Job Interviews...How to NOT get the job.

[PozerPunk]

Alright, here's the scenario:

You go in for a job interview.

You really wanna screw up badly so you DON'T get the job...but how?

(PLEASE be mature about this one i.e.- no "Whip out your cock" or "Piss on him" or "Gay sex0r...etc.")

Here's mine:

Walk in, rush straight to the nearest phone, dial 9-1-1, and say "Man down, man down!!!"

:D

-PozerPunk (Can't wait)

[Xenn]

Start asking the boss/interviewer what makes HIM qualified to be in charge.

[Penguin]

walk in slowly and then jab him in the eye with your thumb! After that jump around his office and burn his papers and then whip it out, whip out that bottle of cheeze whizz and put it all over the wall saying "ZELARON ROXXORZ JOO"

[Randuin]

rofl... i like all of them... but ya... u can always just say... i'm a bum and i want you

[JRwakebord]

tell him a knock-knock joke

knock-knock

whos there?

me, the guy who slept with your mother last night

[mightychicken]

ask him if he saw last nights episode of insomniac with dave atell

[Randuin]

rofl

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Occasionally shout out as loud as you can"ZELARON R0XX0RZ J00 R B0XX0RZ!". Or, as you leave, tell him you love him

Boss: It was nice seeing you
You: Nice seeing you to. Goodbye! I love you!
Boss:...

[Randuin]

rofl... just say Zelaron ownz j00 and u suxx0r and u'll be outta there

[PozerPunk]

Har har har!

So far the best is the "I love you" one...bwahhahahahha.

Keep em commin!

-PozerPunk (Commin...not the orgasm)

[JRwakebord]

no orgasm? damn. there goes my night. u could also walk in with just a blazer on, no shirt underneath. unless ur applying at chippendales, that mite do it

[mightychicken]

Originally posted by Randuin
rofl... just say Zelaron ownz j00 and u suxx0r and u'll be outta there

nah, they wont realize how much this place sucks until they actually come here.

[McScrotum Itch]

go nekkid

[PozerPunk]

Well I don't know about that...

Cause if I walked in naked...they'd hire me in a second.

:d

-PozerPunk (I'm a sexy beast)

[McScrotum Itch]

you mean you actually went for that ugliest person when naked job?

[JRwakebord]

lol ouch. hmmm... maybe if u went in with ur jacket on backwards and sat there drooling on the desk, whilst eating a banana with the peel still on

[McScrotum Itch]

or you could insert the banana in your rectum and speak through your arse. :eek:

[JRwakebord]

would u be muffled by the banana?

[McScrotum Itch]

nah it's like talking with a cigar in your mouth. Imagine it.

[Randuin]

try to grab the guys dick and if it's a chick grab the boobs... u'll get kicked out instantly

[McScrotum Itch]

You might get laid too :ezekiel:

[Randuin]

well in that case... BITE :)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Screw biting... just walk in, let everything go as normal, yet right at the end, call them a fag0rt or something...

[Randuin]

rofl... ya that'd work too

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Or just do something simple, like ignor him/her and play with a pencil or something...

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Or try licking yourself during the interview... *licks arm* So, do you think I'm right for the job?

[Randuin]

rofl... ya... and act like a retard :D

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Then you'd get hired for sure... damn equal rights... lol

[Randuin]

rofl... they have that in canada?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Wisconsin...

[Randuin]

now this is just a pointless thread now

[Wiccan][V][asta]

yeah... but who cares? it's spam. this is a forum for spam.

[Randuin]

k... fine spamity spam spam spam

[Wiccan][V][asta]

spam-diddly-iscious!

[Randuin]

yes... spam that's it... good spam

[Wiccan][V][asta]

www.spam.com subnit fake recepies... lol

[Randuin]

rofl... spam recipes? :D

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Yeah< I posted one in korean... :P


TAEK THE SPAM AND PUTT IT ON CARKERS. THOW ON CHEEZE WIZZZZ. ENJYO! ^^;;

[Randuin]

what? i thought all they said was... kekekekeke spam PK :D

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lol no they have SOME understanding of english... SOME is the key word there

[Randuin]

hehe or make that HARDLY? or may be even NEARLY NONE? hehe... but all their h is k... so... wkat are you doing?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

sitting here...

[Wiccan][V][asta]

scratching my head

[Randuin]

and fleas fly out onto johnny's weed smoking head :)

[McScrotum Itch]

Timmah!