The Elusive "Circle Jerk": Gay or Acceptable

[Penny_Bags]

Honestly, its a fucked up topic.

Is masterbating with one or more other guys gay, or acceptable, or does it depend?



I vote gay. I've heard different.

[Vollstrecker]

No poll?

I would say it was straight, but fucked up. None of the other guys are physically involved, but it's still something I wouldn't do.

[Penny_Bags]

Yeah... but supposedly like 85% of guys would do it with close friends, for kicks... horny teens usually.

[Demosthenes]

I would say gay.

[Penny_Bags]

You would.

[Ganga]

Gayness !!!!!

[Acer]

The people who do it, im sure aren't gay. So I will say weird, or odd. Maybe its because we are too homophob and manly, or even affaid of size to do it. Whatever it is, im not into it.

Now that I said it wasn't gay, if I walked in on some guys doing it... I would think they are homo... it would take them awhile to take my doubt out... maybe 3somes with 2 chics and such

[Raziel]

It's just fucking gross, regardless of whether it's gay or not. I don't think the sexual orientation of the act is nearly as potent as the fact of how reproachfully disgusting it is.

[Sovereign]

If its just guys alone, they all are faggots.

If its during an orgy, its still wrong but less gay if a guy does that.

[Grav]

Dude, I would under no circumstances whack off with my friends, oh god no.

GAY.

[Raziel]

I'm not entirely sure why the thread title suggests that a circle-jerk is "elusive". To deem something elusive, one must be seeking that thing and be failing at acquiring it.

Penny, you got something to tell us?

[Thanatos]

Oh shit, it seems as if Raziel has found something out.

Anyways:
G
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[uncapped]

Gayer than Richard Simmons.

[Titusfied]

How is this even a debate... Thats not normal for one, and completely mantralord.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I would say ask Zagggon on his views of this subject.

[r0xx0rs]

what if a man does it with his dog / dogs? is that considered gay?

And what if they lick each others semen? is that gay?!?!

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!

damn government interfering in my life!!! its a life choice!!.

but a circle jerk is most definitely ghey

[platnum]

I can't even think up a normal response for doing something like this. It's fucking weird.

[uncapped]

what if a man does it with his dog / dogs? is that considered gay?

And what if they lick each others semen? is that gay?!?!

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!

damn government interfering in my life!!! its a life choice!!.

but a circle jerk is most definitely ghey
Kill yourself.

[Ganga]

The people who do it, im sure aren't gay.

I am pretty sure gay guy masturbate too, masturbate with other guys sound like have sex with other guys, so that make them gay.

[Penny_Bags]

I'm not entirely sure why the thread title suggests that a circle-jerk is "elusive". To deem something elusive, one must be seeking that thing and be failing at acquiring it.

Penny, you got something to tell us? The only thing you could erm, find out about the title, is that I am retarded.... I meant to use a word that meant something along the lines... I dunno, basically I am retarded.

But yeah, I wouldn't say gay, so more as that it is frigging sick.

[Penny_Bags]

I am pretty sure gay guy masturbate too, masturbate with other guys sound like have sex with other guys, so that make them gay.Some guys feel that it is fun and normal for hetero sexual dudes that don't care if they are called gay. e.g. a guy I know who gets more good ass than you could imagine.

Edit- FEMALE ass, sickos.

[Arkantis]

NO, gay!
I would never do that, some thing should be kept to ones self, and masturbation is one of them, if you want to stroke it keep it out of my life.
I have heard talk of these amoung the jocks at my school in the locker room, I woulndt be suprised if they did it.
I can see why you would feel motive to do it tho.
Here is the situation, horny male feels bad beacuse he wacks off, so he gets his friends to do it with him. The fact that he is no longer alone is just enough to make him no longer feel bad and he is now justifed in his mind.

[RoboticSilence]

Masturbation is technically a form of sex. If you go see a movie and bring two of your friends, you are seeing the movie with them. So if you are masturbating and it's sex, and you have guy friends around you doing it too, then you are having sex with your friends. End of story.

[Arkantis]

Yea, so in the end, DONT do it homo.

[Penny_Bags]

Masturbation is technically a form of sex. If you go see a movie and bring two of your friends, you are seeing the movie with them. So if you are masturbating and it's sex, and you have guy friends around you doing it too, then you are having sex with your friends. End of story.While I agree with our intended point, your logic is corrupt. You aren't "having sex with them", you are having sex in their presence.

