Humorous happenings in school.

[Penny_Bags]

Two things happened today, one is amusing, the other is fucking hillarious.

First, I'm like 5'7, a sophomore in highschool. I look like a small kid, but I am, well... a tank. I was walking through the hall, and some big 6'2 lacrosse player was being an ass and tried to ram into me like I wasn't there. I saw it coming and braced myself and when he hit me, he just flat out spun around and landed on his ass! It was so funny, he got all pissed and pretended like he tripped or something. It was great...

The real HILLARIOUS thing happened at lunch. Before I tell you this story, our "Administrator of Discipline" is a bi-polar, former college Linebacker, he played for Michigan I think. HE weighs like 270 and is 6'2 or soemthing like that (this guy hides in bushes with binoc's making sure that no one leaves campus that isn't allowed to). Me and my friends were just sitting in our cafeteria. There are three entrances, an entrance to an outside courtyard, one to the east most side of the building and one to the west most side of the building. Some black kid was close to getting expelled for drug abuse... and today he came in while all cracked out. His eyes were real big and he looked all crazy... twitching and shit.. it was actually kinda scary. This is when the laughing starts. He enters the cafateria from the east side, and as a teacher is coming in the door from outside, he whips a lunch tray about 50 yards across the lunch room at him for no apparent reason... nearby is our Discipline guy. He comes TRUCKING from the fucking west entrance, plowing over chairs. He dives at top speed at the black kid, nearly knocks him out. The kid is rolling around, grabbing his side. 3 minutes later, the discipline guy gets on the intercom and says "the threat has been neutralized in the cafeteria, providing the results of the drug test are accurate **** will be expelled. There is no story here." It was so fucking funny when the kid threw the tray and got plowed.

[Kuja`s #1]

Amusing... Indeed would've been funny to see.

The funniest thing in my school was when this kid knocked me down last year. I heard him laughing but then he saw my white cane. He stopped laughing in a hurry. He gave me five bucks in apology and asked that I never tell a teacher.

[Demosthenes]

We have this white teacher at our school. He isn't 2 big or nething...just avg...but from what i here this guy is really strong. Normally this guy is really peace-loving type of person. Last week i see this kid yelling at him, cussing him out screaming fuck you fuck you and stuff. ALl of a sudden the teacher is like bring it on and throws his arms up like a gangsta. This kid runs out and eventually u see him come back in cuffs a minute later. It was pretty funny but i guess u had 2 be there.

Another thing. This is about 2 months earlier. I'm in math class just sitting calmly doing my work. All of a sudden this kid who sits 2 seats in front of me looks like he's having a seizure and starts yelling in front of the class at the top of his lungs "he's coming tp save us. praise thje lord praise the lord he shalt be here 2 save us and deliver us. lord o lord jeezus christ" something like that. He kept going for 5 minutes. He did this for no apparent reason whatsoever. The teacher was as astonished as we were.

[Kuja`s #1]

So.....what happened?

[Demosthenes]

nothing...he just sat back down and continued working as if nothing had happend

[Kuja`s #1]

O------kay...

[Thanatos]

Erm, I'd be asking him what the hell that outbreak was for..

[Sovereign]

When i was in inschool suspension with some friends, one ofr them made a paper mask mocking our schools deans. It looked soo funny. I was cracking up so bad. I almost go tkicked out of inschool -_-.

[Grav]

Today in class we were talking about AIDS being spread orally if you have cuts in your mouth.. and this one guy says "Well good thing I had my braces taken out then" and then he's like "OH SHIT WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN" and the teacher is looking at him like "no fucking way" and the class is laughing miserably. Best part was when the teacher said the bull sperm for the experiment was coming in at noon, I told him "just in time for your lunch!"


Once someone did
2x
- x
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2

in math class.. he crossed out the x's and got 2. -_-

[Penny_Bags]

Haha... the first one is hillarious, especially your comment.

[RoboticSilence]

We have a fast food place around here called Chickfila and it's the best damn chicken place ever. So our school was looking to sell their chicken biscuits during class change. They brought in a guy in a Cow suit(the cow is the mascot for the chicken place, telling people to eat more chicken and less cow) to advertise. The funny thing happened when this kid who was just standing in a group of people, turned around and ran full speed at the mascot guy. He just jumped up and tackled the mascot and knocked him into the stairs. The kid got expelled for doing it and the mascot broke his arm.

It was pretty funny once you get past the part that they now don't serve the biscuits at school.

[RoboticSilence]

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[OmniFalcon]

It would be funny if you tripped your Discipline Master guy.

