Who would you rather...

[Penny_Bags]

... bone?:sex:

[Arkantis]

And the options are?
Or was this "who would you like to bone"?

[Penny_Bags]

I achieved my goal of confusing a nublet.




And if you really want choices... (checks the member picture thread) how about Chruser or Admiral Jason (the guy with the orange stains around his mouth :cringe:)

[Thanatos]

You achieved your goal of looking like a dumbass.

[Jamesadin]

I'd tap Jamesadin like a Raven taps a chamber door. :D

[DaFrigginDoctah]

... bone?:sex:
Wow that was pretty obvious. I read the thread title, clicked it and before the thread opened... I said aloud "bone?" Much to my... Well, not really to my suprise I was right. :-x

[Areus]

Is Elisha Cuthbert on this forum?

[Grav]

I would stab Tyrnancicasee in the face with one of Kimimaro's bones, yes.

[Tyrannicide]

way to go . STFU and stop insulting other people

[!King_Amazon!]

You're an insult the the english language.

[EX-Mania]

if this thread keeps goin on like this I'll have to move this to flame forum... chill out guys .. neways

I'd like to bone my gf -_^

[KagomJack]

Well, I'd like to bone my friend (he's cute...really cute) and my other friend (she's hot)

[!King_Amazon!]

I'd like to bone my friend (he's cute...really cute)

Is it just me or is that scary?

[KagomJack]

Is it just me or is that scary?
apparently you dont' know I'm bisexual...:P

[!King_Amazon!]

Apparently not.

[KagomJack]

well, my other friend (she is hot) is really sweet as well. I'd like to take her out at least once.

[Grav]

Bisexuals are just people that have so much sexual tension from not getting laid that they would be willing to hit just about anything.

It makes sense.

[Arkantis]

Your Mom!!!1!!1

[KagomJack]

Bisexuals are just people that have so much sexual tension from not getting laid that they would be willing to hit just about anything.

It makes sense.
actually, that's from one's biased dumbass view. Bisexuals (real bisexuals) are men/women who have a natural physical/sexual attraction to people of both sexes. If you got a problem with that or wish to continue to be biased, go on. It only shows how intelligent you are. (Which was always questionable)

[Sovereign]

Stacey Keibler(sp) from the WWE

[RoboticSilence]

way to go . STFU and stop insulting other people

Shut up.

Stacey Keibler(sp) from the WWE

Shut up.

[Sovereign]

..............? Stick up your ass, RS?

[KagomJack]

When I see Keibler, I think of the Keibler elves. But anyway, I think I'd also like to bone the young Uma Thurman.

[Grav]

actually, that's from one's biased dumbass view. Bisexuals (real bisexuals) are men/women who have a natural physical/sexual attraction to people of both sexes. If you got a problem with that or wish to continue to be biased, go on. It only shows how intelligent you are. (Which was always questionable)

It's not a question of me being intelligent, really. I know I am.

Fact is that both you and Jessifer are "bisexual" right? You're both self proclaimed virgins, if I'm not mistaken.

Now go and take guys like Titus, DFD, hell, even K_A. I'm fairly sure they were exposed to the opposite sex at an earlier age, no? They aren't bi, or gay. It all correlates in my mind.

[RoboticSilence]

Please show me pictures to prove that at least one woman of wrestling is attractive.

[Grav]

Yeah, they are "attractive" if you're gay or, sorry, BISEXUAL I bet.

[KagomJack]

If I had pix, I'd show you Sable. But, if you're into masculine girls, I think Chyna's still around. (That woman scares me. She's like Lex Lugor with a wig and a breast job :/)

Also, Grav, I've been exposed to the opposite sex quite often (at an early age). But I've been exposed to the same sex as much. The thing is, I was like this as far back as I can remember.

[!King_Amazon!]

It's not a question of me being intelligent, really. I know I am.

Fact is that both you and Jessifer are "bisexual" right? You're both self proclaimed virgins, if I'm not mistaken.

Now go and take guys like Titus, DFD, hell, even K_A. I'm fairly sure they were exposed to the opposite sex at an earlier age, no? They aren't bi, or gay. It all correlates in my mind.

I think that's the first time you've mentioned me without insulting me. Or maybe I've got a bad memory.

[Grav]

Also, Grav, I've been exposed to the opposite sex quite often (at an early age). But I've been exposed to the same sex as much. The thing is, I was like this as far back as I can remember.

