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A man walks into a bar, absolutely infuriated. He grabs a seat and hunches over. The bartender leans over, sayin "What can I get'ya". The man orders a beer. As the bartender gives him the beer he asks him why he's in such a mood. The man replies saying " Lawers are assholes man." Suddenly, a man in the back stood up. "HEY BUDDY, I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT!" The man sitting down scowels and says "What are you a lawer?" The man replies "NO, IM AN ASSHOLE".
Sovereign
2004-05-28, 12:07 AM
Lol .
An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra. The Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately, Please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll discuss this in more detail. So the following week he shows up with his wife. The Doctor asks to see the wife by herself for a few moments and she follows him back to the examining room. The doctor asks her to disrobe and she does. He then asks her to turn around in 360 degrees a few times then instructs her to get up on the examining table and to turn in various positions. He then tells her she can get dressed and goes out to meet the Male Patient. "Sir," The Doctor Says, "There is nothing wrong with you, I couldn't get an erection either.
badboy
2004-05-28, 12:46 AM
Spelled LAWYER wrong and that second joke was kind of gay.
Bah, I thought it was funny.
kockblocker1
2004-05-28, 01:38 PM
Heres a quickie:
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
Depends....
Hahaha,... well. Not really, That was corny dude, real corny.
Silverjinx18
2004-05-28, 02:27 PM
Heres a quickie:
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
Depends....
wow I don't ever want to hear that again!
zagggon
2004-05-28, 02:39 PM
Jinga!!!!!!!!
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
Thanatos
2004-05-29, 09:53 AM
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Did I get it right?
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