The neverending story

[Hades-Knight]

Ok all you have to do is follow up on what the last person said ...
Pls dont post stupid shit
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Once upon a time when dragons ruled the earth, the pope called out for a hero..... he was ....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

nowhere to be found until one day, a wanderer walked into a small town...

[Hades-Knight]

he was wearing a black rope that covered his face and he carried a large sword in his back..

[PozerPunk]

...and his name was...

PozerPunk!

His muscules were huge, but his.... wasn't :(

-PozerPunk (Heh, you know)

[Hades-Knight]

nah thats a gay name

[Wiccan][V][asta]

his name was Xan. :)

[JRwakebord]

and he was looking to get laid...

[HLomegasin]

then he found himself an old fat lady who charges free...he felt

[PozerPunk]

her large flabby breasts...and he took pleasure in it...

Just then PozerPunk, a.k.a. Xan, realized that it wasn't an old lady at all...but a feared DRAGON!!!

So quickly he...

-PozerPunk (Ahhh a dragon!)

[JRwakebord]

whipped it out, and beat the dragon over the head with it, except.....

[Hades-Knight]

took out his sword and *inserted* it ont he dragon's mouth, just after realizing it wasnt the dragon's mouth it was the whore-lady's vagina he left and went on his quest.....

[JRwakebord]

unfortuantly, the old lady had plenty of STDs, so his member began to burn. ohh... the pain....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

So he cut it off to prevent spreading. ANYWAYS, he was heading towards the dragons keep, when...

[PozerPunk]

He noticed that he had gotten crabs and herpes.

Poor man, so he quickly rushed over to Alkor, the potion maker, to make him a potion so that he could get better...

-PozerPunk (Heal me Alkor)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

He drank the potion and continued on the way to the dragons keep.

[JohnnyTAE]

where he found a magical...

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Ring! (LOTR!) lol j/k



he found a magical staff, named...

[PozerPunk]

Shakira!

Then he took the staff and proceeded to...

-PozerPunk (Ummm)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Head up the mountain when he was ambushed by...

[JohnnyTAE]

the deepest depths of the dragons cave

just when he noticed....

[Hades-Knight]

that his sword was flashing, then he went deeper in to the cave and it became darker and darker each step he took when suddenly.......

[PozerPunk]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
Head up the mountain when he was ambushed by...

A group of giant green monkeys that danced like this:

:jump:

So he cautiously...

-PozerPunk (Darn monkeys)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

raped each monkey. After that he...

[Hades-Knight]

swap his sword around their necks

[Wiccan][V][asta]

and killed them all. He got bored and continued on his way, he was a branch off, looked dangerous... he debated which path to choose...

[Hades-Knight]

He invoked the spirit of the jedi to guide him and to choose the right path then he went to the RIGHT, with sword in hand and shield ready he slowly moved trhu the dark cave until a flame was shot and he quickly blocked it with his shield

[Wiccan][V][asta]

He realized it was a minor dragon, and quickly slain it with his sword. He was feeling weak so he ate some flesh. After that he...

[JRwakebord]

continued along untill he found a giant castle, which contained....

[Hades-Knight]

when he was in the castle's bridge he saw it belonged to a witch sorceress and her young daughter which was standing in a window, the knight fell in love for her.........when the witch sorceress saw him she imprisoned him in a magical prison..

[Wiccan][V][asta]

but the witches daguhter broke him out and they had wild goat secks... after that

[PozerPunk]

...she gave birth to lots of little goats...

And named them all PozerPunk I, PozerPunk II, PozerPunk III, PozerPunk IV...etc.

-PozerPunk (Goats are fun)

[Hades-Knight]

But then a really big dragon came flying while they were dancing in the roof of the castle and took the princess in his claws and took off flying to the east, the sorceress tried to shoot the dragon down with magical spells but she failed, the sorceress apologized to the knight and then she magically coverted his armor,shield and sword ..... then she told him he must find her daughter and if he did he could marry her

[Hades-Knight]

Hey pozer could you pls stop posting that crap? if your not gonna be serious then dont mes up the story

[PozerPunk]

Crap? Excuse me?

SOME of us around here consider it "lyrical genius".

:p

Just kiddin with ya man, no prob, I'll cut the BS. :D

Continue on now, heh.

