I'm going to prison soon...

[kaos]

Goodbye zelaron...

I might not see you all forever :(.

I'll be here though for the next few days till the FBI comes knockin to my door.

Well I'm off to practice not dropping the soap.

:( :( :(

[Vollstrecker]

What happened/is happening?

Get caught Trojaning on Ebay?

[Sovereign]

He stole like 93000 dollars from a paypal account.

[Vollstrecker]

Ah. He actually did it?

We told him it would be noticed...

[Sovereign]

KA's got some links to his auctions in which he used stolen paypal accounts to buy things for outrageos prices.

[RoboticSilence]

Ahahaha ninety-three thousand dollars? Guess he deserves it.

[KagomJack]

you twisted fuck! I hope you don't get raped in prison...but note this! Bring a few cigs in the joint and you may not get passed around often ;)

[Demosthenes]

That wasn't a very smart thing to do. Good luck.

[RoboticSilence]

You know... to be perfectly honest. I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.

[KagomJack]

is this a joke or is this real?

[kaos]

What are you guys talking about?

[kaos]

I never stole anything...

What's a PayPal?

[kaos]

I wonder why this is a triple post...

[Sovereign]

Get on aim, and tell me the full story -_-

[kaos]

I'm on AIM...


And whoever said I'm going to prisoN?

[Sovereign]

Pray that you are considered a minor. Youll get a more lenient punishment.

[KagomJack]

Good point, otherwise you'll get screwed even worse :/

[kaos]

God dammit, why'd i have to post so much...I'm getting tired of editing...

[KagomJack]

leniant = less. You should be ok then, but still, you should never do that crap...

[kaos]

WooT!

Then I'm FREE!

SCREW YOU FB-FUCKING-I

[KagomJack]

I didn't say you were free. I could, if i wanted, turn you in right now. However, i'm not. But let me tell you this, you will have to spend some time in jail.

[kaos]

This was all just a DREAAAM!

[KagomJack]

dude, any one of us can turn you in because you have given us your word about this. Don't forget that. it is only a matter of IP tracing.

[Vollstrecker]

Any Mod+ would be able to do it, if you posted in their forum. Not that I think any of us would do it. Also, the police could sub-peona your IP address from Zelaron.

[Oreo]

Goodbye zelaron...

I might not see you all forever :(.

I'll be here though for the next few days till the FBI comes knockin to my door.

Well I'm off to practice not dropping the soap.

:( :( :(

how the fuck did you do that?

[DaFrigginDoctah]

WooT!

Then I'm FREE!

SCREW YOU FB-FUCKING-I
I hope you get caught. Just because of that post.

Watch your cornhole. Watch it expand to the size of a watermelon once they finish gangbanging the hell out of your 15 year old hole.
Fucking idiot.

[KagomJack]

when you think about it, they will be doing that for a few years :/ He is going to be passed around for cigs and they will not indict the prisoners for molesting him :/ If he goes to Juvie, maybe the same prob :/

[Grav]

You know... to be perfectly honest. I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.

What's worse.. the idiot that does identity theft..

Or the idiot that TALKS ABOUT ON FORUMS CONSTANTLY?!

[Demosthenes]

*applauds*

Yea, it might not have been the greatest thing to advertise your every attempt on a fairly big internet forum.

[Ganga]

dude they going to get you man... they going to get you.... shit You not going to jail but you going to fuck up your record and your not going to get a good job when you grow up then you going to be a fucking poor niggar that fucking live within wealthfair.

[Penny_Bags]

What's worse.. the idiot that does identity theft..

Or the idiot that TALKS ABOUT ON FORUMS CONSTANTLY?! References to idiocy are comical.

So is Kaos in jail.

[platnum]

You can't goto jail if you a minor. You will prolly goto juvi or something.

[KagomJack]

don't matter, you can still have your ass widened in juvie :/

[Demosthenes]

They will probably be lenient on you. Leave us a message from jail.

[Titusfied]

I hope The Man gets him and gets him good.

[KagomJack]

well, if there is a possible trial, they could call us as witnesses, and if they did that during a school day, i'd pay them to have me :D j/k but you are so going to be someone's bitch kaos

[DaFrigginDoctah]

You can't goto jail if you a minor. You will prolly goto juvi or something.
Cant you go to jail if they refuse to accept you as a minor? I think A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS is the breaking point for this exception... You didn't pass that did you?

