love

[ImNotDaz]

I'm madly in love with this girl named Katy.
She's one of my best friends but she doesn't like me.
What should I do?!?!?!

[Randuin]

One advice, Fuck off. Find someone who likes you.

[Titusfied]

Right, if she don't like you, let it go. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. I think that was what Randuin was trying to say, just not so nicely. >.<

[J_iceman]

actually just be a joker, a comidian, make her laugh, then she will start likeing you. just dont be makeing jokes when it is not needed. if she needs to be serious.....be serious.

[Kuja]

Well you shall pick your path now

a) Render her emotional unstable to get her easy
b) Rape her (whit or whitout use of drugz)
c) Kill her.
d) Move on
e) All of the above

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Brylin]

Well you shall pick your path now

a) Render her emotional unstable to get her easy
b) Rape her (whit or whitout use of drugz)
c) Kill her.
d) Move on
e) All of the above

Hmmmm this is tough...

[Penny_Bags]

1. Don't get advice from random strangers on the internet about your personal life.
2. Seduce
3. Use
4. Move on

[Demosthenes]

u know i might feel bad 4 u...but ur a jack-ass and no1 in their right state of mind would want u.

my advice:

STOP BEING A JACKASS

[Brylin]

ImNotDaz....u just got told ;-)

[Mydogisyourdog]

do her best friend

[Brylin]

what? do her best friend? what do u mean lol

[Kuja]

Meh doing the friend arround can actualy help but stick to my advice if you have what it take to do it :)

[Brylin]

im not understanting anyones posts here!!!! lol

[!King_Amazon!]

Take her to the movies on a friendly date, make sure it's a scary movie, wait until a scary part, right before it(seconds before it) start groping her and she'll scream, people will think it's just because of the movie, and she might even orgasm from the shock of the movie and the groping.

[Brylin]

LMFAO! Buetiful...I think im gonna try that. lol

[D3V]

Hahaha, heres some better advice.

1. Get her drunk
2. Take her back to your place
3. Do your thing
4. Get her pregnent

There you have it, now you will never get rid of her.

She may not like you, actually she'll hate you for about 6 years, then she'll cut off your dick and kill you, but look on the bright side! You won't be lonley!

[Kuja]

Avoid #4...
and
Dick loss...

[Demosthenes]

well...considering he has the ability to do number 3 and 4

[Mydogisyourdog]

like i said, do her best friend. she will get crazy jealous and fall for you.

[Kuja]

Well 3 and 4 could be replaced by
3. Fuck her up till she cant walk anymore.
4. Toss her out.

[0nyx]

Wow !!! I am so glad non of you guys are in love with me !!!! you are scary :(

But to be truthful, if you have asked if she feels the same as you and she has said "No" then there isn't any way to MAKE her love you, she just dosn't feel that way about you so it's best for you to move on.

[J_iceman]

i disagree, i think you are only in for lust, get to know her better and find out if you REALLy like her or not; find out more of her personality, find out what she likes (without being a stalker or droooooling right next to her) be a CLOSE friend to her and make a lot of jokes, make yourself be known and she will find you to be atractive. love takes time, you just have to know when your worthy to step up to the "plate"



Wow !!! I am so glad non of you guys are in love with me !!!! what are you talking about, i LOVE you :-D your practically the only woman here that i know your a woman (well and bob's girl)

[6InchBluePony]

let her go screw someone else... you need to get yourself an escort.

[Kuja]

Wow !!! I am so glad non of you guys are in love with me !!!! you are scary :(
Meh love it s nothing more then 2 ppl getting used to each other just like some ppl get used to a old pair of shoes or pants.
The only differance is the pants who get used to someone and this is why a pair of pants will still leave you whit that emptiness.

This is the way of life has to be lived.

Evolve
Practice the repoduction act.
Evolve
Mass reproduction.
No point in evolving more so let s welcome
Death

Living like an animal you would be suprised at how much you would actualy love it.

[Kuja`s #1]

Love.... What is love? Love is something shared between two people. Or in some cases between two men/women. I can also be shared between family members.

A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?" -Chruser

[Kuja]

The would you mind being financially destroyed if you change it for something. It work too it just proove what i said it s all about getting used to someone.

[J_iceman]

I can also be shared between family members i'm not sure about that there good buddy O_o

[Oreo]

love is different for all people, two people might be able to fall in love in one night, and spend the rest of their lives happily together, another couple might take 4-5 years to fall in love and spend the rest of their life together... it's just different for everybody

[Sovereign]

Love is a bitch.....and yet i never stop falling in it.

[Raziel]

Just forget about it. The situation will never change. She might even act like she has become interested in you, but it will be complete bullshit. She'll start to get friendly with you once you start seeing someone else. Then, if you try to dump the other chick and start something with the "friend," she'll conveniently lose all interest she briefly had in you, leaving you alone, pissed off and stewing with the knowledge that your current miserable situation is all your fault. Just leave it alone. Don't make any advances, don't try anything stupid, just leave her alone. All she will do is torment you every waking second of every day.

[ImNotDaz]

You GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going to go do something now, I hate you. You have disheartend me so much.

[Chruser]

Of course, you could always attempt to explain things to her. She might think you're awkward and start to avoid you, but it's not like the sky will fall down and suck you into a vacuum of eternal agony. When you said she doesn't like you, did she explicitly say that? If so, move on. If not, you could be deceived by your feelings.

[J_iceman]

remember, if you wait too long you can only go to the point, "we can only be friends" relationship :-(

[Hades-Knight]

Hmm something similar happened to me

This girl, one of my ex's best friends told me she liked me, i told her that thats cool, we should get to know each other better, then i met one of her friends, who si also my ex's 2nd best friend, and i went crazy for that girl, hehe the one that told me she liked me got mad at both of us for a lil while but then everhting is cool, ill see the girl i liked on saturday, we gonan go watch scary movie 3 =) hope she likes me too

[J_iceman]

so does that mean you guys are only friends??