Okay, me too, but I don't think "Wow, he's got a nice ass?"

I think that's the first time you've mentioned me without insulting me. Or maybe I've got a bad memory.

Fuck off, K_A.

[KagomJack]

Okay, me too, but I don't think "Wow, he's got a nice ass?"
Ok, let me just say this and I am not going to reply to any more of your fucking bullshit. I have been bisexual as far back as I can remember. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT! I don't care if you don't accept me, just fuck off and don't talk about it. Finally, I am not going to bother you anymore. I just want you to ignore me and shut the fuck up about everything about me. I'm sick of this already.

now, to stay more on topic. I think Jennifer Aniston's hot.

[Grav]

Touchy touchy. Jeezus. You act more like a girl than a guy anyway, so it works out.

Oh, and Jennifer Aniston is like, freaking ancient. Nasty.

[Thanatos]

KagomJack is bisexual? This I did not know.

Looks like we've got another Pimpiroth on our hands.. *sigh*

[KagomJack]

One person a lot of people go "She's so hot" is Paris Hilton. I can't even begin to fathom why people think she's so hot. I can't stand anorexic looking girls :/

[platnum]

I'd hit mantralord.

[Sovereign]

....in the face with a shovel you mean.

[platnum]

nope, I'd bone him.

[Sovereign]

Oh..............

[KagomJack]

I would like to do my other friend (she is hot dude...>.> too bad we're only friends)

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Fact is that both you and Jessifer are "bisexual" right? You're both self proclaimed virgins, if I'm not mistaken.
Jessifer is actually bi-curious, FYI.

[Senesia]

I am Catholic...

I'm bisexual...:P

I'd like to bone my friend (he's cute...really cute) and my other friend (she's hot)

And you're going to tell us you're a Catholic Priest-in-training next, I guess?

[kaos]

I'm bisexual...:P

So making a thread about helping you for your looks so you can get girls was just a cover up to lighten the fact that you're acctually homosexual?

[Grav]

Jessifer is actually bi-curious, FYI.

Thank you, left field.

[Raziel]

Thank you, Internet.

[Grav]

My longevity > Your longevity, bitch.

[Jessifer]

Fact is that both you and Jessifer are "bisexual" right? You're both self proclaimed virgins, if I'm not mistaken.

Now go and take guys like Titus, DFD, hell, even K_A. I'm fairly sure they were exposed to the opposite sex at an earlier age, no? They aren't bi, or gay. It all correlates in my mind.

Alrighty, stop me if I misinterpret something.

I'm bi-curious, yes. I'm a virgin, yes. I'm bi-curious because I wasn't exposed to the opposite sex at an early age...What the fuck? I went through a period in my life where I only had male friends, and I wasn't a tomboy. There was just a lack of females in my neighborhood. My curiousity with females stems way back to when I was 8 years old, thanks.

Also, don't get the idea planted in your mind that all gay's/lesbian's/bi's are just in it for sex. It's not just a physical/sexual attraction for myself, intelligence is a factor as well. I'm looking for a life-time partner, whether they be male or female. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if I get married to a man and never touch a woman at all, or vise versa. When you fall in love with someone, even if they aren't physically attractive, in your eyes they'll always be beautiful.

And if someone decides to come out with their sexuality, just leave them the fuck alone. I'm tired of to reading completely ignorant and prejudice remarks just because they decide to be themselves.


Now, back on subject. Since I can't technically "bone" anyone with my being a female and all, I'd be interested in a purely physical relationship with either Christina Ricci (http://www.superiorpics.com/christina_ricci/images/christina002.jpg), or Elijah Wood.

kthnxbai.

[Tyrannicide]

I dont give adamn if anyone is Bi, or lesbian/gay. Everyone says im the dumbest member, but I dont go around making predujice remarks and so forth. I actually respect people for who they are.

back on topic...Tara Reid (http://www.neokanal.com/sinema/kadin/tara/galeri/tara4.jpg) is not too bad looking ^^, not too many pics off of google worked.

[Sovereign]

10/10

10 character rule=gayer then big gay al.

[Penny_Bags]

Kagom, after running all of your bullshit that you call logic through a proverbial sifter, I think I have finally figured you out. First you say you are bisexual... which disgusts me, and second, you make it clear that you don't like girls that are that skinny (Paris Hilton). It is obviously quite clear that you are developing a massive scam to seduce Jessifer. Please stop.