-PozerPunk (Meanie)

[Hades-Knight]

Originally posted by Knight-Rider
But then a really big dragon came flying while they were dancing in the roof of the castle and took the princess in his claws and took off flying to the east, the sorceress tried to shoot the dragon down with magical spells but she failed, the sorceress apologized to the knight and then she magically coverted his armor,shield and sword ..... then she told him he must find her daughter and if he did he could marry her


Ok lets keep going

[PozerPunk]

...summoned a large eagle for the knight to travel on in search of the Princess.

As the knight was in pursuit of the dragon, he appeared to be getting shot at from below him. He was astonished when he looked down and saw...

-PozerPunk (What did he see?)

[Hades-Knight]

Orcs were trhwoing javalins and arrows to him, one of the arrows hit the eagle's claw and it made a jump so quick that the knight fell.....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

why would they THROW arrows... lol


but, he was falling soo fast, but an old friend he hadn't seen for awhile, a Wiccan, saved him using a levitation spell. Wiccan set him down...

[PozerPunk]

...and told him a long story about how he could find the ability to use magic.

So the knight searched deep within himself for 5 days, and finally, on the 6th day, he began to feel something strange...something new...

-PozerPunk (What could it be? Magic perhaps?)

[Hades-Knight]

He felt the princess hearth and decided to leave his wiccan friend and search for his girl...........

He wandered alone from sea to mountains until finally one day...

[JRwakebord]

but when he found her with the dragon, he discovered....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

that they were having freaky dragon/human sex! :bitch:

(sorry I wanted to post a useless one just for fun! :))

[Xenn]

The knight was so astonished he ripped his one and only condom in half, then marched away, discovering..


( Hint: Princess bra - sexy results ;) )

[Wiccan][V][asta]

his princess threw her bra at him, hit him in the head and knocked him out.. when he woke up he smelled a sweet aroma. he was in a bed, with tons of pillows, and see thru cloth draped all over it... he awoke to see...

[Hades-Knight]

that he had been :0wn:

But the the dragon cam in and said :cats:



and the knight said :whtusay:


then the princess walked in and they lived happy 4 ever they had little dragon knights .


THE END!!!!!





:cls:

[PozerPunk]

...the dragon looming over him with his jaws wide open!

At that instant, the knight rolled over and un-sheathed his sword!

As the dragon moved in to attack...

-PozerPunk (What next what next?!)

[JRwakebord]

he jumped out of the way and swung his sword with all his might. When he looked to see how much he hurt the dragon, he saw....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

a huge gash on the dragons chest, yet when he looked again, it was healing itself at a rather rapid rate! What to do...?



-Wiccan][V][asta (No cuttin off heads, cut it off and another dragon grows...)

[JRwakebord]

he looked aroound, and saw the perfect weapon to use, and it was a....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Spatula!!! j/k

It was a magical sword called Seiko! With Seiko, he could slay the dragon, but it needed enchantment, so the wounds would not heal.. this is where his Wiccan friend comes in. Using his magic, he summons Wiccan, and when asked to enchant the sword Wiccan says...

[mak60]

Then Wiccan pulls his pants down and submits himself to the dragon.

End of Story.

j/k I cannot choose when this story ends, much too much to still happen!

[PozerPunk]

...Wiccan says, of course I will, but I need a magical portus bush from the forest.

So the knight rode off into the forest in search of the prized portus bush...

-PozerPunk (Portus?)

[JRwakebord]

but whilst in the forest, he encounters the knights of Nee! Oh the horror! what to do? "Nee! Nee!" so he.....

[Xenn]

runs away like a little girl.

[JRwakebord]

and runs right off a cliff, and as hes falling,.....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

but his friend Wiccan saves his ass ONCE AGAIN. Wiccan joins him in the fight with the Dragon, and they head towards his mountain again.

