I have kidnapped myself, give me $93,000 or you will never see me again.

[kaos]

This is not a joke.

I want the money deposited in PayPal account [email protected] in 24.95832958 hours or I will be killed by me.

I repeat, I AM NOT JOKING.

The clock starts now...

24.95832958 hours and counting down

[HandOfHeaven]

That just means you ran away you stupid stoner.

[kaos]

Quiet you! Any more out of you and he/I will be dead.

[HandOfHeaven]

I don't want to see you again. Go ahead and kill yourself, just send me your weed before you die!

[kaos]

Hmm...I shall have to use precautionary caution.

"Do not show posts by HandOfHeaven".

[kaos]

Help me, please :(. He might kill me :(. I think you should pay him the full amount, no marked bills please. thanks.

[Penny_Bags]

Dear God, I must say I laughed while reading this thread, but for all the wrong reasons.

[kaos]

Are you threatening me?

EDIT: Because if you are....

[PureRebel]

go kill yourself.. i wouldnt pay a mexican food stamp to bail ur ass outta jail if u were in 1.. u must be 1 of those crazy hobo's

[!King_Amazon!]

DFD on crack.

[Chruser]

I've seen people get killed before. It's over-rated. And no, I'm talking about murder, not suicide. Suicide is merely a selfish act when somebody wants others to care/feel bad. But that won't happen.

[Tyrannicide]

Yea, because no one cares about you Kaos, If I lived close to you, I would walk over and kill you myself. YEs this is a semi-threat. I think everyone would if they could.

[Arkantis]

Never seen you before anyways.
Your clock isnt working.

[kockblocker1]

Don't do it! I have sent $90,000 to your paypal account. Will that be enough. I couldn't afford the extra $3k. Do you think the kidnappers will mind?

[Titusfied]

Stop kockblocker!!! I've been counting that stack of money, and you gave him WAY over $90,000, and you won't stop counting it!!! OMG H4X!!!

[Sovereign]

im going to go eat guys, brb.

[Titusfied]

This isn't the "Official Salutation Thread" so what the fuck was the point of that post?

[kaos]

Don't do it! I have sent $90,000 to your paypal account. Will that be enough. I couldn't afford the extra $3k. Do you think the kidnappers will mind?

$90,000?

You think I'm gonna let me go for that little amount of shit?

$93,000

BTW, no magical unlimited stack of twenty's either.

[kockblocker1]

I don’t think you need money where you are going dude. In every prison movie I see the convict currency is cigarettes and “cho cho”. I don’t think you want to be paying the latter. In the words of the lawyer in Office Space, “the trick is to kick someone’s ass the first day, either that or become someone’s bitch”

[Hades-Knight]

Well in order to send you the money I will need proof that you have kidnapped youself and you will kill yourslef if we don't pay, how about one of the fingers with your ring in it for proof? If you dont send us the finger how are we gonna know you kidnapped yourself? Next time at least do some research on kidnapping and holding for ramsons. kthx

[!King_Amazon!]

ramsons.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[kockblocker1]

Hey !K_A! what was the name of that movie with Mel Gibson where they kidnap his son?

[Sovereign]

Mel Gibson in: The kidnapping of mel gibsons son

[Titusfied]

Ransom..

You clever boy! I get it!

[Tyrannicide]

Kaos stars in : The BIG douche bag. Co-starring : NO one cuzz he is a douche bag.

[!King_Amazon!]

My radars have detected a lack of funny in the previous post. Please take note of this and remember it next time you post.

[kaos]

Bah whatever...

*I run away from me*

The End.

[!King_Amazon!]

How about getting on AIM and telling me what's up every once in a while?

[kaos]

I'm using my uncles comp, lol.

I'll try to get on...