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Xenn
2003-12-30, 08:03 PM
Or should've said.


Have to supply or situation or it's stupid, unfunny, and I hate you for it.
Grav
2003-12-30, 08:07 PM
It's not as if I have to remember these things. Every time I open my mouth it's like being graced by the brilliant beauty of an angel. It comes naturally.
uncapped
2003-12-30, 08:09 PM
I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bright!
Xenn
2003-12-30, 08:11 PM
*chainsaw revs*

You jackasses ruined my thread!

Maybe it's the Grand Theft Auto speaking but I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
zagggon
2003-12-30, 08:37 PM
"ShutTFU" would be mine.
uncapped
2003-12-30, 08:38 PM
*chainsaw revs*

You jackasses ruined my thread!

Maybe it's the Grand Theft Auto speaking but I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

You're welcome.
Xenn
2003-12-30, 08:50 PM
You... monster

Picture's worth a thousand words!
uncapped
2003-12-30, 08:56 PM
Snuffy! You killed him!
Xenn
2003-12-30, 09:50 PM
The meaning of life is 42.
RoboticSilence
2003-12-30, 09:56 PM
No it isn't it's 42.
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-12-30, 10:32 PM
"Go back to Arab."
Xenn
2003-12-30, 11:39 PM
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-12-30, 11:48 PM
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
... and *pokes* your *interest*.
Xenn
2003-12-30, 11:53 PM
...by which I mean your vagina
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-12-31, 12:10 AM
... With my penis.
!King_Amazon!
2003-12-31, 12:12 AM
No clue, there's been so many witty things I've said. Probably "Insolence is Uneducated Wit" but that took absolutely no thought.
Mydogisyourdog
2003-12-31, 03:20 AM
Mom: Clean your room

Me: Ok.
Eddie_Perez
2003-12-31, 12:05 PM
Over the years I've noticed since engaging in online activities such as these forums, I've grown quite knowledgable in flaming people in real life. It actually owns... like my sis. She just shuts up after a couple seconds of arguing... There's no point to arguing with me...

























Argh, my life is chess board...
Jamesadin
2003-12-31, 04:25 PM
This one person was all up in arms, yelling at me: "I deserve respect from you!" and I said "You need to give respect to deserve it." The table went "Ooooooo". It was pretty witty I think. Thats the only one I can think of at the moment though.
EX-Mania
2003-12-31, 07:47 PM
Proving packies are ugly is pretty witty... You see porn, midget porn, fat porn... foot porn.. ANIMAL porn.. Packy Porn, Russian porn.. any other kinds of porn.. but since when do you see PACKY porn... think about it

Animal porn, pissing porn, fat porn is there.. all gross.. but packy porn is just totally.. ugh... theres my point, you never see that shit around.. thats cuz its gross :(... well i have to admit.. some of them are pretty attractive but.. some earent, oh btw im not racist... i just think paki women are :(.... but again they earent all ugly
ask_rabber
2004-01-01, 01:39 AM
"Go back to Arab."

Ahhh yeah... back when this place first started goin down the chute.