Pirates or Ninjas(for Arkantis)

[Gunbound]

Which one do you think is the superior killing machine, pirate or Ninja?

EDIT: I'm putting a poll with this

[HandOfHeaven]

Ninja by far. Stealth is a great weapon if you can utilize it, and martial arts speaks for itself.

[Sovereign]

Which one do you think is the superior killing machine, pirate or Ninja?

EDIT: I'm putting a poll with this

id prefer a street sweeper, (fully automatic shotgun), but hey if i had to chose id chose ninja. Those stealthy bastards pwn

[Rurouni Storm]

Ninja Pirates! :D

Really depends on the ammount of enemies, Pirates were usually involved in group battles, but ninjas worked alone for the most part.

In a 1-on-1, a ninja would win hands down, but in a battle between groups, the pirates might be able to win.

[Randuin]

Ninja, this question was stupid

[Penny_Bags]

Captain Jack Sparrow!!! Argh!

[Medieval Bob]

http://archive.gamespy.com/grudge/2004.03/2004.03.15_vote.shtml

Gamespy Grudge...

[Grav]

Realistically, pirates.

[Dan XIII]

Pirates would just take their gun and shoot the ninjas. If the ninja was stealthy though the pirates wouldn't see it coming.

[Gunbound]

Captain Jack Sparrow!!! Argh! Personally the movie was good, not great, I think he is completely overused, especially by the girls;are you a girl?

[Neko]

Dude, that's not even a question. Quite obviously the ninjas. While the pirates have hangovers from drinking bad liquor the ninjas would move in and silently slaughter them all at one time.

[platnum]

Pirates would just take their gun and shoot the ninjas. If the ninja was stealthy though the pirates wouldn't see it coming.

ninjas have ninja stars.

[Penny_Bags]

Personally the movie was good, not great, I think he is completely overused, especially by the girls;are you a girl? Yeah, wanna fuck?


No, stud.

[HandOfHeaven]

Personally the movie was good, not great, I think he is completely overused, especially by the girls;are you a girl?
I hope you weren't trying to be sarcastic there pal. There are only like 2-3 active members who are girls on this site, and I highly DOUBT that HE is one.

EDIT: Read his Profile, it says MALE.

[Vollstrecker]

I went for Pirate, as a lot of Pirates were actually British Sailors that had problems staying in the British Military due to behavioral issues and such.

A decent amount of Ninjas were mere peasants. ;)

As far as a fight goes, it depends on the arena.

[Senesia]

It depends on the rules, too.

[Thanatos]

Wow HOH. You could not tell he was being sarcastic? Nice one, buddy.

And ninjas!

[Arkantis]

I hope you weren't trying to be sarcastic there pal. There are only like 2-3 active members who are girls on this site, and I highly DOUBT that HE is one.
I dont....

[Gunbound]

I hope you weren't trying to be sarcastic there pal. There are only like 2-3 active members who are girls on this site, and I highly DOUBT that HE is one.
OOOHHOOHHO.....Rejected!

[Penny_Bags]

ASL!??!??!?!? SECKS PLZ!?


Disgusting....


Yeah, Spiderman.

[Sovereign]

What about spidey!?

[Dan XIII]

Personally the movie was good, not great, I think he is completely overused, especially by the girls;are you a girl?Why are you asking him if he is a girl?

[Gunbound]

Becuase I Wanna!

[Sovereign]

please stop typing.

[Hades-Knight]

OH NO!
http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ambush3a.jpg

[Hades-Knight]

Pls dont kill me!!

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/NINJAvsPIRATE.jpg

[ask_rabber]

In response to that, what kind of a pirate reads. Pirates rape and pillage, it doesn't get any cooler than that. Ninjas are lame, not like they can surprise attack someone on a fuckin boat.

[‡AC‡]

it depends on the arena.
much much more land areas then there are boats

[Gunbound]

ya know what, fuck you ask_rabber Ninjas would own Pirates any day of the week, as you saw while the pirate is sitting there being uneducated and masturbating while thinking about other scurvey inflicted me the Ninja will come up and slit his throat, quick, easy, semi-clean, quiet, and way cooler.

[ask_rabber]

Better check your tone boy, don't think you know who you're talkin to.

That's not realistic, pirates don't sit on land and read books. Anyone who needs stealth in order to win a fight is obviously a puss.

[Gunbound]

O shit, I'm dealing with A JUNIOR MEMBER!!! OMGGG!!!!...O wait, I forgot that I don't give a shit. And no you use stealth becuase your not a unintellegent sea lover that uses bronze before brains.

[HandOfHeaven]

Hmm, member status does not matter, only with you because you have been labeled the LOSER.

He has a good point, brute strength Pirate>Ninja. But you must utilize every weapon to defeat someone. Although the pirate could very well pop out a gun and kill him right there.

[Grav]

O shit, I'm dealing with A JUNIOR MEMBER!!! OMGGG!!!!...O wait, I forgot that I don't give a shit. And no you use stealth becuase your not a unintellegent sea lover that uses bronze before brains.

I'd rather Gunbound's title was changed from "Loser" to "Banned"

[Gunbound]

Ugh, Why does he think he gets to push my around though?

