Great quotes

[p1ng]

Courtesy of Illfuckinghostit.com/losers.txt
"Is it just me, or are all ICP fans stupid?"
"HELLO, CAUGHT IN THE ACT, NOW YOU SUCK THE SWEET TASTE OF BITTER UNIX JIZZ INTO YOUR MOUTH!"
"You are a big sucky fag with your 'cstrike.ace'"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DIGIMONWORLD BULLSHIT? GROW UP"
"I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE!"

[RoboticSilence]

Holy shit...

[p1ng]

omg u hackjed my webcame!!!! how u get my picture!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! OMG WTF

[Subjukator]

Courtesy of Illfuckinghostit.com/losers.txt
"Is it just me, or are all ICP fans stupid?"
"HELLO, CAUGHT IN THE ACT, NOW YOU SUCK THE SWEET TASTE OF BITTER UNIX JIZZ INTO YOUR MOUTH!"
"You are a big sucky fag with your 'cstrike.ace'"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DIGIMONWORLD BULLSHIT? GROW UP"
"I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE!"

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[Eddie_Perez]

My originality meter went through the roof on this one... I really need to make a sig...

[OmniFalcon]

lmfao i like the one about icp fans
here are some actual quotes of greatness

Newspaper Article :
Discipline leads to 100% Success
D-4th letter of the alphabet
I-9th letter of the alphabet
S-19th letter of the alphabet
C-3rd letter of the alphabet
I-9th letter of the alphabet
P-16th letter of the alphabet
L-12th letter of the alphabet
I-9th letter of the alphabet
N-14th letter of the alphabet
E-5th letter of the alphabet
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100
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heres another set of quotes
Newspaper:
Words of Wisdom
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it"
"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up."-Jesse Jackson
"If you know it and you don't use it...then you don't know it."
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."-Ambrose Redmoon
"It does not matter how slowly you go...so long as you do not stop."-Confucius
"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison
"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you."-Joey Adams
"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
"A good idea doesn't care who has it, and neither should you."
"Nothing was ever achieved by accepting reality."
"If you are lonely when you are alone, then you are in bad company."-Jean Paul Sartre

and heres my last set of quotes
my mommy got this page photocopied years back b4 ah was b0rn
Paper:
Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.
Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.
Make all your friends feel there is something special in them.
Look at the sunny side of everything.
Think only the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best.
Be as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.
Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
Give everyone a smile.
Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others.
Be too big for worry and too noble for anger.

kthxbai ^_^

[RoboticSilence]

The point of this thread was actually just for me to post my "Nice Quotes Dumbass" forum pic with p1ng giving an awful smile.

[OmniFalcon]

sry...

[RoboticSilence]

You should be... p1ng poured his soul into making a face that hideous.

[LiveWire]

Auto-shotguns are fun....


xThexNemesisx: L8ter Homey!
Zelaron: I thought you said "honey" there for a second
xThexNemesisx: your not my type
Zelaron: I'm not?
Zelaron: lol
Zelaron: lata, nigga


Whats wrong being gay...i think its cool...anyone want to take a bath with me?Shinto Katana: Oh-well i'll be known as the gay mod

[V][asta]PENIS

[V][asta]SURE! I HAVE A TUTRLE ONE~~!
Stop being homo on me, i'm starting to like it =/

[Jessifer]

Maturity does not come with age. It comes with experience.

[Kuja`s #1]

This thread's meaning can be aplied to our lives. That's deep. First one to figure it out wins a prize!

[Eddie_Perez]

Thats almost as deep as the whole in your head...

[RoboticSilence]

I really thought that a picture of p1ng would drag more members in here for laughs.

[p1ng]

I know. Most people arent recoiling in shock and awe of how sexy I am.

[Kuja`s #1]

My grandmother saw yur picture and had a seizure.

[Kuja]

Well then, Robotic post some more picture !

[p1ng]

Hell have some on monday. Probably between 10 and 1130 AM (EST)

[Kuja`s #1]

Poor grandma...

[Thanatos]

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt."

