Absolut...

[McScrotum Itch]

You were a formidable opponent, yet you just didn't have the stamina. Boy. :eek:

[Absolut]

well played

[CrEEpR]

okay i'm clueless, what ya guys talkin about?? :-/

[Wiccan][V][asta]

j/w wtf are yall talkin about?

[SpicyMeatBall]

you wouldn't understand.

[Absolut]

Originally posted by SpicyMeatBall
you wouldn't understand.

[PozerPunk]

It must be some kind of kinky sex ritual...

Sick perverts. :p

Next time call me over to join. :D

-PozerPunk (I'm a contortionist)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Pozer, ur welcome at my house anytime... lol

















































:noid:

[Absolut]

que??

[Wiccan][V][asta]

¿Pasa?

[Absolut]

hablas ingleis!

[PozerPunk]

Las sacapuntas es bonitas.

Go look it up.

:D

-PozerPunk (I hated spanish class)

[JohnnyTAE]

kai ta'e

[Absolut]

i didn't need to look it up:
"the pencil sharperners are beautiful" ?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

The sacapuntas is pretty.


my translation...

[McScrotum Itch]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
j/w wtf are yall talkin about?

Spam warfare :eek:

[JohnnyTAE]

interesting topic must take many hours of strategic thinking

[McScrotum Itch]

Spam is an ancient art dating back to the 1960s and Monty Python's Flying Circus.

[JohnnyTAE]

hhmmm haven't seen that one could you use the ancient spam art and enlighten me?

[McScrotum Itch]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
hhmmm haven't seen that one could you use the ancient spam art and enlighten me?

Young man, where have you been! :eek:

Monty Python's Flying Circus Episode 25
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!



Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;



Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!



Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!

[Absolut]

i hope you didn't type all of that :eek:

[JRwakebord]

monty python rules!!!

[PozerPunk]

Ah yes...

The beloved Monty.

Though all I have seen is "The Holy Grail", he is at the top of my "Comedies I like" list.

:D

-PozerPunk (Run away! Run away!)

[JRwakebord]

get "and now for something completely different" funny funny stuff. so random lol

[Chruser]

I saw "The holy grail" too.
It was hilarious sometimes, for instance, when the good guy fought the black knight.

BK: I will stab you with my sword!
(The hero chops Black Knight's arms off)
BK: I will kick you until you bleed!
(The hero removes BK's legs with his sword)
BK: Come here and I will bite you!

[PozerPunk]

Yeah, yeah!

Then , as the BK just has his torso and head left he says:

"Come back you yellow bastard!"

Poor guy...

:D

-PozerPunk (The Rabbit)

[CrEEpR]

umm i speak no spanglish!! just to let ya know i'm still clueless!! :0/

[PozerPunk]

Go rent the movie.

You will know exactly what we're talking about :D

Good ol' Monty.

-PozerPunk (Life of Brian is good too)

[JohnnyTAE]

Thanxz for using the spam technique to enlighten me with even more useless knowledge;)

[JRwakebord]

"come back here you yellow-bellied bastard! I'll bite your legs off!!"

[McScrotum Itch]

That's just a flesh wound!