Most Embarrasing Moment?

[-Spector-]

What is the most emarasing thing that has happened to you in public? (or private i guess ;)) Its late and ill post somthin that happened to me earlier....So lets hear some funny shtuff!

[Mantralord]

Well, privately, I couldn't cum all over this guy, so I was really embarrased so then I let him fuck me for a little...so then I fucked him a little more and I did cum. I win.

[Jessifer]

My dad, my sister and I were all traveling back home from my aunt and uncles house, where my sister and I spent some time with our cousins. I thought they were all acting a little strange while we were there. Anyway, out of the blue my dad says:

"Your aunt has got this crazy idea that you're bisexual. She said that Leslie told her you were."

I felt my eyes go incredibly wide, and I think my face got as red as Mantralord's digimon up there. Then my dad glanced at me and said:

"You're not, are you?"

And all I could say was:

"Err....maybe?"

And so he kinda paused, and then said:

"...Oh."

Yeah. I was a little embarrased right there. Thankfully my dad was okay with it. And so was my sister. But my aunt is a little prejudice bitch, I'll tell ya.

[J_iceman]

dam.....i wonder if your dad was prod of it or not

to make a long story short, mine was the time where i lost my g/f and i was the last person to find out...you tell your self how in the hell that happened, trust me, you dont want to know :-(

[Thanatos]

At first I thought Jessifer's post was by Quickspy and I kinda thought for a moment....

And mantralord, just shut up. :\

[Jessifer]

At first I thought Jessifer's post was by Quickspy and I kinda thought for a moment....

And mantralord, just shut up. :\


Should I be insulted?


Something else that embarrasses me is whenever I have a crush on someone, I act like a bitch towards them. Dunno why either. After it happens I smack myself. :x

[undeadzombieguy]

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[Grav]

I was a racing a basketball down a hill and my pants started falling down so I grabbed them but tripped over myself and flew down the hill head first, landed at the bottom, and the basketball hit me in the head.

I won!

I've walked in on people having sex quite a few times. That's always annoying. I've got little smartass comments to make now when that happens.

[Penny_Bags]

You race basketballs? You do win.

[OmniFalcon]

I had that problem too, but I fell down a steep road hill. I was skating with my roller blades, tripped, and fell for like 12 seconds and I was bleeding. I cried and went home and it was a long skate back and I had to go to the hospital. Life's a bitch.

[Kuja`s #1]

When I cried during a wedding.

[Jessifer]

I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was really young. And then I walked in on my dad in the bathroom once. And then my dad walked into my bedroom while I was changing once a couple years ago. And so now everyone in my family knows to always knock first. Woo.

My brother mooned me. o.O Last week. I refused to look at his ass. So I stared at the computer.

My family is fucked up. I'm embarrassed of all of them.

[Kuja`s #1]

What style were your parents using?

[Jessifer]

Missionary.

It was kind of embarrassing when I fell off of a ladder this one time too. Nearly broke my knee. And my back. o.O

[Kuja`s #1]

Only Missionary? They should be doing Reverse Cowgirl.


I ran into a handicap pole once. I was just running and I ran into it. I was hi---I mean day dreaming.

[-Spector-]

OK, the embarrasing thing that happend to me was the dumbest thing i think ill ever see....

Ok, So this black dude starts shit with my friend, and im in the hall and i told hm to fight me right here. He looks at me, and then all of a sudden he takes his pants off and then took his shirt off and began swinging at me! i didnt know what to do! there was this black dude, in only his boxers, in teh middle of the hall trying to kill me.

Anyway, i swung and missed and he tripped me. So here is me, and this black kid, rolling on the ground , and he has only his boxers on. The teachers saw this, but stared when they saw only his boxers. Finally a nasty janitor broke us up, and i was bleeding from the mouth and he had a bloody noose.

Now, this is embarrasing cause (if the black man in boxers wasnt enough), while i was fighting, and rolling etc...my gf saw us, along with some of her hot friends, and iwas there, with a guy, on the ground while he was in boxers.....so embarrasing!

Later that day, i was told that the last 3 or 4 fights he got into, he always took off his clothes. bleh...sick kids!

