Ask Arkantis and Kagom

[Arkantis]

Since I have ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE, ask me questions and I will awnser them in the best way fit.

[Penny_Bags]

Beat off a lot?

[Sovereign]

Alrighty then....

1) How many times have you smoked weed?

2) How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

3) What do you think about the staff at zelaron?

4) What is your biggest fear?

5) How many children are in your family?

6) What kind of music do you listen to?

[Dan XIII]

how many forums did you go to before you joined this one?

[RoboticSilence]

Which of the following sentences is true and which is false:

The sentence below is true.
The sentence above is false.

[Arkantis]

Here it comes...
Beat off alot?
Nope
1) How many times have you smoked weed?
Zip zero
2) How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
One, 2 if you count NAH
3) What do you think about the staff at zelaron?
They are all good I dont have any real problems with any of them I dont think I have ever complained
4) What is your biggest fear?
Anything on this site.... www.shootingiron.com/chamber/church/church.htm
5) How many children are in your family?
3
6) What kind of music do you listen to?
Anything
how many forums did you go to before you joined this one?
Originally 0
Which of the following sentences is true and which is false:
I choose to awnser as I see fit and I say that they are both wrong :mad:

[King Kai 3]

Boring answers.

Do you ever think about commiting suicide?
Do you get made fun of a lot?
Do you get bad grades?
What's the most fun experience you've ever had?
Who's that ugly kid in your avatar?

[Arkantis]

Do you ever think about commiting suicide?
A couple of times
Do you get made fun of a lot?
No
Do you get bad grades?
In 2 classes (math and comp)
What's the most fun experience you've ever had?
Apalos Chariot (bush gardens virgina)
Who's that ugly kid in your avatar?
Me Ya basterd

[RoboticSilence]

Which of the following sentences is true and which is false:
I choose to awnser as I see fit and I say that they are both wrong :mad:
Incorrect.

[Arkantis]

Incorrect.
Not a question.

[Jessifer]

Is the correct answer "Purple", RS?

Anywho, Arkantis. Is your name Nick? You look like a Nick...

[Grav]

Looks more like a "Dan" to me.

[King Kai 3]

Actually he's correct. As he said before, "I choose to awnser as I see fit and I say that they are both wrong"

Therefore, he is correct. If you care to debate relativity then create a new thread so I may prove you wrong.

How far did you get with your girlfriend?

[KagomJack]

Here it comes...
4) What is your biggest fear?
Anything on this site.... www.shootingiron.com/chamber/church/church.htm

Thanks for the link, i need it for a book i'm writing (gross/horror story)

My question is, what turns you on?

[Sovereign]

Nevermind.

Well damn it i dont want to see it RS -_-

[Arkantis]

Is your name Nick?
NO, Jacob (don’t you ppl remember me)
How far did you get with your girlfriend?
I was in grade school, not far.
What truns me on?
Girls either full built of petite I also like pale skin and black hair

[KagomJack]

fine, since Sovy thought the last question was weird, Have you ever had visions of evil things destroying the world? (I answered yes to this before)

[Arkantis]

For comedy reasons mostly I have added a picture of Hand of Heaven (Top) and Me (Bottom)

(Sorry to dubble post)
Enjoy

[Arkantis]

fine, since Sovy thought the last question was weird, Have you ever had visions of evil things destroying the world? (I answered yes to this before)
Yea, didnt know anyone didnt.

[King Kai 3]

Edited by Sovereign

Well damn it i dont want to see it RS -_-


Ouch, it looks like between this incident and trying to merge the two "ask me" threads RS is 2/2 in poor judgement calls. what a cool mod.

to stay on topic

What does 1+1 equal?

[Arkantis]

Ouch, it looks like between this incident and trying to merge the two "ask me" threads RS is 2/2 in poor judgement calls. what a cool mod.

to stay on topic

What does 1+1 equal?
1+1=2 In most cases but usually it is used in some sexual context so it either equals 2 to 18 I dont know how many babys ppl are haveing at at time now.

[King Kai 3]

but usually it is used in some sexual context so it either equals 2 to 18 I dont know how many babys ppl are haveing at at time now.

And my question is: WTF are you talking about? Usually it's used in some sexual context? Not in my math class.

[Jessifer]

Heh. 1 man + 1 woman = However many babies they decide to have.

Anywho. Favorite color?

[Sovereign]

Lol or that.

1) what is your preference, Pepsi or Coke

THE QUESTION OF THE CENTURY LADIES AND GENTS

[Arkantis]

Lol or that.