[!King_Amazon!]

He only took 93000.

[Vollstrecker]

That's pretty close.

Also, they've been cracking down on a lot of internet crimes.

At 15, to be honest, I'm not sure if they wouldn't try him as an adult.

[Titusfied]

I doubt he even did it, this was just a poor cry for attention...

[Raziel]

Prison isn't so bad. You get to sing songs and roast marshmellows! It's like camp! Only with an exponentially greater amount of sodomy!

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Obviously my previous post was sarcasm, then.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I'm guessing you aren't Catholic.

[kaos]

I doubt he even did it, this was just a poor cry for attention...


Exactly!!!11 Because I didn't do anything


Your right this was just a poor cry for attention...


Now you guys can delete this thread because its a bad one, uh its full of spam DELETE IT!

[Ganga]

buy a nice pimp ass car and drove to mexico now!!!!

[kaos]

I already know the spanish I need to survive: Mota (marijuana), Tequila, and sucky sucky 10 dolla!

[Thanatos]

You are a wonderful example of the youth in this society.

[Titusfied]

Heh, only one of them cleared... Still $2,000 is a lot. Why would you chance your dumbass by making it so fucking obvious? Why wouldn't you just take a hundred or so every month so it wasn't so fucking obvious. Don't be such a moron.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[HandOfHeaven]

I would say grab a car and head towards Mexico or Canada, which ever is closer.

Hope you don't get try'd as an adult. Be prepared for a lot of ass raping. And as Shinto said, mask your IP and just leave wherever you are, they will find you.

[Sovereign]

Go to canada!! They have the northern lights!

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Go to canada!! They have the northern lights!
But Mexico has Buenitas with kulasas!

[Grav]

Mask your IP? That wouldn't help either..

[KagomJack]

i don't think we can really help Kaos. He was stupid and he deserves A punishment.

[Titusfied]

I'd turn him in if I could. He is a scumbag.

[KagomJack]

he deserves it. But you'd have to do a lot :/ Any idiot who would come out publically about doing something illegal should be chastised and then put in Solitary for a month.

[Penny_Bags]

http://www.leethacks.com/other/pwndbykaos.JPGSmart idea, PROVING that you did it on purpose. :rolleyes:

[KagomJack]

you know, the more I read this, the more annoyed I get.

[Sovereign]

REally? I'm just sitting here laughing.

[kaos]

God...I wish somebody would tell me what's happening...

[KagomJack]

you know, I really do hope you get your just reward...

[kaos]

They're gonna give me a reward?

[Sovereign]

LoL, and my laughing just continues. XD

[KagomJack]

yeah, take yer pick: Juvie or Prison (at least I hope you get juvie). You better have a good excuse, I'm sure you will be found out about. Not only were you stupid enough to give us proof you did it, but you also gave us a confession online...

[kaos]

I hope you get caught. Just because of that post.

Watch your cornhole. Watch it expand to the size of a watermelon once they finish gangbanging the hell out of your 15 year old hole.
Fucking idiot.


That was just a joke...

[kaos]

Read all my posts...I never confessed...


And what pic? :D

[Vollstrecker]

buy a nice pimp ass car and drove to mexico now!!!!

Kind of pointless, considering we have extradition treaties with Mexico/Canada.

So, you can still be turned in by the Federales.

[KagomJack]

You know, Kaos, you really are a dumbass...I hope that something like a thousand locusts destroy your land and weed.

[Sovereign]

Oh, well in that case Panama sounds nice around this time ^_^

[kaos]

They can fuck up my this land as much as they want...But if they fucking touch my weed...I'm going Black Flag on their asses.

[kaos]

Anyway...


I doubt he's even noticed yet...he still hasn't changed his password, Lol..

[Titusfied]

Get a job...

[kaos]

Eew...Job...


That's a terrible thing to say :(.

[Jessifer]

Will the humor never end? All of this laughter makes my uterus hurt.

There have been cases of 13 year olds being tried as adults, even though those are prodominantly murder cases. But for the hell of it, I just wanna say that I hope Bubba takes that virgin ass of yours nice n' rough, kaos. I think it's a deserving "reward" for being the idiot that you are.

[Jamesadin]

You're a dumbass, Kaos. :P

[KagomJack]

don't think that you can just edit the posts to hide your sorry ass. it really is disgusting to see such psychotic people do that crap.