[Penny_Bags]

[sarcastic]Wow dude, you are such a BADASS. You know sooo much about sex and drugs, and u get high, and... YOU ARE ONLY 16!!?!??! WOWWWW

[Kuja`s #1]

Stop spamming.

[Penny_Bags]

Wow dude, you are such a BADASS. You know sooo much about sex and drugs, and u get high, and... YOU ARE ONLY 16!!?!??! WOWWWW

[Kuja`s #1]

Stupid.



I once fell off the top of my house. I was dancing to show off to my girlfriend and I slipped. She dumped me.

[Penny_Bags]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA i guess you win

[Thanatos]

I wonder why..

Anyways, Jessifer, no I wasn't insulting you. I just thought Quickspy was coming out of the closet finally.

[J_iceman]

My brother mooned me. o.O Last week. I refused to look at his ass. So I stared at the computer.

My family is fucked up. I'm embarrassed of all of them.

even my SIS moons me....its a family thing. ........but was it wrong to look ???? :-P


I've walked in on people having sex quite a few times. That's always annoying. I've got little smartass comments to make now when that happens.

if both dont even notice you, ask them if YOU can join....then BAM you can have fun TOO !!

[Kuja`s #1]

Testify!

[Jessifer]

My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.

[!King_Amazon!]

Woah.

[StarcraftGhost]

Wow, you might of gotten yourself into a three---anyway, erm..let me see... I've done alot of stupid things before that really made me cover my face the entire day.

Like, thinking of eating a Nacho Supreme from Taco Bell while standing on line in a Bank. I was next and the Teller says "next" and so I walk up and I said "Let me get a Nacho Supreme and a medium coke" Then she said "excuse me?" and everyone looked at me and even the security guard (guess he thought I was up to something).

Another time was when I had a crush on this girl named Alexis. So I was on the public bus going home, standing at the back with my 'friends'. Alexis found out that day I had a crush on her and so she got on the bus and headed for the back. My friends saw her coming but I didn't since I was standing and had my back to the front. So they pass me a note and gave me $20 saying I dare you to say this. I didn't know she was on the bus (she takes the subway). So I take the note and read it "Alexis is a slut and she's my bitch". Then one of the guys shouts out. "Hey Alexis!" I turn around and *SLAP* I got a red imprint on my face and she curses me out a bit. Then she leaves the bus from the rear exit and I open the window but before I could say anything the bus starts and I lose my balance and fall down. Oh gawd...she hated me for over a month and then after she was friendly with me again she went out with another guy o.O; slept with him and all then she got dumped and I dont want her no more. Anyway, the whole thing really sucked =( Her friend told me she was gonna say "hi" to me and let me ask her out that day too! That sucks!!

[Jessifer]

In middle school this guy betted these two other guys that I was easy. And so he tested it. His exacty line to me was:

"Hey, I bet those two guys over there that you were easy. So...are you?"

I looked at him, and then at the other guys, and then at him again, and I asked him why he thought I was easy. And his reply was "Because you look like you'd be easy."

So I just told him "No." and left. :T

Also, in 6th grade this little kid came up to me and asked me if I was pregnant. *sobs*

[Grav]

My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.

And then I swam in and made a smartass comment!

[Kuja`s #1]

So....are you easy?

[Jessifer]

So....are you easy?

Not for you! :mad:





...Kee hehe. Just foolin'. Naw, I'm not easy, though. ^_^

[Kuja`s #1]

Kuja...needs...kex.

I got caught jacking off by my 19-year-old sister once... I was ready to die.

[Doofus_AW]

Ummmm, most embarrasing...a person of my advanced age has a lot of those stored up. Heres a good one:

The Year: 1993 I was in Spokane Washington working a summer construction job and I was out drinking at a bar one night. I came out of the bar to get in my car and was so drunk I could barely get the door open and get behind the wheel. Unbeknownest to me there were two Spokane cops watching this and they waited until I started the car before they busted me. I was able to talk them out of arresting me but they did impound my car.

