Pokemon Melee

[Grav]

*throws pokeball*

GO! MAGIKARP!!

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani129.gif

[Penguin]

*Throws pokeball*

*Poof*

GO MAGIKARP!!!

http://www.pokemonjohtopage.hpg.ig.com.br/Magikarp.gif

*MAGIKARP SPLASHES WILDLY*

[Grav]

MAGIKARP!!

ATTACK!!!

http://www.pokeschool.com/tcg/scans/teamrocket/magikarp.jpg

FLOP ATTACK!!!

*Magikarp falls over*

0 Damage to Penguin's Magikarp!

[Penguin]

MAGIKARP COUNTER NOW!!!!!!

http://www.planetnintendo.com/pokechow/icon1/129.gif

SPLASH HIM!!!

*Magikarp splashes water violently*

0 damage to Grav's Magikarp!

[Grav]

Is that all you've got?!! HAHAHAHA!!!

You're dead, loser!

http://www.buchancollect.com/pokemon/poke35.jpg

MAGIKARP!! TACKLE!

*Magikarp tackles Magikarp but slides off....*

0 damage to Magikarp!

[Penguin]

PENGUIN GRIMACES AT THE ATTACK THAT COULD OF KILLED MAGIKARP! YOU MISSED!

MAGIKARP GO!
http://www.cyberus.ca/~cdnsailormoon/pokemon/pokemon-129.jpg

MAGIKARP! FLAIL!

*Magikarp Flails violently in all directions and MISSES*

0 damage to Magikarp!

[uncapped]

Holy shit...

[Cerridwen]

Just throw a Pikachuu at them and they're history. :D

[Grav]

If I threw an intelligent comment at you, you'd probably be history as well.

[Hades-Knight]

If I threw an intelligent comment at you, you'd probably be history as well.


ZIG ZING!!! we have a winner!

[Raziel]

God dammit, Grav, I should kill you where you stand.

(heh...but it is pretty funny...)

[Penguin]

People just get jealous of 1337 magikarp skillz

[Raziel]

You know what the saddest part of this entire debacle is? I loathe Pokemon. I will proclaim that fact until my face turns blue. Yet, I know that a relatively useless Magikarp can suddenly evolve into a badass Gyrados after a certain amount of leveling up. *sigh*

I hate Pokemon so very, very much.

[Cerridwen]

Pokemon are OK. But it is pretty useless having 2 Magikarp battle each other. Unless the 2 trainers in question tell us who has a higher level between those 2. So I rest my case.

[Penguin]

They were both level 1 magikarps....

[RoboticSilence]

Level 0.

[Cerridwen]

ALRIGHT!


GO, MAGIKARP~~~!!!

....

Wait a minute.

WHOSE Magikarp?! O____________O;;

[Raziel]

El Closed.