DOS Command thread

[Mantralord]

C:\>Yep this thread is all DOS commands.
Bad command or file name.

C:\>echo So how's it going Adrenachrome?
So how's it going Adrenachrome?

C:\>wait_for_adren.bat
_

[Adrenachrome]

C:\>I got the DvD.
Bad command or file name.

[Mantralord]

C:\>echo Ooh Which DVD? >somefile.txt

C:\>type somefile.txt
Ooh Which DVD?

C:\>del somefile.txt

C:\>

[Demosthenes]

C:\>What the hell are you talking about
Bad command or file name.

[Adrenachrome]

C:\>cd The first and second season of Coupling, duh.
No such file or directory.

[Mantralord]

C:\>cd\windows

C:\WINDOWS>Duh I already explained myself, this is a DOS command thread!
Bad command or file name.

[EX-Mania]

C:\>Windows
Bad command or filename.

C:\>Exit
Bad command or filename.

C:\>Fuck you!
Bad command or filename.
:(

[Adrenachrome]

C:\> cd EatShit
C:\>EatShit\ Don't get smart.
Bad command or file name.

[Demosthenes]

C:\>dir

12/22/03 12:00 AM <DIR> .
12/22/03 12:00 AM <DIR> ..
12/22/03 12:00 AM <DIR> you
12/22/03 12:00 AM <DIR> are
12/22/03 12:00 AM <DIR> funny
0 file(s) 0 bytes
5 dir(s) 5,414,813,120 bytes free

[RoboticSilence]

C:\> cd mantralord
C:\>mantralord\ dirs

\gayshit\
\gayporn\
\dogporn\

C:\>mantralord

[Demosthenes]

C:\> lmao
Bad command or file name.

[Mantralord]

C:\>You nubs obviously don't know any DOS.
Bad command or file name.

C:\>telnet RoboticSilence.shittyIsp.com
Connecting...

Welcome to Microsoft Telnet Server.
Username: shitbag
Password: *******

C:\>cd windows

C:\WINDOWS>del *.*
ARE YOU SURE (Y/N): Y

C:\WINDOWS>_

[Adrenachrome]

C:\>mkdir OMG
C:\OMG> mkdir WTF
C:\OMG\WTF\ LOL.exe
Bad command or filename.

[Demosthenes]

c:\omg\wtf>del lol.exe

c:\omg\wtf>cd..

c:\omg>rd wtf

c:\omg>cd..

c:\>rd omg

[DaFrigginDoctah]

C:\>psexec //*mantralords ip* -u fudge -p packer

[Mantralord]

C:\>dfd_killbot.bat
_

[RoboticSilence]

Microsoft(R) Windows DOS
(C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1990-2001.

C:\DOCUME~1\OWNER>cd C:\

C:\>mantralord /?
Applys homosexuality to the file(s) or dir(s).
MANTRALORD [drive:][path]filename
MANTRALORD [drive:][directory]

[Mantralord]

C:\>RoboticSilence /?
Sticks dick in blender.
ROBOTICSILENCE [brand:][blender]

C:\>roboticsilence Kenmore:KEB100
Mincing RoboticSilence's dick....100%
Complete.

C:\>_

[RoboticSilence]

Ow my dick... you bastard.

[Cory]

C:\>shutdown -c "all viruses" -t "1" -s
Disabling all viruses on your system...

C:\>echo You guys should try this command, it really works... screw norton antivirus that shit is too expensive.
You guys should try this command, it really works... screw norton antivirus that shit is too expensive.

[Sovereign]

i was thinking the same thing..

[Penguin]

C:\>shutdown -c "all viruses" -t "1" -s
Disabling all viruses on your system...

C:\>echo You guys should try this command, it really works... screw norton antivirus that shit is too expensive.
You guys should try this command, it really works... screw norton antivirus that shit is too expensive.

C:\>echo OMG HI CORY
OMG HI CORY

:flipper:

[Mantralord]

C:\DOS>

C:\DOS\RUN>

RUN\DOS\RUN