Anyway heres the funny part... As I am walking back to my hotel I pass.....THE SPOKANE COUNTY MUNICIPAL IMPOUND LOT! I am so toasted that I begin to hatch this crazy plan to liberate my 1976 rusty Chevy Nova. I grab a crowbar from one of the work trucks and run back to the lot. I firmly grasp the crowbar and try to break the lock by pulling as hard as I can. Only problem is I am pulling the crowbar TOWARDS my face. Well it slipped out of the lock and I nailed myself so hard between the eyes that I lost conciousness right there on the dirt road. It gets better....
I wake up about an hour later and the same damn cops who took my car are shaking me awake and laughing their heads off....they were in such a fantastic mood from laughing at me that they actually drove me back to my hotel and got me some ice for my head. To this day I have a one inch long scar between my eyes. I look at it in the mirror if I start drinking to much at a party to remind myself not to be a dumbass :)

[RoboticSilence]

My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.

Just to get this straight... did the girl lick your cheek or did you make a typo?

[Kuja`s #1]

I think she meant it.

[Kuja]

I liked it when we didnt had someone to awnser question for others. Mostly when the only point of it is actual spamming.

[RoboticSilence]

Hey, you're the one who thinks she is The1.

[Kuja`s #1]

The1? Man....that's stupid. That's embarrassing for you.

[Thanatos]

Gawd, Kuja's! Just stop being you!

Like, thinking of eating a Nacho Supreme from Taco Bell while standing on line in a Bank. I was next and the Teller says "next" and so I walk up and I said "Let me get a Nacho Supreme and a medium coke" Then she said "excuse me?" and everyone looked at me and even the security guard (guess he thought I was up to something).


ROFL.

[Jessifer]

My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.

Just to get this straight... did the girl lick your cheek or did you make a typo?

Yes, she licked my cheek. Not he. She.

[Grav]

You have weird horny teenager friends.

[Jessifer]

Eh heh. Neither of them are teens. They're both in their early twenties. ^_^ All my friends are either older than me or younger than me.

Squee hehe...

I was embarrassed last night after I went and saw Fiddler on the Roof. After the musical, my dad, sister, and I were leaving, and I heard someone scream out my name. I turned around and was immediately glomped by one of my friends from highschool (who is still in highschool herself. She's only a Junior now.) And then she introduced herself to my father by saying: "Hiya! I'm your son! No! Wait! Daughter! Jessica and I are married! I'm her husband! She's my wife!"

Heh...My dad replied "Another Daughter. That's all I need."

Such a silly man. ^_^

Such a silly wife. ^_^ Oh ho ho.

[Grav]

That post annoyed me. I want to throw a rod of bamboo at you, roots first.

I'm sure MedievalBob has embarassing moments. His whole life is a joke. Say something, you drunkard!

[Jessifer]

I can be an annoying person at times. Just ask KA.

And friends don't let friends post drunk, y0. I let a friend of mine post (semi) drunk, and she read it a day later and smacked me for allowing her to post in that condition. Heh.

[Grav]

What the fuck is "y0." Conform to my internet standards or die.

[Sovereign]

Another embarrasing moment....when i try to flame while drunk, tired or drunk and tired.

[Jessifer]

What the fuck is "y0." Conform to my internet standards or die.


I shall never conform. I'll type however I want to type. But at least I can spell properly.

Thou canst not force me to conform to thy ideals.


Embarrassing moment:

I was in choir, and singing (duh), and I tried to comment on how when everyone hit a certain pitch, my binder started to vibrate. But when I tried to say "binder vibrating", it came out "vibrator binding."

Oops.

[Grav]

This is what google thinks a binder is.

http://www.courses.fas.harvard.edu/~eng90in/student_projects/fall_2001/reproduction/images/binder.gif

[J_iceman]

You have weird horny teenager friends.

or just really drunk

i remembered i tried to moon my friend at work and missed and mooned my boss instead, dam i could of sworn i would of lost my job there, but hey, i guess she likes me :-P

[Kuja`s #1]

I once threw up on the Principal's shoes. It was during an assembly and I was walking into the gym and he was standing there.

[Jessifer]

Ew...I really didn't need to read that this early in the morning. :slice:

[-Spector-]

This is what google thinks a binder is.

http://www.courses.fas.harvard.edu/~eng90in/student_projects/fall_2001/reproduction/images/binder.gif

eww

[Jessifer]

I fail to see what's so gross about that. o.O Lord knows the skin is flappy as all hell after giving birth. But then again, I wouldn't know. I would just imagine.