[Grav]

These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
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One of the highlights of my day is the lunch groping contest. Whoever can give a girl the best wedgie wins. My part in it is being the narrator. I.E. - making everyone look like a fucking tard. It's great. Some guy took my highlighter today and I told him: "Use it on so-and-so's face. She needs makeup really badly."

[Hades-Knight]

go down

[zeal311]

This was last year but it was funny as hell. Well we were all down at lunch in the cafeteria. I whipped out this red food coloring i stole from my 3rd hour zoology earlier. And then BLAM, an idea popped into my head. Me and some frends asked this gril for a tampon. She gave it to us and we took it out and put the red food coloring ALL over it. I mean, DRENCHED it. We took it by the string and went into a different part of the cafeteria (because everyone on this side was watching us do it, cracking up). We whipped it on this table where a bunch of freshmen were sitting at and it splattered. The girls started screaming at the top of their lungs and they all ran away. Good times.

Oh and why do you have a cane kuja's?

[Hades-Knight]

Facts:



1. Dicipline guys are mammals.

2. Dicipline guys knock people down ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the Dicipline guy is to stop crime gangsta style.


Weapons and Gear:

1.Radio comm

2.Dicipline referal forms

3.Pen

Testimonial:

Dicipline guys can suspend anyone they want! They kick people out of school ALL the time and dont even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they suspend people ALL the time. I heard there was this Dicipline guy eating in the cafeteria. And when some dude dropped a spoon the dicipline guy expelled the whole school. My friend Alex said that he saw a Dicipline guy totally suspend some kid just because he went inside the bathroom!!!

And thats what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!

If you dont believe Dicipline guys have REAL ULTIMATE POWER you better get a life right now or they will expell you from school. It's an easy choice, if you ask me.













Btw there ahsnt been any page doen about dicipline guy, if some1 is willign to host it for me ill gladly make it.

[Kuja`s #1]

I have a comment. Does the big guy ever knock you around?

[Grav]

Discipline.

But that was pretty funny KR.

[D3V]

Great story, ....

That same sorta thing happened to me, (like your first story)

I'm about 5'6, real short, weightlifting and wrestling though bulks me up.

Some jack ass nigger was playing basketball with me and some other people. So I was playing point guard, and i'm coving this jackass and I give him some cushion, (cuz he's really fast from chasing cheetas) and he desides to run through me, *at that moment when he looks and plants his foot I know he's gonna try to ram me, so I box up and brace myself* then he hits me and stops, it was so funny cuz soon as he hit me he dropped the ball and I ran that shit back down the court and layed it up.

Very nice, you'd have to see it to see why it was funny, I mean this porch monkey was like 6'2, I did my hitler salute after he fell backwards and I scored the bucket.

[Thanatos]

It's funny watching wrestlers try to play basketball.

[Demosthenes]

Great story, ....

That same sorta thing happened to me, (like your first story)

I'm about 5'6, real short, weightlifting and wrestling though bulks me up.

Some jack ass nigger was playing basketball with me and some other people. So I was playing point guard, and i'm coving this jackass and I give him some cushion, (cuz he's really fast from chasing cheetas) and he desides to run through me, *at that moment when he looks and plants his foot I know he's gonna try to ram me, so I box up and brace myself* then he hits me and stops, it was so funny cuz soon as he hit me he dropped the ball and I ran that shit back down the court and layed it up.

Very nice, you'd have to see it to see why it was funny, I mean this porch monkey was like 6'2, I did my hitler salute after he fell backwards and I scored the bucket.

u remind me of that dude from american history x

[zeal311]

Lol Thats a tite movie. Im not racist or anything but thats jsut a seriously well written and directed movie.

[RoboticSilence]

Wow...
D3V, you win the "Best Attempted Fake Racism Award."

[J_iceman]

dam i remember that time when my cousin got expelled from school in his 2nd day at school :-P that was funny, he beat up 6 guys that where about to gang up on him. ....long ass story

[Dan XIII]

Great story, ....

That same sorta thing happened to me, (like your first story)

I'm about 5'6, real short, weightlifting and wrestling though bulks me up.

Some jack ass nigger was playing basketball with me and some other people. So I was playing point guard, and i'm coving this jackass and I give him some cushion, (cuz he's really fast from chasing cheetas) and he desides to run through me, *at that moment when he looks and plants his foot I know he's gonna try to ram me, so I box up and brace myself* then he hits me and stops, it was so funny cuz soon as he hit me he dropped the ball and I ran that shit back down the court and layed it up.

Very nice, you'd have to see it to see why it was funny, I mean this porch monkey was like 6'2, I did my hitler salute after he fell backwards and I scored the bucket.stop being racist

[RoboticSilence]

There's no rule against it, just ignore him.