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Tyrannicide
2004-04-12, 04:11 PM
the person you talk to is an AI computer program. Yea, you heard me, check out this bot i found hile searching for random stuff with google. http://www.oliverbot.com/ it responds to you and everything. I tried it and I was a complete ass to it and it hates me.

Jessifer
2004-04-12, 04:13 PM
SmarterChild.

Titusfied
2004-04-12, 04:19 PM
That is pissing me off. When you say something slightly complex, it repeats in an odd pattern exactly what you said, but makes no sense. It however, did say it would remember what I said to it when robots take over the world....

Tyrannicide
2004-04-12, 04:21 PM
You are doomed. It doesn't have a lrge enough AI to understand complex thing. Someone had a lot of time on their hands to programit though

Titusfied
2004-04-12, 04:23 PM
Well, I called it shit for brains, and that expression just boggled its mind. Try it, you will see what I mean.

Man, obviously, shit for brains.

Cool, man. What makes it so obvious? You used a colloquial expression. Your purpose is brains shit for brains for brains shit for brains.

Demosthenes
2004-04-12, 04:24 PM
This if funny.

Thanks for telling me your gender, Fucker. You are a "he".

"To you Fucker"? you Fucker?

Tyrannicide
2004-04-12, 04:27 PM
It just agrees with me when i call it shit for brains, it goes retarded.

Sovereign
2004-04-12, 04:32 PM
[17:26] Wanker22287: shit for brains
[17:26] Smarterchild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Whoa.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: You humans really are charming.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Nice mouth, Adolf.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Could you try that again without the bad language?
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Nice mouth.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: That's just a little bit rude.


Then i got bored.

Jessifer
2004-04-12, 04:44 PM
Ha! "You swear like a stamp collector."?

I got SmarterChild to say "You love Hentai, I love Hentai, everybody loves Hentai!" once. It amused me.

Tyrannicide
2004-04-12, 04:51 PM
actually its name is Oliver. it says it in the URL.

Arkantis
2004-04-12, 06:46 PM
Throw its words back at it and confuse the piss out of it.

Tyrannicide
2004-04-12, 06:50 PM
mehhehehe. so retarded

Sovereign
2004-04-12, 07:37 PM
I prefer SmarterChild.

Tyrannicide
2004-04-13, 01:15 PM
but it is called oliver bot!!!!lol.!!!

Jessifer
2004-04-13, 02:59 PM
We aren't talking about Oliver Bot. We're talking about SmarterChild. There's a difference.

Tyrannicide
2004-04-13, 03:02 PM
nooooo there isn't. Dont make me impregnate you Jessifer!!! Bowchickawowow

Jessifer
2004-04-13, 03:13 PM
I pray you never spawn. In fact, I think I'll go make a religious offering to any God who would bring mercy upon the Earth. Would you be willing to sacrifice your penis for my cause?

Tyrannicide
2004-04-13, 03:18 PM
nah, although it is tempting...i think. I wll save you for last, since ur at the bottom of my list, ur number 53. Thats my to impregnate list. muwahahahaha.











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lol. j/k. no sex is worth losing your cock over. its ur cock, just like if someone gutted out ur vagina.You would want to kill your self. wouldn't you???

Sovereign
2004-04-13, 05:38 PM
Please shut up...this has ntohing to do with "oliver bot" or "SmarterChild"....

Tyrannicide
2004-04-13, 05:45 PM
but its fun. And I threatened Oliver bot. I told him I was going to slit his throat and such and he was like I have no throat, and i would say yes you do and he would get confused.

uncapped
2004-04-13, 09:10 PM
I hate you, Tyrannicide. It takes something special to be on that list.

Grav
2004-04-13, 09:25 PM
*hands uncapped a rusty spoon*

uncapped
2004-04-13, 09:31 PM
Just what I needed...

RoboticSilence
2004-04-14, 01:04 AM
Since you haven't heard of MegaHAL, you can die. Thread closed because you are a faggot.