracy theories. I think he also believes the world is going to end in 2012. Interesting stuff though, Kagom.


Rofl, thats actually what i've believed ever since i've read about that indian dude that predicted white people on floating turtles would come, and they did. Then he predicted the world ends in 2012... I've believed that since 4th grade.

[slaynish]

I just saw Harry Potter 3. Am I going to hell because I want Ema Watson's ass?


Sorry for dbl post, but I just saw HP3 also...

Exactly what i was asking myself before i read your post.

[Sovereign]

Your replkying to two different posts. Thats now allowed.

[slaynish]

But really, please teach me how to replky...

[Sovereign]

Well first, you take a shotgun. Put the end with the hole in your mouth, and pull the trigger.

Stop being a smartass. You know what I meant.

[D3V]

Its not against the rules to reply to more than one post.

[!King_Amazon!]

Welcome to 3 posts ago.

[slaynish]

Your replkying to two different posts. Thats now allowed.

Roflmao, you didnt even edit it yet.


and sov; my ass must have been going through a LOT of schooling to be smart : \

[Sovereign]

Why would i edit it. Are you that incapable of understanding what i meant?