[Neko]

Whether it's gay or straight, it's still pretty damn sick. I wouldn't want to hang around anyone who gets his kicks doing that.

[Acer]

I dont think gay guys masterbate with each other, they fuck each other... I mean... thats what they do. You dont masterbate with a girl, you fuck her or do some oral sex or something sexual together.

I say its gay, but the people doing it aren't gay because they do it.

Its not mantralord, like I said gays fuck other guys not masterbate in same room

[Arkantis]

He makes a point if they were gay they would just fuck right?

[r0xx0rs]

Masterbating with other men is not gay, it is homoerotic. If you do it, you are getting aroused in a homosexual (homo means 1) environment. It is similar to people who get aroused by fear or other states of mind. So you might not be gay enough to have sex with men, but you are gay enough to get aroused by men.

[Acer]

Or... not a homo at all or homophob, and your friend is only one with the pr0n.

Still, I rather draw a picture and wank to that than this

[RoboticSilence]

While I agree with our intended point, your logic is corrupt. You aren't "having sex with them", you are having sex in their presence.

Penny_Bags, it's called a play on words. Since the word "with" can mean many things some of which are relevant to my point (In the company of; accompanying: Did you go with her? and In the same group or mixture as; among: planted onions with the carrots.) you can technically reach the conclusion that I mentioned.

[Raziel]

He's got you there, Penny.

Either way...


Whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis do to a midget with a donkey is their own goddamned business.

But circle-jerking is still wrong, wrong, wrong.

[Acer]

This leads me to ask this... when you say circle-jerking do you mean they jerk off in circle or its just a saying... if they are in a circle with no porn jacking off that is homosexual

[Raziel]

Dude, I don't really think it matters if there is porn or not. You just simply don't beat off with other guys. Hell, there could be fuckin' strippers in there while the group of guys is simultaneously jerking off, and I would still say that's fucked up.

[HandOfHeaven]

Ew.... GAY!!! Oh god, that reminds me of the really nasty site you [Raziel] posted in the chunnelling thread that got shitcanned o_O Oh no!

[RoboticSilence]

I'm pretty sure Raziel never posted any chunneling website.

[Titusfied]

Heh, with one of my old girlfriends, we would do the deed in front of each other. It was very arousing, getting off to your girlfriend getting off in front of you, whom is getting off to you getting off in front of her. Only did it a few times, but it definitely happens.

[Thanatos]

Screw all that, Titus. Just do it to each other if you're both willing to do what you mentioned.

[Arkantis]

That is with a girl, if it was with and you were both in agreement,but didnt want to actully have sex. Then that would be ok, I still wouldnt want to do that.
There are plenty of reasons to look for sex alternatives:
Waiting for marrige
Relationship isnt "Developed" enough.
Dont want to get pregnant
Stuff like that.
I wouldnt do It all the same.

[Acer]

It does to me for the reason... if you are doing it to porn and other guy is there, as long as you aren't facing him or right next to him its not "gay" but "weird". I say if they are wacking off together no porn and anything it means they are getting off from each other... "GAY"!

[Adrenachrome]

The only way I would jerk off in front of other guys, would be if it was a gangbang porno starring Marisa Tomei or Uma Thurman and I was next.

[Arkantis]

Those seem to be fair terms, I will go with those too.

[Ganga]

I am pretty sure those "few times" is when you run out of condom..... It sucks ass when you can't find a fucking condom when you need one!!!!!!

[Penny_Bags]

Penny_Bags, it's called a play on words. Since the word "with" can mean many things some of which are relevant to my point (In the company of; accompanying: Did you go with her? and In the same group or mixture as; among: planted onions with the carrots.) you can technically reach the conclusion that I mentioned.Yes, it was a play on words. When you say you are "having sex with your friends", the "with" definition you are using is the one you described in that post. However, I am saying that arguing a "play on words" (a type of pun), isn't a very efficient, or construct way of making a point. Seems to be the equivalent of preschool name calling*...

Obviously, though, you weren't trying to make a point, you were merely trying to be funny. However, I didn't see you coming off as even slightly punny

*I'm rubber, bitch.

[sheerx]

Yeah... but supposedly like 85% of guys would do it with close friends, for kicks... horny teens usually.
Where the hell do you get your little statistics?
that crap is bullshit and you're pathetic for researching such things

Anyway you put it that wouldn't be right and I would never do it!