1) what is your preference, Pepsi or Coke

THE QUESTION OF THE CENTURY LADIES AND GENTS
I pick
Jack Daniels {sic} pepsi




(with jack daniels)

[RoboticSilence]

Aren't you underage?

[Sovereign]

Pft since whene has age ever stopped YOU from doing anything. It sure as hell hasnt stopped me any.

[Great-Thanatos]

1.) Do you sleep naked?
2.) Do you beat off to chicks in your dreams?
3.) Do you ever dream of killing people?
4.) Do you look at porno and beat off while someone is in your house?
5.) Do you read german?
^^ ^^

[Medieval Bob]

Why does everyone seem to be fantasizing about Ark pounding the pud? I can understand asking questions. Hell, I can ever understand asking a question of this nature I suppose... Several? Wtf?

[RoboticSilence]

Some people are curious.

[Titusfied]

Because they want to know if they are normal with their actions probably... This thread kinda sucks, mainly because these answers aren't witty, funny, or clever in any way, shape, or form. Someone like Raziel, Grav, or Robotic need to make one of these threads for it to be interesting.

[Arkantis]

Anywho. Favorite color?
Black
Aren't you underage?
Yes
1.) Do you sleep naked?
No
2.) Do you beat off to chicks in your dreams?
NO
3.) Do you ever dream of killing people?
Often
4.) Do you look at porno and beat off while someone is in your house?
Never
5.) Do you read German?
NO
Why does this thread exist.
Why don’t your questions have a question marks at the end? And because I made it.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Since I have ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE, ask me questions and I will awnser them in the best way fit.
Do you find Lady Bugs sexy? (directed at both of you)

[Penny_Bags]

Staying on the topic of homoerotic questions:

Whats the wierdest thing you've ever beat off to?

How long is your dub?

Wanna chunnel?

[KagomJack]

Do you think that DFD is into insect porn as I think he is? If I told you he jacks off to Dung Beetle's mating, would you find it amusing, sick, or wouldn't you care? (Directed at both of you.)
Uhm, I just find that creepy as fuck :o But i'm more psychotic than DFD is, and more disturbing. But I find it sick.

Staying on the topic of homoerotic questions:

Whats the wierdest thing you've ever beat off to?

How long is your dub?

Wanna chunnel?
I really think the weirdest thing i ever beat off to was a woman screwing a snake (dude, i was drunk :( And yes, I drank behind my mom's back, but only that one time, i was semi-aware of what happened)

Why does it matter how long it is? If you aren't my sex partner (wife) than it isn't your business.

Uhm, chunneling is bad for my heart. >.> <.<

[Sovereign]

1) what is your age?
2) what is your grade in school?
3) Did you reallu jack off to a woman fucking a snake....?
4) why did you do that?
5) you know that god looks down on you for masturbating?

[KagomJack]

1) what is your age?
2) what is your grade in school?
3) Did you reallu jack off to a woman fucking a snake....?
4) why did you do that?
5) you know that god looks down on you for masturbating?
I am 16
I am a Sophomore
No I didn't, I just really didn't have anything to say about weird jacking off
I didn't (I have had alcohol, but never been drunk)
Yes I know, but usually I'm sorry and I end up going to confession anyway :(

[Sovereign]

How hard must it be to confess to a holy man that you jack off?

[KagomJack]

How hard must it be to confess to a holy man that you jack off?
Very fucking hard :cry: Dude, I try to be good, but yeah, I'm trying to not jack off. But humans screw up, just get back on and try again.

[Grav]

I don't want to hear about the lives of losers. If I did, I'd go read one of D3V's past posts. You guys are above this [or maybe not]. FFS, close this.

[KagomJack]

I don't want to hear about the lives of losers. If I did, I'd go read one of D3V's past posts. You guys are above this [or maybe not]. FFS, close this.
Why so angry? The thread is for entertainment and General Convo. Enjoy it and join in. Ask us a question that is WORTH thinking about.

Arkantis, what is your favorite subject in school (if you have one)?

[Grav]

Fine. I will bite, and ask about the lives of losers. KagomJack, are you a social outcast in your school/neighborhood?

The fact that you're writing a story about high schoolers getting torturted to death kind of tips me off to that fact.

[Sovereign]

Why do people liek you consistantly read threads that make you want to hit someone? Simple, DONT LOOK. Holy shit. Its not breaking any rules, its staying open.