[timmay1113]

well my friend tells me of this kid in class.... who was actually jacking off and he got caught by the teacher, that has to be the stupidest and most embarressing thing someone could do. Everyone can get a little horny at school but god damn what idiot jacks off????

[Demosthenes]

HAHA...yea that was so fuckin funny dude

[Jessifer]

One of my teachers walked in on this girl giving two guys a BJ at school one day. In her classroom. And she teaches health and child development too. Hm.

[Demosthenes]

heh

whatd she say...

[Jessifer]

I dunno. :-T

I would have hated to have been that girl though. Or the boys.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

joined in?

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[J_iceman]

One of my teachers walked in on this girl giving two guys a BJ at school one day. In her classroom. And she teaches health and child development too. Hm.

it that would of been in college i would of joined :-P

[Eddie_Perez]

I once went into this bank thinking it was my bank, since it's always been the same bank for like 5+ years, so I didn't notice that they changed the bank, and it was a diff. bank(eh). So I went in and I was like, I need to withdraw money, and they say... we can't find your account... and I'm like, wtf, what do you mean? It's xxxxxxx(sex? no) and they're like I'm sorry I cant find it. Are you sure you made an account with us? Then I say "well yeah, here's my card", and she's like, we aren't your bank, and after making a huge line and making a semi-big scene... yeah...

[Kuja`s #1]

That happens to us all Eddie.

[Jamesadin]

Well, I know I have never done that.

[!King_Amazon!]

Me either. I guess I'm a nobody then.

[timmay1113]

hell.... im too young to of done that... my parents handle my money issues, im only 17 lol

[DaMuffenManInd]

after a hot day of work i was going for some dinner at jack in the box saw some friends and thay were going to a party at a friends house and there was good alc so i knew i could just crash there and wouldnt have to drive drunk anyways i get there drink up meet a girl we get in a room and we make out and she starts to unzip my pants and she whips my junk out and she put here moth on it and then was like ew it tasets like shit and asked me to go in the bath room and wash it a bit im fucking wasted so i get up go out of the room and down the hall and chill for a bit talking with some friends i get to the bath room and go to whip it out and its allready out i was like oh shit i just walked around this party with my shit tikin out my fly and i was talking to people lmao funyy stuff man and only like 2 people told me about it a few days layter but i still was like what a dip shit am i

[Sovereign]

Another embarrasing moment. Iwas working today, my usual 6.5 hours shift, which , mind you, is a lot for a lazy shit such as i. It was about hour 5. Half way through it. These old group of people came and ordered food. IT was a man and someone i am assuming was his wife. Holy fuck i was so tired i completely fucked up their order. I was working register, fyi.

Well they came up and ordered. They wanted chili. Ok so i rung up chili. UNfortunatly i was so tired, i forgot to read the whole buttom i was pressing. I gave them chili cheese fries instead of chili >_<.

Then, i completely forgot to add a component to there meal. I think its because my finger slipped. I added an extra thing, and i deleted the wrong thing.

So yea, we ended up having to come back 2 to 3 times with different foods until the order was right. God on my second day too. Shit that was embarrasing.

[Dan XIII]

Another embarrasing moment. Iwas working today, my usual 6.5 hours shift, which , mind you, is a lot for a lazy shit such as i. It was about hour 5. Half way through it. These old group of people came and ordered food. IT was a man and someone i am assuming was his wife. Holy fuck i was so tired i completely fucked up their order. I was working register, fyi.

Well they came up and ordered. They wanted chili. Ok so i rung up chili. UNfortunatly i was so tired, i forgot to read the whole buttom i was pressing. I gave them chili cheese fries instead of chili >_<.

Then, i completely forgot to add a component to there meal. I think its because my finger slipped. I added an extra thing, and i deleted the wrong thing.

So yea, we ended up having to come back 2 to 3 times with different foods until the order was right. God on my second day too. Shit that was embarrasing.Don't worry if I ever work at a fast food place I will probably do worse and get fired.Hopefully you didn't get fired.

[J_iceman]

think about this one...
some girl from the 25 th floor (probably a model) was in the same elevator as i was and she was carrying books, it was so quiet that the only words that came out of my mouth was, "so, are those your books??" and she kept quiet, and looked at me stupidly, dam i felt so dam stupid i stayed at work till 7 pm so i know she went home first so i dont have to see her that day again :-(

[Demosthenes]

Why is that so bad...

