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RoboticSilence
2004-01-17, 12:56 PM
I'm not lying... I just did. Discuss.
Titusfied
2004-01-17, 01:02 PM
Wow, thats incredible! How long did it take you? Does it work properly? This is mind envoking!
RoboticSilence
2004-01-17, 01:09 PM
Seven years, 86 days, 4 hours, 17 minutes, and 15 seconds. It works alright but occaisionally there is a brain searing electromagnetic pulse eminating from it.
!King_Amazon!
2004-01-17, 01:12 PM
How did you do it?
RoboticSilence
2004-01-17, 01:17 PM
It took a lot of research into advanced quantum physics and college-level thermodynamics. I had to first build a fusion reactor to power the light bulb construction device. Once that was built I had to finish writing the code for the subroutines to assimilate the raw materials into a lamp. Once the lamp was created I had to figure a way to hook it to the power source. This is where the quantum physics comes in. I had to create the holding device so that when the light was created, it would refract on the lens and bend into the fabric of time to cause the light to actually come on roughly one millisecond before the device actually gains power. I would go into more detail about what I have discovered, but it's really quite complicated.
uncapped
2004-01-17, 01:30 PM
How many watts is it?
RoboticSilence
2004-01-17, 01:35 PM
One hundred and eighty-six thousand five hundred and seventy.
Grav
2004-01-17, 02:05 PM
Is that real ultimate power?
Sovereign
2004-01-17, 02:46 PM
Good job Robotic!
p1ng
2004-01-17, 04:55 PM
This is amazing. This means he broke character and did something.
Sovereign
2004-01-17, 05:04 PM
I want proof damnit. Take a pic of that lucky light bulb.
zagggon
2004-01-17, 05:12 PM
wow
Penguin
2004-01-18, 01:28 AM
Splended indeed!
Medieval Bob
2004-01-18, 08:01 AM
I want proof damnit. Take a pic of that lucky light bulb.
http://www.kernanassoc.com/bulb.jpg
Penny_Bags
2004-01-18, 09:28 AM
Was it a dead sexy lightbulb?
Tai
2004-01-18, 10:49 AM
Was it a dead sexy lightbulb?

Yes, yes it is.
Grav
2004-01-18, 10:51 AM
Splended indeed!

Splendeed!
Thanatos
2004-01-18, 12:11 PM
Three cheers for Robotic! Hip hip hooray..! You get the point..
zagggon
2004-01-18, 01:04 PM
I like the big light bulbs better then the little ones.
Dan XIII
2004-01-18, 11:05 PM
I change light bulbs all the time.At least you didn't get electrocuted
PureRebel
2004-01-23, 06:48 AM
how many ppl like robotic duz it take to change a lightbulb? 60- 1 to hold the light bult and the rest to spin the house around

hehehe old but i wanted to post the joke..
Sovereign
2004-01-23, 07:32 AM
how many ppl like robotic duz it take to change a lightbulb? 60- 1 to hold the light bult and the rest to spin the house around

hehehe old but i wanted to post the joke..

Its not too old!!!! thats the first time i heard it
Dar_Win
2004-01-23, 11:33 AM
OMG, how did u you do it???
pr0xy
2004-01-23, 11:38 AM
how many ppl like robotic duz it take to change a lightbulb? 60- 1 to hold the light bult and the rest to spin the house around

hehehe old but i wanted to post the joke..
Actuly only 58 can spin the house... The other one is too busy correcting your spelling. Yeah so umm... Did you keep a progress journal?
DrowningOnAir
2004-01-23, 12:02 PM
Wow, There's a burnt out lightbulb in my room but I am not half as good enough to change it. Two Thumbs Up.
RoboticSilence
2004-01-23, 12:34 PM
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink until the room spins.
pr0xy
2004-01-23, 12:37 PM
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink until the room spins.
I went to ireland(Im Irish) And wow... Can those guys drink!