[Penny_Bags]

And if someone decides to come out with their sexuality, just leave them the fuck alone. I'm tired of to reading completely ignorant and prejudice remarks just because they decide to be themselves.
If the fucking clown wants to bring their sexuality into the public (in this case Zelaron) they should be prepared to deal with whatever consequences there might be. No one wants to here what the fuck you do in your private life, and quite frankly, if someone brings something like that up, it is all fair game to me.

Teh f4gx0rz

[KagomJack]

So making a thread about helping you for your looks so you can get girls was just a cover up to lighten the fact that you're acctually homosexual?
Actually, I'm bi. So I like girls and guys, dipshit.

Next: I don't like ANOREXIC looking girls (example: Paris Hilton)

Next: I honestly don't give a shit about Zel member making fun of me for being bisexual. I just defend myself or ignore.

Next: Penny Bags, you're a dipshit. I don't care if you make fun of me as long as you accept me as a human being.

Finally: Jessifer, people are just naturally prejudiced against something. In this case, the douche bags that do dwell in Zel (there are so few) just happen to think it's fun to make fun of bisexuals.

P.s.: People here give me even more reasons to dislike the human race.

Back on topic: Lucy Liu is hot.

[Sovereign]

Actually, I'm bi. So I like girls and guys, dipshit.

Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. Dont call people dipshits out of the flame forum.

Next: I don't like ANOREXIC looking girls (example: Paris Hilton)

http://dc.estamosdentro.com:8080/ed/articulos/anorexic15.jpg
That, is anorexic. Paris is fucking fine.

Next: I honestly don't give a shit about Zel member making fun of me for being bisexual. I just defend myself or ignore.

If you didn't care, youd ignore everyone entirely. You always seem to reply back, so you seem to care, despite what you say. In that case, stop lying to yourself and everyone else.

Next: Penny Bags, you're a dipshit. I don't care if you make fun of me as long as you accept me as a human being.

.........

Finally: Jessifer, people are just naturally prejudiced against something. In this case, the douche bags that do dwell in Zel (there are so few) just happen to think it's fun to make fun of bisexuals.

It IS fun to make fun of them, and hear all the gay rights supporters rush in and try to triumphantly make the mocker feel bad and stupid. Whats funny is that they usually always fail miserably.

Bottom line is, nobody gives a flaming fuck your Bi. You shouldn't have brought it up at all. My guess is tat you were doing it for attention.

ANd lucy liu is not hot

Oh yea, and if you REALLY don't care, you wont respond to this post :D

[!King_Amazon!]

You hit the nail on the head. I'm completely 100% against homosexuality(this has never been a problem with Jess, she is my friend and I can deal with it) but kagom...I don't like you.

[KagomJack]

Ok, Sov, I will stop calling people dipshit.

That is a very anorexic girl, but I still don't think Paris Hilton's hot.

I said I'd ignore or defend.

I wasn't doing it for attention, if I want attention, I won't go to you.

And I am into Asian chicks, that's why I think Lucy Liu is hot.

Final note to K_A: I utterly detest you.

On topic: Carrey-Ann Moss (in the original Matrix) was hot (in the original). But: Young Daryl Hannah vs. Farrah Fawcet (spelling?)

[Vollstrecker]

ANd lucy liu is not hot

HARLOT!!! Asian chicks = teh shit

Edit: Tell me that's not hot.

[Sovereign]

I wont deny shes good looking, but personally iw oudlnt classify her as hot by any means.

[KagomJack]

In the famous words of wayne (Michael Myers) from Wayne's World: SCHA-WING!

[Grav]

Yay for freaks of nature like KagomJack!

[uncapped]

Lucy Liu is... old. Eew.

[KagomJack]

I had a dream. There was this cute blonde girl. I never got her name...but she was like...very pretty. It's like...someone so beautiful, you just know they can't exist...yet they could...gah! >.<

[Penny_Bags]

Kagom, my logic... is well... logical. You can't handle logic. Die.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Dont call people dipshit outside of the flame forum!? Oh dear lord...

[MeintehbuttplzW]

bone bone bonin' on on...
that was a good song
brad pitt, josh groban...MUST I choose?
i've seen the pitt pics, groban wins my fantasy...

[Sovereign]

............?

[Tyrannicide]

Be scared everyone, very scared.

Dont worry, its ok this time.

*readies his doube barrel shotgun*