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KagomJack
2004-05-05, 04:07 PM
For those of you who celebrate the holiday and for those of you who like to get fuckin' wasted on Mexican alcohol.

Sovereign
2004-05-05, 04:15 PM
Tequila tastes like shit.

What happened on May 5th for the mexicans anyway?

KagomJack
2004-05-05, 04:16 PM
something to the effect of our 4th of July

Demosthenes
2004-05-05, 04:59 PM
What are you talking about Sovereign, tequila is good.

Grav
2004-05-05, 05:00 PM
Amen to mj.

HandOfHeaven
2004-05-05, 05:07 PM
No, 5th of May is when the Mexicans were outnumbered 3 to 1 and the French still manage to lose to them.

I have a Mexican friend and last year we went to this Cinco De Mayo Fiesta. Lot's of food, cars, somewhat makeshift stores, and lots of music. Well he and i were sort of play fighting in the Volleyball court, and these two chicks starting beating the hell out of each other. 10 minutes later the cops came there and started arresting everyone in sight, we was just lucky that we were only about 13 at the time. It was so fucked up the two girls were all bloody and they finally arrested them after arresting like 7 black people and 20 mexicans just standing and watching it. Weird eh?

KagomJack
2004-05-05, 05:34 PM
I was invited to a Cinco De Mayo party. There was going to be tequila and all kinds of Mexican alcohol and food. I said no because I didn't want to get in trouble. :P WHY DID I SAY NO? GAH! I SHOULD"VE SAID YES AND GOT WASTED >: O

Grav
2004-05-05, 05:38 PM
You want to know why?

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Thou shalt not accuse thy bisexual neighbor of being a sissy little trumped up bitch.

Grav
2004-05-05, 05:41 PM
I'm athiest, asshole!

Sorry Raziel, I mean AGNOSTIC.

Carry on, God.

KagomJack
2004-05-05, 05:43 PM
well, I just got some Kahlua. It was good. Not wasted, but I feel a little mellow.

Thanatos
2004-05-05, 05:54 PM
No, 5th of May is when the Mexicans were outnumbered 3 to 1 and the French still manage to lose to them.


Haha.. stupid French, they lose to everyone.

KagomJack
2004-05-05, 05:55 PM
quite sad really. WW I and WW II, if it hadn't been for our help. We'd see a bigger Germany.

!King_Amazon!
2004-05-05, 06:12 PM
Mantra said it's the day of the dead, but he's not mexican.

platnum
2004-05-05, 06:57 PM
well, I just got some Kahlua. It was good. Not wasted, but I feel a little mellow.

Isn't that gay chocolat coffee shit? Its' less alch/vol than beer I think.

KagomJack
2004-05-05, 08:22 PM
Isn't that gay chocolat coffee shit? Its' less alch/vol than beer I think.
hey, that shit kicks ass. Also, it's not coffee, it TASTES like coffee IMHO. i had enough to get a nice mellow attitude.

Sovereign
2004-05-05, 08:23 PM
No, its gay chocolate shit. It tastes horrible, i have no idea how you drink it.

KagomJack
2004-05-05, 08:25 PM
No, its gay chocolate shit. It tastes horrible, i have no idea how you drink it.
I dunno, I liked it. It tasted fine to me.

Sovereign
2004-05-05, 08:27 PM
Actually, that sounds about right. I think i remember in eight grade, we made little skeleton shit for spanish class around this time.

Titusfied
2004-05-06, 09:37 AM
Eh, you are all wrong. Cinco de Mayo is an American holiday to get hammered off Jose Cuervo and Corona. Stupid heads..

This is definitely one of my favorite holidays. I got friggin' blitzed last night!