[OmniFalcon]

=-0 true

[zagggon]

yep

[RoboticSilence]

"yep" -zagggon

[DaFrigginDoctah]

"Aim low in life, if you happen to do better, that's great."
My friend Chris told me that once, when I was feeling rather depressed about my future and not being able to live up to my own expectations... I got a huge laugh out of it, and it made me feel a lot better. Anyway, he claims to of came up with it himself.

[Kuja]

It s very similar to something i heard in the simpsons.
It was something like "Aim very low in life. That way if you screw up no one will know."

[Kuja`s #1]

"Eat my shorts."

[Jessifer]

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
- Agatha Christie

[Kuja`s #1]

"Me no speak Chinese."

[OmniFalcon]

i forgot where i heard this i think it was a movie
"When you hit rock bottom, the only place to go from there is up"

[Kuja`s #1]

I remember that. No remember from where though.



"Guess there's no shortcut."

[RoboticSilence]

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." - Some song I heard on the radio.

[Kuja`s #1]

"OH! MY TI-TAYS!!" Fat Bastard.

[Thanatos]

Classic.

[OmniFalcon]

My quote was from some disney movie. I think it was like Atlantis or something.

[zagggon]

"Jim"

[Kuja`s #1]

"You win some, lose some. Its all the same to me!" Motorhead, Ace of Spades

[Demosthenes]

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

and

why am i fighting to live if im just living to fight
why am i trying to see when there aint nothing in sight
why am i trying to give when no1 gives me a try
why am i dying to live if im just living to die

[Kuja`s #1]

"You're an idiot!" Me.

[Jessifer]

"b00b-chucks!"
- Xian, the ninja-wanna-be voice in my head.

[Kuja`s #1]

"I have a voice in my head...and it is telling me to kill you!




















And to dip myself in ranch dressing while wearing a G-string." My bro.

[Jessifer]

...Kinky?

...Man. What a waste of my 300th post. Oh well.

"Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think that people are laughing with you."

[Kuja`s #1]

WARNING!

If you like Backstreet Boys, you will be run over by me and my homedog.

[OmniFalcon]

Right up the word, Shiz-Dogglet!

Go down to the hizz0w, and frow a g-splinker in the home skillit, yo homey funk tree.

[Kuja`s #1]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

[Jessifer]

Now I am totally confused...


"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."
“In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.”
- Mark Twain

[OmniFalcon]

Yeah, swearing is the only thing I can think of that is BAD and GOOD at the same time. Actually I can think of one more!!!



Coca Cola!

[Kuja`s #1]

"One of my balls hangs lower than the other one." guy from the old Man Show.

[Jessifer]

Isn't that common with all guys, Kuja's? I heard it was, at least.

[Kuja`s #1]

Yeah it is.

"Cigarett4es killed my father, and raped my mother." guy from Family Guy episode about Peter becoming leader of the tobacco company that bought out his toy company.

[Raziel]

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." - Some song I heard on the radio.


"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindess that can kill. I will choose a path less-clear. I will choose free will."

It's an old Rush song. Can't remember the name of it for the life of me. Geddy Lee sucks balls.

[Kuja`s #1]

Straight out of line...! I can't find a reas why I should justify my ways...!


Godsmack, Straight out of Line

[p1ng]

"Godsmack is a bunch of trendwhores." - kraZy (me, shithead)

[Jessifer]

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
- Albert Einstein

[Sovereign]

its a rather old and cheesy quote but i stand by it.

"If at first you dont succeede. Try, and try again".

[Jessifer]

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Repeat until caught, then lie.
Blame it on the sheep."

[Sovereign]

Nobody has ever said that....dont lie -_-

[Rurouni Storm]

"Sometimes you just have to put a smile on your face and say 'fuck it!'" - GTO

[Jessifer]

Nobody has ever said that....dont lie -_-

I think I heard something like that on a cartoon, actually. I can't remember which one, though. :look: Though I doubt it was exactly that.

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[Kuja`s #1]

"I'm a pompus little anti-christ who will probably abandon my dreams for world domination and fall in with a roughtrick named Jim." Brian the dog from Family Guy.

[Jessifer]

Brian rocks. Stewie is my favorite character from that show, though. ^_^

[Kuja`s #1]

"Sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant." Leala from Futurama.