[Arkantis]

Who cares, I stoped laughing like after the first page, lame, stop caring kagom jack.

[KagomJack]

i can't ignore illegal activity so easily >:|

[kaos]

Wow, like you've never stole anything in your life...

Dude, grow some balls and go do something bad...NOW!

[KagomJack]

i never have stolen anything, it's against my better sense of judgment

[kaos]

Hrm...

Well...

Bah!

[Arkantis]

AHHH who cares, does kaos being an idiot effect your life whatsoever, if you feel so bad go to confession for him, you catholics can do that right?

[KagomJack]

you really are an edgy little bloke. Look, I can concern about whatever I wish. As you can do. Just dont' tell me what I should and shouldn't do.

[Grav]

Bloke? Get the hell out of here.



I hate you Arkantis.

[Arkantis]

Whatever, I am not posting here anymore.

[Jamesadin]

Yeah, stealing is pretty cool. Uh-huh!

[Tyrannicide]

Thank you Kaos, its fun watching an idiot suffer :) :) :0

O (_)(_))))))))() Big dick enters you ass

( ) (_)(_))))))))() Ass gets torn apart.


LOL, your going to become a BITCH to some big black guy.



It is possible to be tried as an adult, theft over $10,000 or something like that is...wait for it....wait for it.......GRAND THEFT...BIG FELONY....big prision time, no way out.


Bleed mother fucker,bleed. Bleed mother fucker,bleed!!!!

[KagomJack]

i might testify if they do anything that involves a trial.

[NonGayMan]

Oh no, here comes the po po.

http://www.rcsd.net/images/blackc.jpg

Deputy Black is comin for ya.

Can't do nothin for ya.

RUN HIDE DUCK DUCK

WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK FUCK

:grin:

[Tyrannicide]

Mn, that is black i mean whack, no wait i'm going with black. You can't run from him and you definitely can't hide from him either. He is gonna rape you good.

[KagomJack]

Bubba is more than likely (A) Black or (B) Chinese. Weights 300 pounds and is bald. He will have his way with you, oh yes, he will.

[Tyrannicide]

let me guess, you know this from experience right?

[KagomJack]

yeah, you're mom told me about it from her days before the sex change and adoption of you ;) No, it's just something i stole from the intarnet.

[kaos]

Oh my god...that pic looks like the black school cop that caught me at school.

[KagomJack]

what on earth did he catch you doing? Buy/selling weed? running with scissors?

[kaos]

Leaving school in the middle of class to go to smoke weed at the nearest park which is across the street.

[Sovereign]

Wow, in that case, your a douche!

[HandOfHeaven]

Why are you still on here? You lie, you are not going to jail. You attention whore. You must be fucking rich with all those drugs though.

[kaos]

Dude shut the fuck up and read the whole fucking thread...(well you can't now 'cause I edited posts). Anyway, I said I might go to jail once the funds clear which will be this wednesday , April 28th.

[HandOfHeaven]

Dude shut the fuck up and read the whole fucking thread...(well you can't now 'cause I edited posts).
that is solely the most retarded thing I have ever read. You are dumb for having taken all that money from those PayPal accounts. You dug yourself into a huge hole, but not as big a hole your ass is gonna be in about a week or so.

[Penny_Bags]

yeah, you're mom told me about it from her days before the sex change and adoption of you ;) No, it's just something i stole from the intarnet.
I thought you didn't STEAL? Oh snap.

Oh, and it is against Catholic belief to wish cruelties to your neighbors. Therefore, it isn't ideally Catholic, or ideally moral for you to turn Kaos in. Oh snap.

[Sovereign]

What is it with all you "proper children" and spewing up prison sodomy jokes all of a sudden. Hes underage, it is very doubtful he will go to any prison.

[kaos]

What is it with all you "proper children" and spewing up prison sodomy jokes all of a sudden. Hes underage, it is very doubtful he will go to any prison.


Amen to that.

[slaynish]

Lmao do you not get it soverign?

He stole 93,000 Thats fucking ninty three thousand dollars..

You can buy houses with that money.. You can buy so much with that...

That is so much fucking money, you have no idea!
He just kinda took it all.. Oh yeah, and if he doesnt go to prison, he goes to juvi, and once hes 18, hes going to prison.. Dont think hes going to juvi for only 3 years( if he gets caught) , Hes going for fucking atleast 7 years.. No jokes.. Dont you ever watch teh movies where teh ppl steal teh 100,000 $?

