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Doofus_AW
2003-12-16, 03:01 PM
Little Nancy was in the garden filling up a hole in the dirt,
When her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you
doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied,
"That's because he's inside your F***ing cat."

Sovereign
2003-12-16, 04:09 PM
heh, 6 out of 10 stars doofus.

RoboticSilence
2003-12-16, 04:35 PM
5 out of 10.. I'm taking a point off for censorship.

!King_Amazon!
2003-12-16, 05:13 PM
Haha, wow, I loved it, 9.4/10.

KagomJack
2003-12-16, 05:25 PM
i've heard it before, 8 out of 10

zagggon
2003-12-16, 05:26 PM
0,0

Grav
2003-12-16, 06:57 PM
0,0

Technically that makes it 100 percent

Adrenachrome
2003-12-16, 07:23 PM
5 out of 10.. I'm taking a point off for censorship.

I took 3 points, Now its a 4.

!King_Amazon!
2003-12-16, 07:25 PM
0,0

Technically that makes it 100 percent

If you're saying 0/0 is 100 percent, I'd have to disagree with you.

Mydogisyourdog
2003-12-16, 07:26 PM
0,0

Technically that makes it 100 percent

actually it doesnt even count cuz u cant have any number divided by zero. No solution :-/

Demosthenes
2003-12-16, 09:12 PM
It was pretty funny...lol.

RoboticSilence
2003-12-16, 09:17 PM
0/0 is a paradox.. stfu. It's 100% and 0%. It's 100% of nothing and 0% of anything.

timmay1113
2003-12-16, 11:36 PM
Yeah that makes a lot of sense....

iceman887
2003-12-17, 03:19 PM
i dont think it was too funny unless im not getting something, was suppose to be a simple joke? from the jokes ive heard, i usually have to "get" something

Kuja
2003-12-17, 04:03 PM
That was funny.

Xenn
2003-12-18, 03:13 PM
Would've been funnier without the swear.

sheerx
2003-12-18, 05:28 PM
its pertty good.. hey 8/10 is fair
fresh joke