The Pickup Lines Thread

[TheStryker]

Ok guys,

Post any pickup lines in here that you think are, funny, clever, or just plain stupid.

GO GO GO :cool:

For Starters,
The obvious stupid line:
"Girl your feet must be tired, because you've been runnin' through my mind all day" :slick:

And then a few clever ones:

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

And then a funny one:

"For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. " (LMFAO!)

Enjoy~ :D

[Kuja]

Here !

Wow those cloth look great on you !
But they would look even better on the floor of my bedroom !

[Sovereign]

"are you hurt? Because im sure you just fell from heaven"

[TheStryker]

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[Zion]

heres mine
bitch suck my dick..
works everytime

[TheStryker]

Depends who you say it to, Pedaphile.. Gay may be? :grin:

[The1]

Weak, I got good lines.

I'm an angel honest... The horns are just there to hold the halo up

You're just jealous coz the voices are talking to me and not you

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

In the beginning there was nothing, then god said 'let there be light' and there was still nothing but u could see it

You never die a virgin, coz in the end life fuckz us all

Friends are like condoms...they protect us when things are hard

Sex is just like pringles, once u stop the fun dont stop

I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lipz a secret! (Tracey)

im a bitch n i have class mess wit me n ill kick ur ass

Men are Kings, Kings are Rulers, Rulers are 30cm's long still think ur a man

If A Guy Tells u to suck his dick turn around and smile and say "i heard its dangerous to put small things in my mouth!

There's no I in slut but there is a U

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well look like one too

I'm too bad for heaven and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Life isn't like a garden so stop being a hoe.

When I die I wanna be buried upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass (Brad)

The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex (Lewis)

By the way the light is hitting your eyes I can see myself and Damn I look good! (Zac)

Sorry Cowboy, In my corral 8 seconds ain't no ride!

I do what the voices in my pants tell me to do

My name isn't elmo but you can tickle me anyway (Naomi)

If I compliment your figure would you hold it against me? (Minnie)

I'm not feeling myself today..may I feel you (Minnie)

I drink Rum cause I can't spell burbon (Josh)

My imaginary friends think I have a mental Illness (Emma)

I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze

Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich

If you want me to fall for u..u gotta give me somethin worth trippin over

Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught (Dan)

Cancel my subscription...I'm over your issues

Like what you see? Call 1800 you wish!

The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws!

Guys are like toilets...either occupied or full of shit (Erin)

If you're a prosty go get paid, If you're a virgin come get laid (Jono)

I'm not a ditz..I just lack common sense (Chloe)

Life's a bitch and then u die so lets all fuk and get high (Will)

Should I laugh cause we're friends or cry cause that's all we're gonna be? (Breanna)

Sumtimes I wish I was a little kid again...skinned knees are easier to fix then broken hearts (Carina)

My life is like an egg...I'm either gettin smashed or laid (Shane)

Life's a cunt, so fuk it (Lennie)

Life's like a dick..if it's hard fuk it (Chel)

The word for today is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word (Peter)

There's only one key to my heart and only one person has that key (Kirsty)

You're the worst lookin chick here but beauty is only a light switch away (Alex)

Women are like vaccuums..you dont know what they're gonna suck next (Scott)

Young, Dumb, Blonde and full of Rum (Zac)

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted the only real kinda kiss is a kiss tasted

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected

It's a gurls world and guys just live in it

I may not be fred flinstone but I can still make your bedrock (Scott)

My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk!

Dont start with me..You will not win!

If it's got tires or testicles It's gunna give you problems!

Men have only 2 faults..all they say and all they do!

I taught you everything you know..but not everything I know!

Love is like a photo negative..It develops in the dark (Emma)

My best assets..stick out infront of me (Naomi)

I'm not as think as you confused I am!!

Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give u a minute to catch ur breath (Josh)

[uncapped]

Do you want to have sex with me?

["angel" of war]

I don't use pick up lines except for a "hi baby how u doin", i just give a girl a drink and dance with her, works every time

[bmason]

If we were squirls would u let me bust a nut in ur hole

[The1]

lmfao...

[Titusfied]

Hey, lets fuck.