[Sovereign]

I can read, slaynish. I know full well what he did. I was talking to him about it on aim for an extended period of time. WHat do YOU not understand about the chances of them putting him in a PRISON are slim. The will put him in a juvenile Delinquency center. He wont hit prison till the ripe age of 18 or so, depending on what state you live in.

Now that i just read the whole of slaynish's post, i noticed that i simply just reiterated what he said. Oh well

[kaos]

Noooooooooo!

They cancelled all payments, plus they left me with -$2,800...

Those bastards!>!>!>

[Tyrannicide]

hahahahahha, serves you right nigbeat.

Ur a fucking retard, no way someone could not notice such a large sum of money put towards stuff.

[D3V]

kaos is a fucking loser and deserves to get the death penalty.

HAHA WOW UR A COOL GUY! Come tell a bunch of loser ass nerds that your going to prison, then act like nothin happened! HAHA WHAT A DORK!

Nonetheless you tripleposted, so your banned

[D3V]

Slaynish, he didn't steal shit. EVEN IF HE SOMEHOW STOLE THE MONEY, HE STILL WOULDN'T HAVE IT UNTIL IT WENT THROUGH THE BANK. and even then the owner of the accoun would probably have to sign off for that amount of money before its transfered.

yeah i doubleposted ... so ban me

[Tyrannicide]

He's not banned yet. Wut the fucks the hold up???

[Thanatos]

There is no such thing as double posting anymore.

[Sovereign]

Everybody point and laugh, as Kaos' scheme caused him to LOSE 2800 dollars!!!

[!King_Amazon!]

I'd prefer losing money to prison time. I thought he was fuxx0red.

[kockblocker1]

Did he buy a bunch of shit and spent $90k with other peoples paypal or did he just transfer money from their account to his account?

[Titusfied]

Heh, it just doesn't make sense that he lost money. Unless he already paid for shit with the money he had, then the guy cancelled all payments due to fraud, and he got fucked with the shit he bought, and already paid for...

[!King_Amazon!]

That's what happened. And all the people he bought shit from, they lost the money he paid them. Taco lost 300 bucks.

[uncapped]

You lose any of your money?

[Titusfied]

Well, he should have to reimburse the items he bought... I still can't believe he is doing all this just to buy Diablo items from TacoX...

[KagomJack]

Wow, that is the gayest reason I have ever heard of for someone to steal money...:/

[!King_Amazon!]

He didn't just buy that, he also bought an iPod and some CDs and was planning to buy two alienwares(17K.)

[Tyrannicide]

lol, fucking retard, can this be moved to thef flame forum so we can flame him to a greater extent????plzzzz, im begging u.

[Thanatos]

You know you're a computer nerd when you STEAL MONEY TO BUY ITEMS FOR A GAME. Pitiful.

[Oreo]

I wanna see proof that he stole the money....

[Arkantis]

I wanna see proof that he stole the money....
He sent me this file appearantly.
Its out of our hands now.

[Oreo]

LoL. Compelling evidence.

[Demosthenes]

Quite compelling, indeed.

[Arkantis]

Indeed
*bubble pipe*

[HandOfHeaven]

Wow! For Jesus, He sure has a crappy signature

[Demosthenes]

BLASPHEMY!

[Arkantis]

No, his is good and yours suck. We just all have it wrong.
Jesus dosent spend alot of time writing, he is GOD, he like goes curling.
Or somthing else construcive. ^^

[HandOfHeaven]

I thought Jesus always played golf and won everytime because he's perfect.

[Arkantis]

He is omni present, he can do both at once.

[kaos]

Someone needs to be banned.

[Arkantis]

1... 2... 3... fingers pointing back.

[quikspy67]

I wanna see proof that he stole the money....
The proof is a couple pages back.

[Sovereign]

Look back.... all the images mysteriously disappeared.

[HandOfHeaven]

He was talking about r0xx0rs there.

[quikspy67]

Wtf didn't you see the paypal accounts image pic thing?

[Sovereign]

Wtf didn't you see the paypal accounts image pic thing?

No , of course not. Ive also been hiding in a cave on mars for the past 20 years as well....

[Titusfied]

Purpose served. He's an idiot. He's not going to jail. No more talk!