Does glue taste as good as it looks?

[zagggon]

I dunno, maybe it's just me but I always hear that glue tastes good, on tv, and just about every little kid that I have seen endulge the stuff has had a smile on his/her face when they were done eating it. Maybe it tastes like chicken? And what do you think the best brand would taste the best?? Glue sticks seem a bit to much but the white glue with the cow on it seems to be the favorite from what I've seen...

[Demosthenes]

Have u ever smelled glue...it probably tastes like rat feces...

[Sovereign]

ewwwwwwwwwww glue smells bad, it will most likely taste bad.

[KagomJack]

other than stupid lil kids, people who have mental probs eat glue.

But i heard it tastes awful.

[Demosthenes]

why dont u try some and tell us how it tastes...

[!King_Amazon!]

Elmers glue(the kind you use in 1st grade) smells and tastes good, but other kinds are probably nasty.

[Demosthenes]

Omg...uve actually tried?

[DrowningOnAir]

I have tried it.

It's really not so bad. I mean, I wouldnt put it on my hot dog or anything, but glue gets a C+ from me.

[zagggon]

Elmers glue(the kind you use in 1st grade) smells and tastes good, but other kinds are probably nasty. Thanks thats the name I could not remember, ima go get some and taste it.

[iceman887]

eww, elmers glue still smells bad lol and how could you eat glue, sick

[!King_Amazon!]

It tastes kinda sweet.

[Jessifer]

Jesus Banana's, you people are derranged.

[zagggon]

My 10 yr old brother had some in his room. OMG ELMERS GLUE PWNZ!!!!!!!!!! my brother told me the secretes of elmers, I feel, to say the most lucky.

[Jessifer]

And now begins a lifetime of insanity and weird food cravings.

[Hades-Knight]

I dunno, maybe it's just me but I always hear that glue tastes good, on tv, and just about every little kid that I have seen endulge the stuff has had a smile on his/her face when they were done eating it. Maybe it tastes like chicken? And what do you think the best brand would taste the best?? Glue sticks seem a bit to much but the white glue with the cow on it seems to be the favorite from what I've seen...


so what other special things have happened up in your pre-school?

[Demosthenes]

Ok...if u were 6 and an idiot i could c someone eating glue...but now i just think ur retarted ...lol

[!King_Amazon!]

I ate glue and I'm pretty positive I'm smarter than you.

[Jessifer]

Smarter than me then, Mr. KA?

[Demosthenes]

I ate glue and I'm pretty positive I'm smarter than you.

wrong again

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm very sure I'm smarter than mjordan, I don't really know how smart you are though Jess, but you type like you're at least half competent.

I kicked your ass in Literati though.

[Demosthenes]

Hmm...i type bad...i must not be smart...great reasoning there slick...

[!King_Amazon!]

Not only that, but I'm a few years older than you. There's really no way we can find out who is smarter than who online, and I really don't care, because I know I'm smarter than you.

[Demosthenes]

Riight...just like some people know there is a god...lol...

What...r u making a new deffintion of "know" now

[Valmar]

Anyone who eats glue... obviously has mental disorders, which is probably why they think it tastes good.

[Grav]

Um, I know I'm more easily able to asborb information and take tests than anyone else that's posted in here so far. My main rivals are probably WetWired and Chruser. Cunning fellows.

[KagomJack]

what the hell is wrong with you people? Glue is bad for your digestive system. Whether it's toxic or not. I knew a guy who ate glue and couldn't control shitting on himself. But he stopped eating glue, and he was fine.

[Valmar]

Grav, what does that have to do with eating glue??

[zagggon]

Nothing, now im mad.

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't think I'm smarter than everyone, but I'd say I'm smarter than a large majority of the population here at Zelaron.

[Jessifer]

I like my brain cells just the way they are, thank you. And I don't need to eat glue, since I'm pretty sure there's no healthy reason to eat it anyway.

And KA, combined we shall have enough knowledge in sex to take over the world via SADISM!

Mwa hahaa!

[Jimbo]

Oh My

[iceman887]

you spamer

[Hades-Knight]

I like my brain cells just the way they are, thank you. And I don't need to eat glue, since I'm pretty sure there's no healthy reason to eat it anyway.

And KA, combined we shall have enough knowledge in sex to take over the world via SADISM!

Mwa hahaa!


Oh oh, sounds like KA will finally become a man

[DrowningOnAir]

Ugh, today I ate some soap, it was horrible.

It was "sweet pea" so I thought it would be good. Damn I was wrong.

If you want something that is actually pretty good, try Bath and Body work's lotion. Seriously, it's not bad. But DONTONTDONDONT eat their soap. I almost cried when I ate it.

[Demosthenes]

U people are CRAZY!!!

[J_iceman]

actually i thought that in some countries, they SNIFF that stuff, i was like, dude people actualy sniff this stuff to get hi, no that is poor!

[RoboticSilence]

Riight...just like some people know there is a god...lol...

What...r u making a new deffintion of "know" now

I don't think KA is the one making the new definition.

The worst thing I've ever had in my mouth was deodorant that I licked by accident (think it was toothpaste on my hand after brushing my teeth)... if you want to feel like slitting your own throat then I reccomend trying it. It was Old Spice Clear Gel if you are wondering. Smells good... makes you want to die if you touch it with your tongue.

[Demosthenes]

yet he's basing his knowledge of being smarter than me on my internet grammar...how does that lead you to "know" you are smarter than me

[Jessifer]

Worst thing I had in my mouth?

...Hm. Guacamole.

