Smarterchild is back!!!!!!!!!!

[Hades-Knight]

Message the nig^_^

[D3V]

Wow, lets all celebrate, now we all can act like we have friends!

[Kuja`s #1]

I'm smarter than a child.

[Sovereign]

Talking to smarterchild is like talking to a brick wall. its boring, pointless, and a bad waste of time.

[Kuja`s #1]

Who's smarterchild?

[Demosthenes]

an aol bot...pointless talking 2 him

and he's been back 4 a while...

[Sovereign]

There is also the bot Austin Powers. Its main purpose is to type like british people talk, to annoy you, oh and to give you info on well, austin powers.

[Kuja`s #1]

aol bot? I'm clueless to the ways of the Internet.

[Demosthenes]

it's like a robot that talks 2 u

msg it

smarterchild is its sn

[Kuja`s #1]

Why does it do that?

[Demosthenes]

because that is what it is programmed 2 do

[Kuja`s #1]

BUT WHY IS IT PROGRAMMED TO DO THAT? mj I am talking to you(only writting this cuz I can't just post in all caps.)

[Grav]

Because people have NO LIVES. AT ALL.

[Jessifer]

Actually, I find that Smarterchild is actually quite useful at times. If you give it your area code, you can get information on movie theaters and times and what's playing and such. It's helped me out many times.

[Kuja`s #1]

I've got a life....meridian....something.

[Grav]

HAHAHAHA! That ad is great!

[Kuja`s #1]

Its SYG's sig, or it was. And I got it now

"I have a life....meridian 69!"

[Demosthenes]

BUT WHY IS IT PROGRAMMED TO DO THAT? mj I am talking to you(only writting this cuz I can't just post in all caps.)

cuz some ppl r bored...i dunno honestly why they programmed him but he's there nevetheless.

[Kuja`s #1]

How does he talk to you?

[RoboticSilence]

It's Meridian 59 you six year old... and on a lighter note... I wasn't aware that SmarterChild had gone anywhere.

[Demosthenes]

How does he talk to you?

by msging u

[OmniFalcon]

SmarterChild is simply an AOL bot programmed to offer AOL to those customers who have AOL Instant Messanger. IF you talk to him/her/it long enough, then he/she/it will reply with offers from AOL. Though it is more amusing to some to swear and make funny comments, SmarterChild has a limited amount of responses. Btw, If SmarterChild is really some forty-year old man living with his parents, then wow. Just wow.

[Hades-Knight]

he ant possibly be human, he replies like a milisecond after you send the message.......how would a human type that fast

[D3V]

I have one of those bot things like that on my b-list, I use it to ask questions about gaming news, or movies,

VaVaVirgil

[Eddie_Perez]

Old... it got boring when he made me say I'm sorry :(. Then I just stopped...

[RoboticSilence]

I told him to go fuck himself... besides MegaHAL is better...
www.megahal.net

[Kuja`s #1]

A friend said smarterchild was gay.

[Xenn]

I once meant to say something very obscene to SmarterChild, but accidentally said it to a girl I know, cause all I looked at was the "s" at the beginning of the window.

Whoops! Haven't talked to her since.

[Demosthenes]

r there any bots that make funny comments or insult u?

[RoboticSilence]

Well I had SmarterChild admit he molests goats once.

[Eddie_Perez]

Yeh! Those are the funniest... or get him to say your friends are gay...

[Jessifer]

I've said this before somewhere, but I've gotten him to say "You love hentai, I love hentai, everybody loves hentai!"

[Demosthenes]

no...not everyone


i do not love hentai...

[Kuja`s #1]

Me neither.

I do not like SmarterChild.

[OmniFalcon]

Could SmarterChild be human? There is a [] chance yes because it isn't hard to make a program to respond to a messege. It is hard to make a program to respond to a message in a certain way, which depends on what the message was. If, in fact, SmarterChild is human, I would probobly say sorry to him/her for swearing my ass off or just being rude. But I don't think SmarterChild is human, just a bot programmed to keep us informed on offers of AOL.

[Kuja`s #1]

I don't think he is.

[RoboticSilence]

No human can respond instantly to hundreds of IMs a day.

[Hades-Knight]

Which is why i posted this a few posts back...



he ant possibly be human, he replies like a milisecond after you send the message.......how would a human type that fast

[Kuja`s #1]

Maybe he isn't.