Moved to General Conversation.

[J_iceman]

what happened with "hey what's your sign, slippery when wet??"

(throws glass of water to beautiful lady) dam, now your all soaked...let me help you get out of those wet cloths.

[haplo]

hey! wana suck sum dick?

[Hades-Knight]

This si teh b3st p1ck up l1n3 eva!!!

YOU:Are your parents retarded?
GIRL: NO why?
YOU: Coz your very special

[Randuin]

I don't believe there really need to be a pick-up line... Unless you're just looking for a one night swing.

[Hades-Knight]

Pick up lines are to be used at clubs dummy..........coz most of the time the girls you date and stuff you already knew, they are called pick up- coz you start the conversation for the first time, usually at a bar/party/etc

[Kuja]

When i see you i get all hard in my pantaloon !

[EX-Mania]

Nice shoes!!! Wanna fuck?.. this ones perfect! use it!.. go on! use it!

[J_iceman]

what about;

"fuck me if i'm wrong, but is betty your name??"
hint~~make SURE her name ins't betty :-P

[0nyx]

Is that a Gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[Doofus_AW]

This one only works on Wednesdays and it has actually worked for me, find a girl with a good sense of humor and a couple of drinks in her and say:

"Hey beautiful, how would you like to be the hump in my hump day?"

[platnum]

"Do you use windex on your pants? cause i can see myself in them."

[Penny_Bags]

The best line ever...
"I have bagels... lets get naked."

[haplo]

random girl- "is that a gun in your pocket or are u just happy to see me?"
haplo- "actualy its a gun!"
unloads a clip in her face

[platnum]

Nice try haplo, but that was bad.

[haplo]

its from a movie. americas sweethearts. or sumthin like that.............................................. ..... yah

[RoboticSilence]

"By Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, we're already attracted to eachother."

[Eddie_Perez]

q-f2/b-c5

[LordZpider]

Universal Law of Gravitation = Fg = G m1 m2 / r^2

[J_iceman]

ok so umm, those last 2 post was pick up lines?? good luck O_o

[Kuja`s #1]

Hello miss, would you do me the fine pleasure of escorting me to the homecoming dance?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!

I just get to know them and ask. Pick up lines are gay...

[Mydogisyourdog]

"Can you leave? Cuz if i stare at you any longer i swear to GOd im gonna blow in my pants."

[Edge]

"That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming." :D

[6InchBluePony]

your father should be in jail. (she asks why) Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

It works every time for me!

[J_iceman]

hey i lost my phone number.....can i have yours???

[Oreo]

*tells girl how he feels about her after getting to know her
that truely works, at least for a close friendship if nothing more

[RaZ]

"By Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, we're already attracted to eachother."

damn id like to see you get a girl with a line like that..

[Xenn]

Sex is fun wanna have some?

*slap*

Goes home

Jacks off

Sleeps

Eats bagel bites

Wakes up

[uncapped]

Sex is fun wanna have some?

*slap*

Goes home

Jacks off

Sleeps

Eats bagel bites

Wakes up

Fucking great pickup.

[OmniFalcon]

wait...how do u eat bagel bites while ur sleeping???

lmfao pick up lines are ghey cuz most of the time the people who use them are just trying to get some. i guess a lot of people here forgot what a meaningfull relationship is?

Best line to say to someone *if ur a guy/girl looking to scare some1* its not a pik-up but it might work that way

Dimmu Borgir - Vredesbyrd <--- a song and say the first 2 verses lmfao:
Reis deg opp
La oss bestride
Den tanke fra vår lend
Og dyrk
På en forbannet jord
En smertens ætt
For så og tynge
De barmhjertiges skjød

believe me if u heard the song just say that and u would probobly scare some1

the best pickup line = the pick up line that adam sandler said in Anger Managment in the bar to the girl in the red dress

the 2nd best pickup line = in that movie with tom cruise as MAVERICK and he and all the pilots sang that song so the lady at the bar would ask him to sit

lmfao....i would never use any of ur pick up lines cuz they scare me a lot lol especially Xenn's little schedule lol

*Run away, Run, Run away, Retreat*