[sheerx]

LOL discuassion went from glue eating to whos the most intelligent person ha'
anyway I've never tasted glue but did you people actually eat glue or are you just making it up?

[zagggon]

I had some freshly baked elmers this morning.

[Jessifer]

Come to think of it, the worst thing to have in your mouth is bile.

[sheerx]

hmm i gotta try it zaggon thanks for the encouragement

[zagggon]

Also Elmers glue sticks have taken my crave to a whole new level.

[!King_Amazon!]

I like elmers glue on my pancakes.

[RoboticSilence]

I like Guacamole...especially with lettuce and sour cream...

[Valmar]

God, this thread is beyond all stupidity. I really hope the mass of you develope enough braincells to determine which is a delicacy and which is fucking glue. I will no longer degrade myself by posting in this thread. Furthermore i will no longer give the creator the satisfaction accomplishing one of this threads goals. Attention.

His other goal, seeing how many stupid people will actually eat glue based on what he and a bunch of other cyber junkies have to say about an adheasive.
Peace, im out.

[Adrenachrome]

I haven't read it.

[RoboticSilence]

I suggest we burn it.

[zagggon]

Furthermore i will no longer give the creator the satisfaction accomplishing one of this threads goals. Attention.

adheasive. Thank you for the satisfaction, Im going go have some Elmers just for you Valmar. I bet your eating some right now, you sneaky wittle devil joo.

[RoboticSilence]

Consider suicide?

[Sovereign]

Sounds good to me.

[Jimbo]

You could eat alot of Elmers then comit suicide.... That way you could die knowing you had a fresh bottle of elmers before you passed on...

[J_iceman]

hey i remembered i ate some toothpaste and i lost like 10 lbs that week!!! i dont know, is it a new way to loze pounds while you sleep??

[Jessifer]

It's unhealthy to eat toothpaste, yanno. :wierd:

And Guacamole is the nastiest food on this earth.

[!King_Amazon!]

Guacamole is good, it just doesn't look too good.

[Jessifer]

Suit yourself. But I still think it's nasty. I've tried it. Ew...

[Demosthenes]

I like guacamole

[zagggon]

Its good on fajitas..

[Hades-Knight]

Suit yourself. But I still think it's nasty. I've tried it. Ew...

Probably whoever made it sucked at it?

[uncapped]

I ate glue before. It tastes like...nothing.

[RoboticSilence]

I guess if you like the flavor of glue then some hot buckshot might taste pretty good, too.

[J_iceman]

I ate glue before. It tastes like...nothing. ....add some salt :-P

[PureRebel]

i think people that eat glue have sum issues to solve.. Yucky!

[zagggon]

Yucky! Im not even gona say how gay that was.... Well ok that was really gay

[KagomJack]

i think people that eat glue have sum issues to solve.. Yucky!

i know! What the fuck is wrong with these people? Glue is bad. It totally fucks up your digestive system, whether it's toxic or not!

[J_iceman]

i thought that glue is non-toxic ?????? just like play-doe

[Hades-Knight]

Play doe is fucking good man! it tastes like salty....i used to eat that shit when i was a lil kid

[KagomJack]

you people scare me.

play doh is just as bad when it comes to your digestive system

[zagggon]

Play doh is salty alright....

[Jessifer]

Why do the dumbest threads always get the most activity?

And Playdoh is better for you than glue, I think. Still not good, though. :wierd: You're better off eatting crayons.

[Demosthenes]

Heh...i remember when I was really little someone told me if you eat a crayon you die, and I believed it...lol. God crayons scared me 4 a while after that.

[KagomJack]

Anyone who eats crayons should have their head examined.

4 out 5 crayon eaters are very famous serial killers and genociders

[Kuja]

Well i guess im a possible serial killer that retired about 10 years~ ago.

[KagomJack]

i'm talking about habitual crayon eaters dammit

[J_iceman]

eating play doe.....reminds me of a simpsons epiesode :-P

[KagomJack]

yeah, where homer was shoving crayons up his nose?

[Jessifer]

No, it's the episode where Homer tries to gain weight up to 500lbs (I think) to get onto disability, and he's just a pound short. So he eats Playdoh to gain that pound. And it turns out his gut was on the towel bar, and he acutually was well over the limit. So he spent most of his time at home wearing a dress, and ended up saving the power plant in the end by plugging a hole with his body.

Woo. Go Homer.

[J_iceman]

No, it's the episode where Homer tries to gain weight up to 500lbs (I think) to get onto disability, and he's just a pound short. So he eats Playdoh to gain that pound. And it turns out his gut was on the towel bar, and he acutually was well over the limit. So he spent most of his time at home wearing a dress, and ended up saving the power plant in the end by plugging a hole with his body.

Woo. Go Homer.

we have a winner guys!!!...... yeah well except its not 500 its 300, i know because i remembered that i weight more than him in one time :-P (350)

[KagomJack]

No, it's the episode where Homer tries to gain weight up to 500lbs (I think) to get onto disability, and he's just a pound short. So he eats Playdoh to gain that pound. And it turns out his gut was on the towel bar, and he acutually was well over the limit. So he spent most of his time at home wearing a dress, and ended up saving the power plant in the end by plugging a hole with his body.

Woo. Go Homer.

i remember that episode! :D

[Jimbo]

My thread has done it's job of showing people the power of an ahesive, now it needs to be closed. Can we get a mod to smite this thread into the abyss?

[Jessifer]

I concur. Into the depths of hell ye go! This thread has outlived it's boredom-reducing usefullness.

[J_iceman]

this is still chart room, so........yeah, ice cream taste good :-P
....ice cream with glue??? never tried it ...YET