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Ganga
2004-03-30, 12:34 PM
Question #1: What does a cow have four of that a woman have only two of?
Question #2: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Question #3: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Question #4: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
YOU SICK PEOPLE STOP THINKING THAT, the answers are:
QUESTION 1: Legs
QUESTION 2: Coconut
QUESTION 3: BubbleGum
QUESTION 4: FireTruck
Oh my god. I'm a sex freak!
Acctually I dont get #2.
Vollstrecker
2004-03-30, 01:37 PM
I feel violated...
RoboticSilence
2004-03-30, 03:17 PM
Acctually I dont get #2.
This is because you aren't very smart.
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-03-30, 03:19 PM
"FireTruck" is actually two words, making it "Fire Truck". The question allows for a one-word answer, therefore #4 is incorrect, leaving it open to any sick-minded individual's manner of sex related answers.
Thanatos
2004-03-30, 03:21 PM
I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?
Titusfied
2004-03-30, 03:23 PM
Heh, I got all them correct, what are you talking about? This is weird.
Titusfied
2004-03-30, 03:24 PM
Nipples was what he was getting at, and oops if that was sarcastic... :(
Jamesadin
2004-03-30, 03:24 PM
I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?
Legs o_O If you got the answer why are you asking?
Legs? I thought it was tits...wtf. THESE ARE TRICK QUESTIONS!
All I can think of for number 2 is "cunt".
Arkantis
2004-03-30, 05:23 PM
HA HA HA HA HA, that was awsome.
Demosthenes
2004-03-30, 05:27 PM
Heh. La La
iceman887
2004-03-30, 05:44 PM
u dont get number 2? if u didnt know coconuts are kind of hairy and are oval and, u the juice inside is pretty good
Arkantis
2004-03-30, 05:47 PM
u dont get number 2? if u didnt know coconuts are kind of hairy and are oval and, u the juice inside is pretty good
In that case maybe you should of studied before the test, but I never study how Ironic.
Penny_Bags
2004-03-30, 06:17 PM
In that case maybe you should of studied before the test, but I never study how Ironic.
No, Arkantis... THIS was awesome:"FireTruck" is actually two words, making it "Fire Truck". The question allows for a one-word answer, therefore #4 is incorrect, leaving it open to any sick-minded individual's manner of sex related answers.
Good work DFD.
Anyway. Cows have four boobies?
Penny_Bags
2004-03-30, 06:50 PM
.................................................. ............................ mebbbbeh
Titusfied
2004-03-30, 06:53 PM
What do you milk them from?
Ahhhhh, now we get it...
Penny_Bags
2004-03-30, 06:56 PM
What I don't get is... what the FUCK is a coconut? Youth of America, with their damn innuendous fruit.
RoboticSilence
2004-03-30, 07:11 PM
http://www.delinoix.com/coconut.jpg
co·co·nut also co·coa·nut
n.
1. The fruit of the coconut palm, consisting of a fibrous husk surrounding a large seed.
2. The large, brown, hard-shelled seed of the coconut, containing white flesh surrounding a partially fluid-filled central cavity.
3. The edible white flesh of the coconut, often shredded and used in food and confections or for the extraction of coconut oil.
4. A coconut palm.
It's not native to America, it comes from the Caribbean but I think some may have been planted in parts of Florida.
Arkantis
2004-03-30, 07:29 PM
What I don't get is... what the FUCK is a coconut? Youth of America, with their damn innuendous fruit.
ha ha ha ha
Thanatos
2004-03-31, 06:37 AM
Legs o_O If you got the answer why are you asking?
I got the real answer. I was wondering what the "perverted" answer was as I was confused.
Titusfied
2004-03-31, 12:00 PM
Uh yeah, I could've swore I posted this basically right after you posted...
Nipples was what he was getting at, and oops if that was sarcastic... :(
Dan XIII
2004-03-31, 12:39 PM
#1-nipples
#2-coconut
I didn't notice there was another page.
Thanatos
2004-03-31, 02:00 PM
I know, Titusfied. I was explaining to Jamesadin what I really wanted to know.
RoboticSilence
2004-03-31, 07:02 PM
It seems to me that everyone here is either fucking stupid or innocent as a 5 year old hardcore Christian.
Penny_Bags
2004-03-31, 07:33 PM
I was kidding, not only that, but I didn't make any sense.
Being that I am a considered element when referring to "everyone", your statement is false. Tats.
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