[Xenn]

Here's the whole story so far (--<text>-- is commentary that isn't actually part of the story.):

"Once upon a time when dragons ruled the earth, the pople called out for a hero..... he was ....nowhere to be found until one day, a wanderer walked into a small town...
he was wearing a black rope that covered his face and he carried a large sword in his back..
...and his name was...
PozerPunk!
His muscules were huge, but his.... wasn't :-("

--Nah thats a gay name--
--his name was Xan :-)--

"and he was looking to get laid...
then he found himself an old fat lady who charges free...he felt
her large flabby breasts...and he took pleasure in it...
Just then PozerPunk, a.k.a. Xan, realized that it wasn't an old lady at all...but a feared DRAGON!!!
So quickly he...
whipped it out, and beat the dragon over the head with it, except.....
took out his sword and *inserted* it ont he dragon's mouth, just after realizing it wasnt the dragon's mouth it was the whore-lady's vagina he left and went on his quest.....
unfortuantly, the old lady had plenty of STDs, so his member began to burn. ohh... the pain....
So he cut it off to prevent spreading. ANYWAYS, he was heading towards the dragons keep, when...
He noticed that he had gotten crabs and herpes.
Poor man, so he quickly rushed over to Alkor, the potion maker, to make him a potion so that he could get better...
He drank the potion and continued on the way to the dragons keep.
where he found a magical..."

--Ring! (LOTR!) lol j/k--

"he found a magical staff, named...
Shakira!
Then he took the staff and proceeded to...
Head up the mountain when he was ambushed by...
the deepest depths of the dragons cave
just when he noticed....
that his sword was flashing, then he went deeper in to the cave and it became darker and darker each step he took when suddenly.......
A group of giant green monkeys that danced like this:

:jump:

So he cautiously...
raped each monkey. After that he...
swap his sword around their necks
and killed them all. He got bored and continued on his way, he was a branch off, looked dangerous... he debated which path to choose...
He invoked the spirit of the jedi to guide him and to choose the right path then he went to the RIGHT, with sword in hand and shield ready he slowly moved trhu the dark cave until a flame was shot and he quickly blocked it with his shield
He realized it was a minor dragon, and quickly slain it with his sword. He was feeling weak so he ate some flesh. After that he...
continued along untill he found a giant castle, which contained....
when he was in the castle's bridge he saw it belonged to a witch sorceress and her young daughter which was standing in a window, the knight fell in love for her.........when the witch sorceress saw him she imprisoned him in a magical prison..
but the witches daguhter broke him out and they had wild goat secks... after that
...she gave birth to lots of little goats...
And named them all PozerPunk I, PozerPunk II, PozerPunk III, PozerPunk IV...etc.
But then a really big dragon came flying while they were dancing in the roof of the castle and took the princess in his claws and took off flying to the east, the sorceress tried to shoot the dragon down with magical spells but she failed, the sorceress apologized to the knight and then she magically coverted his armor,shield and sword ..... then she told him he must find her daughter and if he did he could marry her"

--Hey pozer could you pls stop posting that crap? if your not gonna be serious then dont mes up the story--

--Crap? Excuse me?
SOME of us around here consider it "lyrical genius".
Just kiddin with ya man, no prob, I'll cut the BS.
Continue on now, heh.--
--Ok lets keep going--

"...summoned a large eagle for the knight to travel on in search of the Princess.
As the knight was in pursuit of the dragon, he appeared to be getting shot at from below him. He was astonished when he looked down and saw...
Orcs were trhwoing javalins and arrows to him, one of the arrows hit the eagle's claw and it made a jump so quick that the knight fell....."

--why would they THROW arrows... lol--

" but, he was falling soo fast, but an old friend he hadn't seen for awhile, a Wiccan, saved him using a levitation spell. Wiccan set him down...
...and told him a long story about how he could find the ability to use magic.
So the knight searched deep within himself for 5 days, and finally, on the 6th day, he began to feel something strange...something new...
He felt the princess hearth and decided to leave his wiccan friend and search for his girl...........
He wandered alone from sea to mountains until finally one day...
but when he found her with the dragon, he discovered....
that they were having freaky dragon/human sex!"

--(sorry I wanted to post a useless one just for fun! :))--

"The knight was so astonished he ripped his one and only condom in half, then marched away, discovering.."

--( Hint: Princess bra - sexy results ;) )--

"his princess threw her bra at him, hit him in the head and knocked him out.. when he woke up he smelled a sweet aroma. he was in a bed, with tons of pillows, and see thru cloth draped all over it... he awoke to see...
that he had been :0wn:
But the the dragon cam in and said :cats:
and the knight said :whtusay:
then the princess walked in and they lived happy 4 ever they had little dragon knights .
THE END!!!!!

