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Arkantis
2004-04-11, 10:58 PM
Well if you are me or Hand of heavens parents you cuold find your kids on top of the local lame ass mall!
We just had to, I mean any 15 year old wants to go on top of a mall right, the hard part was gettin up. I had to climb a ten foot pole then jump on to a ledge so i could open the door for HoH also known as fattass who cant climb. Then we went up the fire escape to the top, on the top we got to look all over town and down skylights, and we even had to dodge a cop. God this town sucks, I mean serously that was lame.
Sovereign
2004-04-11, 11:00 PM
How bout you stop tresspassing then, and eveything will be better?
Penny_Bags
2004-04-11, 11:17 PM
Well if you are me or Hand of heavens parents you cuold find your kids on top of the local lame ass mall!
We just had to, I mean any 15 year old wants to go on top of a mall right, the hard part was gettin up. I had to climb a ten foot pole then jump on to a ledge so i could open the door for HoH also known as fattass who cant climb. Then we went up the fire escape to the top, on the top we got to look all over town and down skylights, and we even had to dodge a cop. God this town sucks, I mean serously that was lame. Wow, you guys are badasses, and I respect that.
Honestly though... why the hell didn't you just jump off head first?
RoboticSilence
2004-04-11, 11:21 PM
My kids are currently in my future wife's vagina.
HandOfHeaven
2004-04-11, 11:51 PM
It was something to do... Our town is soooo boring. THere is nothing to do after like 10:00, its gay.
Raziel
2004-04-12, 12:03 AM
I did that when I was like...twelve. Play some video games.
D3V
2004-04-12, 01:07 AM
My children are in DEZ NUTZ
RoboticSilence
2004-04-12, 01:12 AM
God... you can't even spell a four letter slang word correctly. What a fucking disgrace.
Penny_Bags
2004-04-12, 07:56 AM
Have a Wafflehouse nearby? If so, you're set.
Jessifer
2004-04-12, 09:02 AM
My kidnicks are currently little tiny eggs that are wasting away inside of my ovaries.

Anyway,


I mean any 15 year old wants to go on top of a mall right

I know I didn't want to when I was 15.
Titusfied
2004-04-12, 12:13 PM
If I'm not drinking a beer at that time in the night, I am probably going to the fridge (or bar) to grab one.
kaos
2004-04-12, 01:05 PM
Honestly though... why the hell didn't you just jump off head first?

That's exactly (not really but close enough) what I was gonna say.
Sovereign
2004-04-12, 01:49 PM
Have a Wafflehouse nearby? If so, you're set.
Hell yea, the IHOP here is a haven for late nighters.
!King_Amazon!
2004-04-12, 01:50 PM
My kidnicks are currently little tiny eggs that are wasting away inside of my ovaries.

Anyway,




I know I didn't want to when I was 15.

A little exercise probably wouldn't have hurt anything.
zeal311
2004-04-12, 02:24 PM
11:47 is definetly not late night. I have gotten home between 4 and 5 a.m. every night this week. Now that's late night.
Penny_Bags
2004-04-13, 01:49 PM
That's exactly (not really but close enough) what I was gonna say. Maybe next time we will just have to be there, to push him.
Penny_Bags
2004-04-13, 01:51 PM
A little exercise probably wouldn't have hurt anything. Wow dude, harsh...
Penny_Bags
2004-04-13, 01:52 PM
Hell yea, the IHOP here is a haven for late nighters. Here, Steak and Shake is for the fags that aren't professional late nighters, IHOP's are few and far between, but its all good, but the true place for 3 AM breakfast food (or a steak if u want it) is Waffle House. OMG. The hashbrowns are orgasmically delicious.
HandOfHeaven
2004-04-13, 01:55 PM
We don't wafflehouse in New Ulm :(