[‡AC‡]

Ugh, Why does he think he gets to push my around though?
He does it to just about everyone.

[HandOfHeaven]

Ugh, Why does he think he gets to push my around though?
Don't think you are special. As MasterAC said he does do it to just about everyone.

He can push you around if he wants to

[Thanatos]

Are you talking about ask_rabber or Grav?

[Vollstrecker]

ya know what, fuck you ask_rabber Ninjas would own Pirates any day of the week, as you saw while the pirate is sitting there being uneducated and masturbating while thinking about other scurvey inflicted me the Ninja will come up and slit his throat, quick, easy, semi-clean, quiet, and way cooler.

Did you miss my previous post? Most Ninjas were actually partially-trained peasants, given equipment and a target.

Pirates were fully-trained British Navy who had trouble staying in the Navy due to personality issues. Also, a Pirate does not need to be on a boat to be dangerous, though that is where they are most at home.

As far as a hand-to-hand combat goes, swashbuckling relied more on intimidation (aided by a Pirate's fearsome image) than actual swordplay. To be honest, I doubt a non-battle tried Ninja (peasant) would have the grit to stand toe-to-toe with a Pirate and fight. His fear would get him killed. That's NOT including a pistol.

Too many parameters are left open to even begin to make an educated guess as to whom the victor would be.

[HandOfHeaven]

Are you talking about ask_rabber or Grav?
Now that I think about it, both of them...

[Grav]

I'm glad we understand each other.

While I don't really understand you, at all, babelfish does a great German to French to French to English to English to Korean to Korean to English to English to Chinese to Chinese to English translation that enables me to.


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Now why can't you just make that much sense all the time?

[Gunbound]

I was talking to ask_rabber not you GS and I can't make that much sense cuase I don't know what the hell you said.

[Grav]

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Your dog...? Eww...

[HandOfHeaven]

You're right. That is a good translation from German to French to French to English to English to Korean to Korean to English to English to Chinese to Chinese to English.

[Grav]

You' king right. That is to good translation from German to French to French to English to English to Korean to Korean to English to English to Chinese to Chinese to English.

You're not worth the effort, so you just get Italian.

[HandOfHeaven]

Haha, tell that to Arkantis, he will flip. He is actually part Italian...

[Arkantis]

ya know what, fuck you ask_rabber Ninjas would own Pirates any day of the week, as you saw while the pirate is sitting there being uneducated and masturbating while thinking about other scurvey inflicted me the Ninja will come up and slit his throat, quick, easy, semi-clean, quiet, and way cooler.
And then!
BOOOOOOOOOM

[Vollstrecker]

That's almost as good as the screenshot of the WoW Alpha, so riskingly taken by Gsus...

[Arkantis]

O shit, I'm dealing with A JUNIOR MEMBER!!! OMGGG!!!!...O wait, I forgot that I don't give a shit. And no you use stealth becuase your not a unintellegent sea lover that uses bronze before brains.
Longevity is 94%, he was prolly big at one time he just got put back to junior member, but I dont know.
Its odvious he is less of a shit bag then you thow, so thats good.
You dont even have a member status you are just a loser!

[Arkantis]

I was talking to ask_rabber not you GS and I can't make that much sense cuase I don't know what the hell you said.
Pirates or Ninjas(for Arkantis)
Why is my name on this thread?

[Neko]

Wrong answer.

[Gunbound]

And then!
BOOOOOOOOOM OWNED!!!!!!

[Arkantis]

OWNED!!!!!!
No, that was the shittiest animation I have ever seen.
OWNED!

[Arkantis]

Haha, tell that to Arkantis, he will flip. He is actually part Italian...
You called? .

[Grav]

Shutup, women.

[Sovereign]

Would have been more meaningful if you used captain morgan's alchohol.

[Arkantis]

I also must hit the point that pirate women are much better than ninja women.
:p

[Vollstrecker]

This thread has degenerated into a shitty pop-up book. Please, for the love of god, close this...

[Arkantis]

This thread has degenerated into a shitty pop-up book. Please, for the love of god, close this...
No, this thread kicks, did I mention how cocky ninjas are?

[Grav]

This thread kicks.

THE BUCKET.

Closed.

[Arkantis]

This thread kicks.

THE BUCKET.

Closed.
That dosent make any sense, its not closed.

[Vollstrecker]

its not closed.

Only because I'm being punished by the Thread Gods, for attempting to bring this thread some rationality.

[Arkantis]

Like the thread made sense in the fist place.

[HandOfHeaven]

Did anyone ever answer your question why it is mentioned (for Arkantis)? That is what boggles my mind....

Stupid lazy Gunbound....

[Arkantis]

Did anyone ever answer your question why it is mentioned (for Arkantis)? That is what boggles my mind....

Stupid lazy Gunbound....
Yea, if anyone it should be for NEKO (where are you you ninja bastard), she brought the whole Idea to us!

[Sovereign]

......closed

[RoboticSilence]

Ninjas beat the living fuck out of pirates... closed because you are an idiot.

Edit: Crapsticks! That bastard Sov beat me to it.