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm thinking the same thing.

[Grav]

Because it's a god damned retarded way to break the proverbial ice.

[DaMuffenManInd]

lmao J_ice i think wev all had a moment like that

when that shit happens just say so insane stupid shit and start talking to your self and freak out then it turns the tables and u get to point and giggle at her when she run out of the building

[Tyrannicide]

Or u could just whip it out and be like yo suck it bitch or whack her across the face and then tell her to suck it. And if she doesn't, slap the bitch. Nothing shows athority like the back of ur hand.

[sheerx]

Stupid.



I once fell off the top of my house. I was dancing to show off to my girlfriend and I slipped. She dumped me.

Ha thats funny..

My most Embarrasing moment was when I tried to pose in front of a person who supposetly liked me and fell on my ass.. haha somehow I went unconsious

[-=Rico-GP=-]

I fell asleep getting a hair cut after pulling an all nighter

[Xenn]

Accidentally called a girl I liked a bitch (online)

Lol pretty funny now that I think back

[uncapped]

I called my girlfriend a bitch to her face, so thats no biggie.

[Grav]

I call everyone a bitch, so yeah, no biggie.

[Xenn]

Yeah but I hadn't really talked to her much and "bitch!" isn't the greatest pickup line (unless you've got a lot of money of course)

[Hades-Knight]

Or u could just whip it out and be like yo suck it bitch or whack her across the face and then tell her to suck it. And if she doesn't, slap the bitch. Nothing shows athority like the back of ur hand.

ROFL

that would have been so fucked up.........Breakign the ice by whiping it out ahahahhaa

[Xenn]

"Hey you get around a lot right? Can you tell me if this looks healthy?"

*Whip out*

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Does this look like a "Q" to you?

[Grav]

A Quagmire?

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Long Story short,

Quagmire shaved his pubes into a circle and used his penis to make it look like a Q

[Mydogisyourdog]

It was during Recess in like 8th grade. I was playing football with some friends, and a group of chicks were watching us. One of them happened to be this hella hot gurl that i had a crush on for quite some time. Well, i chose to be the running back. Jason (QB) tosses me the ball, i head to the sideline near the chicks (show-off a bit) and my friend tackles me. Then out of the blue i ripped one HELLA loud. I was so fuckin embarassed. ANd they were al laughin, but it is cool. I talked to her later and we went out.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

you left out the part where she dumped you.

[Jessifer]

Background: I've been bi-curious since I was about 14. I get along with my cousins as if we were all sisters, and we tell eachother everything, literally. Their mother is a racist to just about everyone who isn't like her. When I was 16, my younger cousin told me that she was a lesbian, and had a girlfriend. I was okay with it, and told her that I was bi-curious. That's how it was, and we went on with life. I had decided not to tell any other family members until I was older, mainly out of fear of how they would react.

Story: A couple months later, my dad, sister and I were on our way home from my aunts house. It was the most embarrassing car ride EVAR...for me, anyway. This is the conversation that took place:

Dad: "Your aunt has got the craziest idea that you're bisexual."
Jess: *inwardly spazzes*
Dad: "She told me today that Leslie (the lesbian cousin) told her you were. I told her that you weren't."
Jess: *mini-heart attacks*
Dad: "...You're not, are you?"
Jess: "Well...uh...yeah...kinda."
*everyone is quiet*
Dad: "...Oh."


The moral of the story: Don't tell family jack-shit about your personal life. It'll only bite you in the ass later on.

[uncapped]

Long Story short,

Quagmire shaved his pubes into a circle and used his penis to make it look like a Q

Heh, heh. Alriiight...

[Grav]

Background: I've been bi-curious since I was about 14. I get along with my cousins as if we were all sisters, and we tell eachother everything, literally. Their mother is a racist to just about everyone who isn't like her. When I was 16, my younger cousin told me that she was a lesbian, and had a girlfriend. I was okay with it, and told her that I was bi-curious. That's how it was, and we went on with life. I had decided not to tell any other family members until I was older, mainly out of fear of how they would react.

