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xWolfPack69
2004-04-10, 08:01 PM
FORD = Fucked On Race Day


Sumbit ures :)

r0xx0rs
2004-04-10, 08:04 PM
hey, I now truly understand what you guys were saying about idiots joining this forum. I already got a hint from Arkantis, but this guy with FORD and the bill clinton scandal. lol

‡AC‡
2004-04-10, 08:21 PM
FORD = Fucked On Race Day

Shouldn't this be in the chat forum?
http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27584&highlight=ford
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge!
Find On Roadside Dead
For Out Running Dale
Fucking On Recent Dillholes

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Backwards it is

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

Arkantis
2004-04-10, 08:24 PM
FORD = Fucked On Race Day


Sumbit ures :)
Now behold how much time I have on my hands!!
Ford acronyms:

F O R D
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers
Fucked On Race Day
Found On Rangi's Drive First
On Recycle Day
Full Of Rusty Dents
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found Outside Reject Depot
Flies Off Road Deliberately
Fish Out River Daily
Fucker Only Runs Downhill

Or in reverse...

D R O F
Drivers Return On Foot
Don't Ride Over Fifty
Danged Roaches Outrun Ford
Datsun Rules Over Ford

Pinto acronyms...

P I N T O
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
Put In Nickel To Operate

‡AC‡
2004-04-10, 08:33 PM
Great use of google lol.
http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-ford_jokes-1444.htm
http://anyboard.net/for/bumpersticker/posts/2495.shtml
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Ford+acronyms&btnG=Google+Search

Arkantis
2004-04-10, 09:47 PM
Great use of google lol.
http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-ford_jokes-1444.htm
http://anyboard.net/for/bumpersticker/posts/2495.shtml
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Ford+acronyms&btnG=Google+Search

Wow, you really expected me to pull all of those out of my ass, of course I used google. If you fight over car brands your a hick, witch I am not, even thow some of them were humourus.
Hicks are people too, just not a good as the rest of us.

‡AC‡
2004-04-10, 10:25 PM
Now behold how much time I have on my hands!!
i probly should have inserted this to my previouse post. my post was a bit of sarcasm. common copy paste takes like an 8th of a miniute.

If you fight over car brands your a hick, witch I am not

Who said you were a hick?

Raziel
2004-04-10, 11:21 PM
This thread does not recieve Raziel's Stamp of Approval.

MOVED TO CHAT FORUM

Thanatos
2004-04-11, 07:56 AM
Oh, so now I can't flame the thread creator? You've really let me down, Raziel.

Arkantis
2004-04-11, 11:23 AM
i probly should have inserted this to my previouse post. my post was a bit of sarcasm. common copy paste takes like an 8th of a miniute.



Who said you were a hick?
Nobody, I was stateing a fact, I am not a hick!
Just to clear things up, I mean this thread reaks of hic.

Tyrannicide
2004-04-11, 12:10 PM
Nobody, I was stateing a fact, I am not a hick!
Just to clear things up, I mean this thread reaks of hic.

especially the member above me. @@ ^ ^ ^

D3V
2004-04-12, 01:10 AM
Ahhhhh, NEWB FIGHT, GET YOUR PEA-SHOOTERS!

Raziel
2004-04-12, 02:13 AM
You're one to talk, dumbshit. You're wielding little more than the intellectual equivalent of a pudding cup.

Chruser
2004-04-12, 09:10 AM
Fluorescent Off-Road-Dumpster
Fully Obese Ravioli Distributor

xWolfPack69
2004-04-21, 09:31 AM
WOW the owner.. hello sir

Penguin
2004-04-21, 03:55 PM
WOW the owner.. hello sir

........Ahhh hahahahahahah....... sorry.... Hes not special, hes Swedish. ^^