:cls:"

--not actually the end--

"...the dragon looming over him with his jaws wide open!
At that instant, the knight rolled over and un-sheathed his sword!
As the dragon moved in to attack...
he jumped out of the way and swung his sword with all his might. When he looked to see how much he hurt the dragon, he saw....
a huge gash on the dragons chest, yet when he looked again, it was healing itself at a rather rapid rate! What to do...?
he looked aroound, and saw the perfect weapon to use, and it was a...."

--Spatula!!! j/k--

" It was a magical sword called Seiko! With Seiko, he could slay the dragon, but it needed enchantment, so the wounds would not heal.. this is where his Wiccan friend comes in. Using his magic, he summons Wiccan, and when asked to enchant the sword Wiccan says..."

--Then Wiccan pulls his pants down and submits himself to the dragon.
End of Story.
j/k I cannot choose when this story ends, much too much to still happen!--

"of course I will, but I need a magical portus bush from the forest.
So the knight rode off into the forest in search of the prized portus bush...
but whilst in the forest, he encounters the knights of Nee! Oh the horror! what to do? "Nee! Nee!" so he.....
runs away like a little girl.
and runs right off a cliff, and as hes falling,....."

Pretty interesting.. can you tell where a new person picks up? (When it doesn't have the "..." of course.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I can sorta tell... nice story tho... lol it holds true potential to be a bestseller. :)

[Randuin]

... As he's falling Wiccan comes and catches Xan and Xan accidentally stabs Wiccan with his sword and they both begin falling again

[Wiccan][V][asta]

but Wiccan regenerates, and they don't fall, because Wiccan was on solid ground.

[Randuin]

Wiccan laughs and Xan stabs him in the ass. Then you look at Xan again... He carries the plague of evilness... He is now evil and hoping to stab more of his friends.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

But Wiccan doesnt... he has his shots... lol anyways, Wiccan wanders off never to be mentioned in THIS story, and Xan...

[Randuin]

Runs around like an idiot on drugs hoping to stab more innocent spammers.

[PozerPunk]

...how did this story get so off-topic??

Let's get it back ON-TOPIC, I liked where it was headed...

:p

-PozerPunk (Back on topic boys!)

[Randuin]

PozerPunk stands in the way of Xan. "In the name of Spam! I say you evil adventurer Xan STOP!" "Fuck you stupid spammer!" Stabs PozerPunk

[Wiccan][V][asta]

PozerPunk rapes Randuin, and runs off... lol

[Randuin]

Randuin steps off the stage and asks to be never thrown on again

[Wiccan][V][asta]

okay. Anyways, Xan now heads back to the castle where the dragon is located when he is ambushed by a bunch of thugs...

[Randuin]

He stabs all the thugs and continue walking.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

because he's like blade, really cool. But once he reaches the dragons keep he sees the dragon sittting atop the mountain...

[Randuin]

he flies up to the dragon and stabs the dragon to death

[PozerPunk]

The Knight puts on his rocketpack and flies up to meet the dragon face to face.

The knight can feel the dragon's breath on him, and as the dragon opens his mouth, the knight seeing a ball of fire forming in the dragon's throat...

-PozerPunk (Better get a hose...)

[Randuin]

the knight goes " hrmmm... nice sauna"

[JRwakebord]

and pisses down the dragons throat to put out the flames

[Wiccan][V][asta]

but the dragon just knocks the pee away with wind from his wing, and shoots the fire....

[JRwakebord]

which burns off the knights pubes, so then he...

[Wiccan][V][asta]

decides to draw some on with a perm. marker. Anyways, the fire ignites his jetpack, and blows up. but our her isn't dead!

[JRwakebord]

he survived the long fall to the ground! unfortuanatly, he has a broken leg...

[PozerPunk]

And fortunately his friend Wiccan was nearby, so Wiccan put a cast on it.

It healed very nicely in 6 weeks, and then the knight rode off into the sunset.

-PozerPunk (The End)

[JRwakebord]

the end?? NEVER!!! but he jumped off the horse, and...