Kagom,

1) Do you find any of your female teachers attractive?

2) Have you ever had a crush on a girl solely because of her looks?

3) What is the most illegal or dangerous thing that you have done?

4) Are you on any special medication?

5) If you are what special meds are you on, and for what?

[KagomJack]

Fine. I will bite, and ask about the lives of losers. KagomJack, are you a social outcast in your school/neighborhood?

The fact that you're writing a story about high schoolers getting torturted to death kind of tips me off to that fact.
I'm a social outcast in school, but a lot of people like me at school, go figure.

Kagom,

1) Do you find any of your female teachers attractive?

2) Have you ever had a crush on a girl solely because of her looks?

3) What is the most illegal or dangerous thing that you have done?

4) Are you on any special medication?

5) If you are what special meds are you on, and for what?

1) No, because i have not had an attractive female teacher yet

2) Yes. I've had 2 of them. Kelly (who i still am in love with, go figure) and whitney poff (really good person, friends with her)

3) I downloaded GTA III without paying for it

4) Used to be on ritalin, not anymore.

5) For a form of ADHD, see #4

[Gunbound]

Ok Arkantis...uh Ever slept at a girls house
Make fun of your freinds alot?
Ever seen a live woman Naked?

[Penny_Bags]

AND I REPEAT...

How... long... is... your... dub...?

answer... hurry... im losing my wood.

[Medieval Bob]

ROFL!!

Actually... I hope you're joking.

If you are joking, ROFL!

Otherwise... Nah, you must be joking.

So, I reiterate, ROFL!

[Sovereign]

Ok Arkantis...uh Ever slept at a girls house
Make fun of your freinds alot?
Ever seen a live woman Naked?

As opposed to a dead one?

1) What kind of pets do you have?

2) If applicable, what are your pets names?

3) What nationailty are you?

4) Are you for or against the legalization of Marijuana for responsible usage?

5) Why did you answer number 4 the way you did?

6) Am i annoying you with so many stupid questions?

7) What is your theory on the creation of the universe?

8) What college do you plan to go to?

9) Have you ever been in fist fights at school?

10) What is your favorite soda drink?

[Sovereign]

I know... i was attempting to make a "witty" remark, ijust noticed i failed horribly.

[Dan XIII]

How many questions about sex are the two of you going to be asked by the time this thread closes?

[Penny_Bags]

How many questions about sex are the two of you going to be asked by the time this thread closes? Masturbation isn't sex.

Yes Bob, to confirm, of course I was kidding :).

[Medieval Bob]

Which of the following sentences is true and which is false:

The sentence below is true.
The sentence above is false.
If there must be an answer, then it shall be as follows.

If the bottom statement does not fit one or more of these definitions, (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=true) then it may be classified as untrue. Therefore, the top statement would be false, and the bottom statement would have just been proven true.

Example: The bottom statement cheated on his girlfriend. He is unfaithful; he is untrue. The top statement proclaims him to be true, and it is false. The bottom statement, claiming that the top is false, would then be true.

Senseless... I know.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Nevermind Grav, he likes to bitch about things that he can easily avoid by simply not reading the thread.

But anyway, you did not answer my lady bug question, motherfucker!

Another:
Do you eat pudding mix out of the bag / box?

[Gunbound]

Or ya know Coco or however the hell you spell it do you eat that like straight from the tin? Cuase I do and its delicious

[Jessifer]

Do you like Smarties? If so, do you enjoy crushing them up into a fine powder like I do? Yummah!

[Sovereign]

Irregardless of what you think will happen in the future, nothing is wrong with it at the moment. If it bothers you that much, as i said earlier, ignore it. Its people like you who post off-topic pointless shit like "this thread sucks" and whatnot , causing it to go downhill, now unless you have a postive contribution to the thread at hand, stuff it.

Arktanis:

1) Have you ever prank called someone and REALLY pissed them off?

2) Retarded question: Paper or plastic

3) What is your "dream car"

4) Whats the one thing about America that you hate?

5) What do you think of our current president?

6) Do you use dial up, cable or dsl.

7) This is the last set of questions i am gonna post, are you happy?

[Thanatos]

LMAO Sov. Nice deletion of my posts. Did I hurt your feelings, buddy?

No, the thread WAS going to hell. I cleared out all spam. I couldnt give a rats ass on what you have to say, as you are a complete loudmouthed moron.Keep posting these off topic things. i dare you. see what happens.

