DaFrigginDoctah
2004-01-06, 10:24 AM
Three vampires walk into a bar, and sit down at the counter... The bartender walks up to the first vampire and asks "What'll ya' have buddy?"
The first vampire responds, "A Bloody Mary." So the Bartender goes and makes it for him... Then walks up to the second vampire...
Bartender, "What's your order pal?"
"A Bloody Mary", the second vampire responds. So the Bartender says "okay" and makes it for him, then walks up to the third vampire...
Bartender, "And what for you?"
Third Vampire, "A glass of hot water, please."
The Bartender asks, "A glas of hot water??" With a somewhat bewildered look on his face, the third vampire nods, so the bartender gets him a glass of hot water...
When the bartender handed the third vampire the glass, he said "Hey buddy, I gotta ask... Your friends here all got Bloody Mary's, and you got a glass of hot water... ?"
The third vampire rummages through his coat pocket, pulls out a bloody tampon, and says "Tea Time!"
The first vampire responds, "A Bloody Mary." So the Bartender goes and makes it for him... Then walks up to the second vampire...
Bartender, "What's your order pal?"
"A Bloody Mary", the second vampire responds. So the Bartender says "okay" and makes it for him, then walks up to the third vampire...
Bartender, "And what for you?"
Third Vampire, "A glass of hot water, please."
The Bartender asks, "A glas of hot water??" With a somewhat bewildered look on his face, the third vampire nods, so the bartender gets him a glass of hot water...
When the bartender handed the third vampire the glass, he said "Hey buddy, I gotta ask... Your friends here all got Bloody Mary's, and you got a glass of hot water... ?"
The third vampire rummages through his coat pocket, pulls out a bloody tampon, and says "Tea Time!"