Story: A couple months later, my dad, sister and I were on our way home from my aunts house. It was the most embarrassing car ride EVAR...for me, anyway. This is the conversation that took place:

Dad: "Your aunt has got the craziest idea that you're bisexual."
Jess: *inwardly spazzes*
Dad: "She told me today that Leslie (the lesbian cousin) told her you were. I told her that you weren't."
Jess: *mini-heart attacks*
Dad: "...You're not, are you?"
Jess: "Well...uh...yeah...kinda."
*everyone is quiet*
Dad: "...Oh."


The moral of the story: Don't tell family jack-shit about your personal life. It'll only bite you in the ass later on.

FationSurge: jessifer just posted the same ...story twice
GravitonSurge: lol
FationSurge: one in the first page
FationSurge: then again in the last.
GravitonSurge: say something then.
FationSurge: no
FationSurge: she'll start talking about how she's bi-curious or something

[Jessifer]

...Awe crap. Sorry. Someone delete that, then. Bleh.

[EX-Mania]

a few years ago I was wanking in my room alone then from almost nowhere the door opens just a crack and I see my mom's face pop in the crack looking in my room, she saw me wanking! she didn't know I was doing that i hope but when she saw me she didnt say a word, she just closed the door and left.. I ususally heard my parents walking through the hallway so i stopped wanking but not that time :( unfortunately... I couldnt look at her for a week.. i opened my door to see if she was there and if she was i would put whatever i had to do on hold jus to amke sure i wasnt in her field of vision :P it sucked

[Mydogisyourdog]

you left out the part where she dumped you.

Ahah. ya that came later when i called her a bitch for breaking my Disturbed CD. Man, one fight and she dumps me. Heh. ah well, life goes on.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

lol how old were you when this happened?

[Jamesadin]

Holy, has every single guy had some sort of masturbation incident?

[Jessifer]

Heh. I think it's funny. It makes me think that no guy has the common sense to do it when they're sure that no one is home.

[Demosthenes]

Holy, has every single guy had some sort of masturbation incident?

which incident exactly are you talking about?

[Mydogisyourdog]

lol how old were you when this happened?

It started in the summer between 8th and 9th grade. Then i went out with her for most of 9th, and in the middle of sophmore year she dumped me. She broke my CD cuz i called her best friend a slut for doing like 4 guys in 2 weeks. Then we started to argue a bit, she broke my CD, i called her a bitch, then she is like "We should see other people." and i was like "Whatever". I talk to her every once in awhile, but i moved on. She was pretty cool though.

[Jamesadin]

Alright, I am at camp, and I am in the middle of a skit. Its really corny, and I am supposed to say "Leave my wife out of this! I made my own sandwich". Now, you must remember that I am speaking to a girl, and I said "Leave your wife out of this, I make my own sandwiches!" Oh, it wasn't too good, but she forgave me, eventually. And this was infront of the whole camp, and everyone was laughing. But it was kind of funny though at the same time.

[Kuja`s #1]

I got caught touching myself.....in third grade.

[Raziel]

...erg...well, shit.

I dated a girl for little over a year when I was 14. We were each other's first sexual experience, and the two of us went a little nuts with it. She, at one point, suggested a threesome with one of her friends. The catch was, she was terrified to ask, and wanted me to do it for her. So, I spoke with the friend about it, and after stumbling around the subject for about an hour, I just blurted it out and asked her. She refused, and then proceeded to tell everyone she knew about it. My girlfriend then denied ever having any part in it, and I was left looking like a perverted jackass. I honestly didn't think it could get any worse until other kids from my church's youth group started asking me about it. Beat that.

[Valmar]

So, she really didnt want to do a threesome just a dick headed friend of hers said she did? I HATE shit like that!!

[Raziel]

No, no, no. My girlfriend was the one that brought the subject up. She was too scared to ask her friend about it, so she made me do it for her. I asked the friend, she said no, told all her friends that I asked and then my girlfriend denied ever suggesting it. She made me look like it was all my idea and that I was a psycho pervert. Then, other kids in my youth group found out, and I started getting shit at church.

[KagomJack]

i got caught cutting a kid's back out with a rock

embarassing because that was rude

and because i was caught attempting to kill

(i only managed to just make him bleed all over the place)