[Penny_Bags]

Where the hell do you get your little statistics?
that crap is bullshit and you're pathetic for researching such things

Anyway you put it that wouldn't be right and I would never do it!www.jackinworld.com conducted a survey, and 85% of people were too modest to admit publicly, but if they were 100% sure that the said person would agree, they would go for it. I guess I, along with most of Zelaron fall into that 15%.

So I am pathetic for stumbling across something while browsing for some good pr0n? Fuck yourself. Maybe I can read faster than half a page an hour, and manage to catch little things like that while skimming. Don't clutter up this thread with your trash of posts.

[Arkantis]

I am going to have to say that if they asked a bunch of teenagers most of it was shit lies and jokes most teens make everything out of those things.

[zagggon]

Im just going to comment on this once and say that the people/sickkids that do jack off to porn together are not whom you think they would be. You know there is always that semi-big group of kids that think they are more popular then everybody else and are total assholes to everybody, well, those sick little moo cows are the ones who comit this sick little ritual. I had the distastefull fate of walking in on one of my brothers and his fagg little group of dick rubbers as they performed the sick little practice and I can tell you that I never have stepped foot in that room since. It must be the feeling of unity that they feel or some gay queer shit because they seem to enjoy it to an extent that is, well to say the least, very disturbing . I think that is why they are constantly at each others houses where all they ever do is go in each others rooms and shut the door.

[Penny_Bags]

Maybe your brother is a chick and his stud manly friends like showin' off their huge wankers?



A mere conjecture.............

[Raziel]

Ew.... GAY!!! Oh god, that reminds me of the really nasty site you [Raziel] posted in the chunnelling thread that got shitcanned o_O Oh no!

Okay, dude, that was Something Awful, not a fucking chunnelling website. It was from an article called "The Weekend Web" where the SA writers make fun of gross forums like the one that the whole chunnelling thing came from.

I never posted a link to a goddamned chunnelling website. Stop saying that I did. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME?

[HandOfHeaven]

Ok, but it did paint some nasty pictures witht he wording. I should have clarified, it had 2 paragraphs on chunneling, no pictures. Those would haunt me for life.

[Arkantis]

Im just going to comment on this once and say that the people/sickkids that do jack off to porn together are not whom you think they would be. You know there is always that semi-big group of kids that think they are more popular then everybody else and are total assholes to everybody, well, those sick little moo cows are the ones who comit this sick little ritual. I had the distastefull fate of walking in on one of my brothers and his fagg little group of dick rubbers as they performed the sick little practice and I can tell you that I never have stepped foot in that room since. It must be the feeling of unity that they feel or some gay queer shit because they seem to enjoy it to an extent that is, well to say the least, very disturbing . I think that is why they are constantly at each others houses where all they ever do is go in each others rooms and shut the door.
How the hell do you go about organizing one of these things, gotta be awkward.

[Penny_Bags]

Okay, comeon RS, rebuttle me to death, I thought I actually had something going!

[Penny_Bags]

How the hell do you go about organizing one of these things, gotta be awkward.Yeah I really can't imagine someone saying "Hey, let's go whack it together." To me.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah I really can't imagine someone saying "Hey, let's go whack it together." To me.
Me neither. God that IS having sex with them. I seriously think they do that either to show off the size of their dicks, or they are homosexuals who can't be aroused by women.

Pathetic freaks are what they are. I would kick my brother's ass if I ever caught him doing that.

[Arkantis]

Yea, thas right, I wouldnt do anything if I cought my brother doing that, Just keep it for a wepon later.

[kaos]

Ghey.

[size=1]Ten noob limit[/zise]

[Penny_Bags]

Fuckin' stoner spelled size with a z in his tag. I love you.

[kaos]

Let's make babies?

[Penny_Bags]

Sorry, my tubes are tied.

[kaos]

Oh well...We can always whack off in front of each other.

[Raziel]

Alrighty, that's about enough of that nonsense.

[Grav]

Chunnelling.

[HandOfHeaven]

Haha you are a loser. Why did you use that word?

[Penny_Bags]

Alrighty, that's about enough of that nonsense.Yes it is, I wish RS would have replied when I pwned him.

[Thanatos]

This thread should be closed.

[Penny_Bags]

This thread should be closed.So should your e-mouth.

[Thanatos]

You know, Penny_Bags, you and your "e-references" are getting quite old. I seriously suggest you pick up some new game. Not just for my benefit, but for all of us. Think of the kids, Penny, think of the kids.

[Raziel]

Okay, God dammit.

CLOSED.