[Randuin]

Xan gets stabbed to death by death and the thugs felt sorry so they gave him a serious cremation

[blood knight]

After hours of traveling to the dragons keep,, he realized he was he was going in the wrong direction.

[PozerPunk]

Originally posted by blood knight
After hours of traveling to the dragons keep,, he realized he was he was going in the wrong direction.

How could be traveling if he was just stabbed to death and cremated?

I smell a conspiracy...

-PozerPunk (Oh well)

[Randuin]

May be it's the road of death... Well continuing on with the story.

"While on the road of death... Satan didn't think Xan was worthy of Hell so hey threw Xan out of it.. And God didn't think Xan was worthy of Heaven... So Xan is now homeless as a hobo ghost!"

[PozerPunk]

Awwww...

Poor little ghost...

"Then Xan went to purgatory where he was renamed 'Casper' and got his own Movies/TV show."

:D

-PozerPunk (He became famous!)

[Randuin]

rofl

[JRwakebord]

wait? where the heck IS he???

[Randuin]

errr... In the Void :D

[JRwakebord]

falling into the abyss

[Randuin]

ya... what ever u say...

[JRwakebord]

lol im so lost

[McScrotum Itch]

^^

You're in Vietnam

[Randuin]

Everyone dies and the story ends

[PozerPunk]

Wait wait wait!

"And from the rubble from the catastrophic battle emerged...a slug. So the slug was then named Pozer, and went on his merry way. Soon, Pozer (The Slug) came across a grocery store controlled by Penguins and..."

-PozerPunk (A new story!)

[JRwakebord]

they poured salt on him and he died. the end of pozer. next story please!!

once there was a pimp, who was working the streets of Saint Louey...

[PozerPunk]

...and he got killed in a drive-by shooting.

Poor guy.

Next.

:d

-PozerPunk (Hehe)

[JRwakebord]

dammit. ok... so there was this guy..... who lived in the sewers....name was pozer....

[McScrotum Itch]

...He drank everyone's urine and ate everyone's fecal matter and died of septicemia. :eek:

[JRwakebord]

i was gonna say a crocodile killed him, but ok! next!

[McScrotum Itch]

wtf crocs don't live in sewers, i should know, i'm aussie.

[Randuin]

OMG... stop the nonsense... everyone dies (for the ???? time) THE END

[McScrotum Itch]

it's not nonsense, I'm an Aussie I swear to god, just look at my gigantic penis. :eek:

[Randuin]

how do we know ur not japanese with a fake dick?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I think he does have a fake dick..

[Randuin]

no duh... japanese always have fake dicks

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Not nessecarily... sometimes some are able to accept it's small size

[Randuin]

hehe but their wives can't so they forced to get fake dicks :D

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Unless there gay... :eek: gay small penis japanese secks!

[Randuin]

ewk bah

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Yeah.. anyways if this keeps up ill move tho flame forum...

[Randuin]

let's stop the small dick thing

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Duh... I just said that.. anyways back on topic..

[Randuin]

what WAS the topic?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Absolutly no clue... teehee

[Randuin]

let's just spam then... SPAM

[Wiccan][V][asta]

SPAM

[Wiccan][V][asta]

IS

[Wiccan][V][asta]

VERY VERY

[Wiccan][V][asta]

AWESOME

[Wiccan][V][asta]

AS LONG

[Wiccan][V][asta]

AS ITS

[Wiccan][V][asta]

IN THIS FORUM!! KTHXBYE!! -_-

[Randuin]

spam

[Wiccan][V][asta]

STop abusing your mod powers!


Teehee I sound like you! :p

[Randuin]

i don't got mod powers ;)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Sssuuurrreeeee

[Randuin]

I CAN POST WEEEHEE

[Wiccan][V][asta]

So can I. Weee!

[Randuin]

WEEHEE I"M DOHBOY I"M GAY

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Wtf? Gay..? ;p;

[Wiccan][V][asta]

**lol

[Randuin]

yes... lol

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I think you have problems... lol

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Randuin
WEEHEE I"M DOHBOY I"M GAY

so you finally decide to tell us?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Yeah, and the truth comes out... lol

[Randuin]

no... that was my impression of wiccan when he saw his mom :)

[McScrotum Itch]

fuckarse