[KagomJack]

Arkantis, do you support PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) or PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

But on a serious note, what do you think of PETA's giving out horrifying fliers/comics with a woman stabbing a bunny rabbit to death with the title "Your Mommy Kills Animals" to turn the kids into vegetarians (i know that happened December 17th, but still...)?

[kaos]

Do you support gays? BECAUSE IF YOU DO!!! :mad:

[KagomJack]

Do you support gays? BECAUSE IF YOU DO!!! :mad:
No, because if I did, i'd support beastiality and prostitution. And all 3 are bad. (Just my opinion because I am of a Catholic background) :head: I also am very much against same sex marriage.

[kaos]

Well. If I knew what beastiality was, I'd agree with you one hundred and 3 percent.

[Sovereign]

Beastiality is having sex with animals.

[kaos]

Does it count for animals having sex with other animals?

[Sovereign]

No its human on animal...wwhy so curious -_-

[Jessifer]

Maybe he's one of those people who has a strange obsession for The Discovery Channel?

[Arkantis]

Do you find Lady Bugs sexy? Do you find Lady Bugs sexy?
NO
Whats the wierdest thing you've ever beat off to?
Um, nothing..
How long is your dub?
None of your buisness
Wanna chunnel?
NO
1) what is your age?
15
2) what is your grade in school?
freshman
3Did you reallu jack off to a woman fucking a snake....?
None of your buisness
4) why did you do that?
I didnt
5) you know that god looks down on you for masturbating?
Ehhh, not releigon.
Ever slept at a girls house
Yes
Make fun of your freinds alot?
Yes, all in fun
Ever seen a live woman Naked?
Yes
1) What kind of pets do you have?
Dog
2) If applicable, what are your pets names?
Star
3) What nationailty are you?
Italian, and whatever shit is on my moms side
4) Are you for or against the legalization of Marijuana for responsible usage?
Havent tried it, don’t know
5) Why did you answer number 4 the way you did?
I haven’t tried it
6) Am i annoying you with so many stupid questions?
Not really
7) What is your theory on the creation of the universe?
Genesis (that’s in the bible.)
8) What college do you plan to go to?
College?
9) Have you ever been in fist fights at school?
No
10) What is your favorite soda drink?
Buddies grape
How many questions about sex are the two of you going to be asked by the time this thread closes?
A lot, like maybe 6587612354
Do you eat pudding mix out of the bag / box?
NO
Or ya know Coco or however the hell you spell it do you eat that like straight from the tin?
NO
Do you like Smarties? If so, do you enjoy crushing them up into a fine powder like I do?
Yes and Yes
1) Have you ever prank called someone and REALLY pissed them off?
Yes, gunbound
2) Retarded question: Paper or plastic
Plastic
3) What is your "dream car"
Elise
4) Whats the one thing about America that you hate?
gunbounds freedom of speech
5) What do you think of our current president?
Not the greatest, but they elected him, and should support him.
6) Do you use dial up, cable or dsl.
DSL
7) This is the last set of questions i am gonna post, are you happy?
What why?
Arkantis, do you support PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) or PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)
The second
But on a serious note, what do you think of PETA's giving out horrifying fliers/comics with a woman stabbing a bunny rabbit to death with the title "Your Mommy Kills Animals" to turn the kids into vegetarians (i know that happened December 17th, but still...)?
That is bad, why do that.
Do you support gays?
I hate them soo much
Does it count for animals having sex with other animals?
No
Maybe he's one of those people who has a strange obsession for The Discovery Channel?
Not me, I don’t know about Kaos.

[Adrenachrome]

How often do you go to Busch Gardens I live about 45 minutes from it and I go several times a year.

Kings Dominion is about 2 hours away from me so I only go there once or twice a year. But it is more fun.

[Arkantis]

I went to busch gardens virginia once, but I live in MN it prolly isnt gonna happen again.
I wish I lived in VB.

[Adrenachrome]

I live at the Ocean Front in VB playa.

[Arkantis]

I Was There!!!

[Adrenachrome]

You've been to my home town, how sweet!

[Gunbound]

Ever seen a live woman Naked?
Yes When in the hell have you seen a live women naked, next to your mom. NOT A FLAME I THINK WE ALL HAVE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE!

[Arkantis]

Being that my mom is a woman, and she isnt dead, she counts, bitch.

[Thanatos]

So you haven't seen a woman naked besides your mom?

[Arkantis]

On the internet yes, in real life NO,you see I have seen ones with no tops but that isnt exactly that.