Dante's Divine Comedy Test

[KagomJack]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Where are you going?

I'm going to Purgatory.

[Neko]

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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I don't believe in levels of hell or purgatory though.

[KagomJack]

good job...welcome to Purgatory, population of 2 as of now :P

[Sovereign]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Heretic....

Fuckers

[Grav]

I bet all of you except maybe one couldn't even name the book this comes from.

[KagomJack]

I bet all of you except maybe one couldn't even name the book this comes from.
This comes from the book Dante's Divine Comedy. It was separated by Cantos. Major separations came in three: Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso (Hell, Purgatory, Heaven/Paradise).

[!King_Amazon!]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!
Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[Jamesadin]

I thought it was from "Dante's Inferno".... o_O

[KagomJack]

Dante's Inferno is apart of Dante's Divine Comedy.

[!King_Amazon!]

There's no way you're going to purgatory, you're a fucking bisexual.

[Sovereign]

Good point. Your going to go pretty deep in hell.

[Chruser]

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

Heh, heh.

[Tyrannicide]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Heretic....

Fuckers
Lol, Level 6 - The City of Dis, population = 2.


muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[KagomJack]

There's no way you're going to purgatory, you're a fucking bisexual.
oh but I am :P

Purgatory - Very High
Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Moderate
Level 6 - Very Low
Level 7 - Low
Level 8 - Moderate
Level 9 - Very Low

[Penny_Bags]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



So is the higher number more or less punishment?

[Sovereign]

Rofl. Yeah. You're fucked!!!!! LoL!!!

[KagomJack]

yes he is...but at least it's not the 9th Level of Hell >.< That level is reserved for traitors and Judas. But it's much worse than anything in the other levels...

[Penny_Bags]

I analyized it more, and it looks like so far I am the most evil fuck on Zelaron. Maybe when I get there I will start at level 8, and enslave everyone there and kill Satan and take over as Numero Uno malicious one.

[KagomJack]

Satan dwells within Level 9

[Tyrannicide]

Or so you think.

[Penny_Bags]

Satan dwells within Level 9No shit, I amass my army of demons in level 8, and then move to 9. Besides this is a crock of shit anyways... Dante's moral system was quite convuluted. So I go to hell because I kill animals and masturbate? Shut the fuck up Dante. Great literature? I'd rather read Cosmo while being pissed on by fat pregnant chicks.

[KagomJack]

well, what about you Ty? Where are you located in all of this?

[Sovereign]

Hes with me.

[KagomJack]

No shit, I amass my army of demons in level 8, and then move to 9.
Dude, if you were in 8, you'd be tormented in bonds...no chance of leaving, and it might be shit to you, but don't knock it down. I haven't had the chance of reading this book yet, and I will eventually...

[Tyrannicide]

Yes, I am most definitely with the one who has all the 'apples' and 'toppings'.

We well ring hells bells, then raise a little hell.

[Sovereign]

He will beat all who oppose him.

[Tyrannicide]

He will beat all who oppose him.
RAPE!!!!!You wont stand a chance.

[Sovereign]

I will be his first leutenant when i conquer from six down there. I will destroy all who oppose, my master.

[Penny_Bags]

Sov knows how its done... besides, what chance do the demon's stand? I am the second Jesus after all. Except evil.

[Tyrannicide]

and i will be his second leutenant, and will terminate all who oppose me...sov...and him...

[HandOfHeaven]

Woot! I am in Purgatory, even though not such a place exists, nor do levels or hell. It's a simple thing, you go to heaven or hell.
Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[Tyrannicide]

I am telling you, I am the HULK!!!!*attempts to transform*

[Penny_Bags]

I am so evil I will just kill you when you are finished doing my bidding. Wait, I forgot. This is Dante's moral evalutation, I don't kill people, I'll just have to masturbate all over them.

[Tyrannicide]

....too much information....

[Penny_Bags]

Why? Can't handle it?







p.s. You are black.

[KagomJack]

Woot! I am in Purgatory, even though not such a place exists, nor do levels or hell. It's a simple thing, you go to heaven or hell.
the thing is, the Catholics believe in Purgatory because of the Book of Maccabees, which all Protestants do not accept as Canonical because of the Rabbinical Council that denied certain books of the bible in order to spite Christianity at the time of the council.

[HandOfHeaven]

Christian is a HUGE category, I am a WELS Lutheran. One heaven, one hell. simple as that. And we don't waste our money buying those indulgences to get out of purgatory because there is no such place.

[KagomJack]

Dude, no one in the Catholic church buys indulgences to get out of Purgatory. That was a bad thing on our part before the Council of Trent. No Catholic does it now and will not do it at any time in the present or future. So don't give me your bullshit about indulgences. it's a nullified practice.

[HandOfHeaven]

Sorry, just going with Luther's time. Guess that was awhile ago, hmm, say 200-300 years ago? Anyways, let's not spam this up with argument of religion. It was a fire I sparked but don't want to go on because we could right 100's of pages of this stuff.

[Tyrannicide]

im lost..get back on topic...death, u will all die and rot in hell, u bastards!!.lol

[KagomJack]

a lot of my friends on the internet seem to be going to one of the following levels of hell: 2, 6, or 8

[Penny_Bags]

Heh, You are black. That's funny.

[HandOfHeaven]

Hehe, like I stated I am in Purgatory....Good ol' christian me...

[KagomJack]

lol, I see 2 other people going to Purgatory. See you there HoH ;)

[Tyrannicide]

Heh, You are black. That's funny.
Wrong person, should have said that to me.

[KagomJack]

ok, let's get off on race and religion...this is something we should be able to laugh and joke about and have fun with.

[-Spector-]

doesnt load ....wtf all it has is some corney red/black piece of shit

[Tyrannicide]

its noooot corney.

[slaynish]

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High


Damn... I shouldnt have said i masturbate alot :(

[!King_Amazon!]

Kagom, the whole thing is based on religion.

[Jessifer]

All alone in Limbo.

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Level | Who are sent there? | Score

Purgatory | Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Virtuous Non-Believers | High
Level 2 | Lustful | High
Level 3 | Gluttonous | Moderate
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Heretics | Moderate
Level 7 | Violent | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Treacherous | Low

[slaynish]

All alone in Limbo.

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Level | Who are sent there? | Score

Purgatory | Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Virtuous Non-Believers | High
Level 2 | Lustful | High
Level 3 | Gluttonous | Moderate
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Heretics | Moderate
Level 7 | Violent | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Treacherous | Low


Atleast you get to hang out with homer : \

[undeadzombieguy]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[!King_Amazon!]

Limbo sounds like the most fun.

[-Spector-]

...







The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

I'm going to Purgatory.[/QUOTE]