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[Jessifer]

Hiyo, everyone. I'm Jess, I just joined, and I need to be entertained. So...

...Entertain me!

[RoboticSilence]

Welcome to Zelaron! Make sure you familiarize yourself with the rules like no double posting(use the Edit button to fix mistakes or add things to your posts) and blantant massive thread digging (posting in really old threads with nothing important to say)... have fun!

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm the magical dancing bear.

Welcome to Zelaron!

[Jessifer]

That's a lot of bouncing there...KA. It's almost hypnotic.

Mmm. *continues to stare*

Err..yes. Anyway, thanks for the friendly welcome. And I'm aware of the rules, Thank you.

[RoboticSilence]

Finally a new member who actually reads the rules... we need more like you, Jess.

[!King_Amazon!]

I filled her in while she was registering. She's my friend so you all know, and I won't take kindly to assholes being assholes.

[RoboticSilence]

Good, !K_A!, show her the ropes and how the spam the hell out of the WRT.

[Jessifer]

Mwa hahahaa....I'll have no trouble with spamming there.

*cackles deviously to herself*

[Sovereign]

I won't take kindly to assholes being assholes. Shit ka, we need to talk....jk :P. Welcome to zelaron. A good place to start i sthe starcraft forums :D. Hope ya have fun.

[Jessifer]

But but but...I don't have Starcraft. *wide eyes*

I'm poor and lazy.

[RoboticSilence]

Starcraft is like 5 dollars at Walmart.

[Jessifer]

Note: I included that I was lazy. See?

;-)

[RoboticSilence]

Internet?

[Jessifer]

I'm still too lazy? I was nearly too lazy to register for this forum. But Kell/KA pressured me into it.

[zagggon]

Im lazy 2 :)

[Jessifer]

The fact that it's midnight here makes me even lazier.

I ned fod. And slep.

[Titusfied]

Well, I welcomed you elsewhere, but welcome again. Glad to see !K_A! referring some decent people. Yay! :D

[Jessifer]

Where ever I go, I am loved.

Yay! Free huggles for all!

Except you, KA. You have to pay me. In kisses.


Chocolate kisses.

[Raziel]

Welcome to the forum. I see from your profile that you are a "Grade-A Comic Nerd." What books do you read?

[Jessifer]

Not Comic books (You may lynch me now), Online comics.

But if I did read a comic book, I'd most likely read X-Men. I have a Nightcrawler fetish.

And I could have sworn it said "Whore" and not "Nerd"...

[Raziel]

Oh, well you suck now. I've yet to encounter anyone that reads comics on this forum.

[Jessifer]

I feel ashamed now.

[Raziel]

As well you should.

[Jessifer]

*shamed* I need ice cream to cheer me up. Or at least more Mt. Dew.

[haplo]

fuck mountain dew!! sierra mist bitch!!

[Jessifer]

Ew. Sierra Mist sucks donkey rim, foo.

[haplo]

u suck donkey rim u dum cunt bitch!









































seira mist does suck. its all about arizona green tea

[Jessifer]

Nah. That sucks too. But please, keep insulting. It's amusing.

[Raziel]

Visit the Flame Forum for that sort of banter.

[Jessifer]

Is it wrong of me to tell him to keep on insulting and then report him for my own amusement?

Aah, anyway, I'm off to get some rest.

If sleep is for the weak, then I admit that I'm weak.

[Raziel]

Is it wrong of me to tell him to keep on insulting and then report him for my own amusement?


I'd consider that slightly wrong, yes. It'd probably be more to your advantage just to drag his ass into the Flame Forum and char broil him.

[J_iceman]

yes jess, YOU MUST vist the flame forum and see Raziel's "art of work". his work there is the best....just make sure you dont go against him O_o

[Jessifer]

Ah hah. I see. This I will consider in the future.

[Raziel]

My "art of work"?

[Jessifer]

*whisper* I think he means "work of art". Some people are dyslexic! I know I am when I'm hyped up on caffine, anyway.

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't like chocolate.

[Jessifer]

Hush, you. Chocolate is one of the more important gods!

[Sqrl]

I used to love chocolate, but then it stopped loving me. Poor teeh. ;_; Although Pocky is still acceptable. ^_^

Hope you have fun on the forums, and watch out for Sovereign, he's evil. Pure evil.....

Raziel > I used to read comics a lot when I was younger, mostly Spiderman, Wolverine, and um.... Ghost Rider whenever possible. Also cool things like crossovers, like the one that involved Punisher, Daredevil, Nomad, and others. =D

[Jessifer]

You'll never take my chocolate away from meh! Kya haha!

Yeah. Anyway, I'm just a huge fan of Online Comics. Sluggy Freelance, Real Life Comics. 8-Bit Theater, Mana Theater, Something Positive, Sexy Losers. Things of the such and ect.

[Chruser]

I still have a vast selection of comics around as I used to collect them. I found some "The Phantom" magazines (which I don't read, never really did as I don't like them) from the 60's in perfect condition, which is cool. Garfield on the other hand rocks.

Well, that's off the topic enough already. Welcome to the board Jess. If you have any board-related suggestions or questions, feel free to PM me a line or two. That goes for all of you.

[Jessifer]

Thanks for the welcome. I hope to be around for quite a while. ^.^

[Thanatos]

Ahh screw all!

[RoboticSilence]

This is quite possibly the most popular new member thread ever.

[zeal311]

No that one girls was. The scary vampire chick. Well, she doesn't post here anymore anyway.

[Jessifer]

Why do you think this thread is so popular?

[!King_Amazon!]

Because it's so long.

[p1ng]

Why do you think this thread is so popular?
Because your name implies youre a female. Its an interesting theory, that anyone on the internet who is (or claims to be) female will be more popular than all of the other non-female users. I dont have enough proof to get it made into a scientific law though. Damnit all.

[Jessifer]

If I could help you I would.

...Actually, no. I wouldn't even if I could.

Sorry.

[!King_Amazon!]

It's true.

Oh, and she is a female, I've talked to her.

[Jessifer]

I have a funny voice. And so does Kell. Bwa haha!

[Thanatos]

The reason it's so popular is because about 3/4 of the posts are that of Jessifer's.

[Jessifer]

I'm becoming a forum whore.

[Grav]

yes jess, YOU MUST vist the flame forum and see Raziel's "art of work". his work there is the best....just make sure you dont go against him O_o

I used to be an artist of work. Now I'm merely an accountant of phenomena!

[J_iceman]

well thats better than me, all i do is sit and watch and hope that i dont get "hit" in the crossfire :-(

[J_iceman]

*whisper* I think he means "work of art". Some people are dyslexic! I know I am when I'm hyped up on caffine, anyway. yes your right, my hands are faster than my mind, thanx for the correction

[Jessifer]

Kee hehe. No problem. I'll be glad to correct you anytime. ;-D

[OmniFalcon]

hullo
im a loser
bai

[Jessifer]

Hi loser.
I'm horny.
Ciao.

[OmniFalcon]

Hi horney person.
I am a non horney person.
..hasta luego

[Jessifer]

Sigh. 2000 posts or 2 months and I get to have a customized title, then? That seems so far away. ;.;

[!King_Amazon!]

High horny person!
Would you like this thread closed?
No problem!