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Chruser
2002-04-06, 05:06 AM
Go into a HC channel on B.net with a softcore character, preferably with a completely fucked up equipment, ie, druid with sander's wand and hawkmail. Tell them this, and see what kinds of reactions you will get:

HC is boring, pointless and a complete waste of time for obvious reasons. About 1/14 of the world population is considered "less intelligent", in other words "dumb". 1/12 of the D2 players play HC. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to find out what I mean.

They will most likely reply with something like "NO, UR DUMB STUPID SOFTIE", and in most cases, you can laugh at them and reply with "And that comes from you". Another good quote to defend yourself is to tell the person that tries to insult you "And that comes from someone YOU" or "And that comes from someone with the name HaCoRaAeA-III" (replace the name with whatever the player's char name is. 80% of the HC char names are stupid).

Another insult that works fairly well is "I could insult you, but you're not bright enough to understand it anyway".

Lastly, you can pull my favourite D2 joke:
"Your mom is so ugly not even Deckard Cain can identify her!"

I've had quite some experience with this when I was bored, and I'm sure someone still remembers my character Boneweave in the USEast HC channel.

Have fun :)

I)ark_Phoenix
2002-04-06, 02:00 PM
ROFL! I love ur lil joke there, Chruser. Very entertaining.

rabbe
2002-04-06, 04:01 PM
Another way to insult a hc player, remind them that the game isnt real, and it doesnt really matter if they're on the ladder, or they have the best equip

JohnnyTAE
2002-04-06, 04:29 PM
or you can just pk them and laugh uncontrallably
nice choke chrus :)

ZERONX
2002-04-07, 08:55 AM
Lol the pk thing umm YOUR SOFTCORE you cant pk someone in hardcore or do you mean get a hardcore?

Randuin
2002-04-08, 10:35 PM
uh... DUH?

Sponki
2002-04-09, 04:49 AM
Lol the best is: "Your mom is so ugly not even Deckard Cain can identify her!"

I play both HC and SC and killing noobs in hc is so funny..
they say: i'll report you and blizzard will delete your account
or: I am gonna hack your acc. now!!!!!
or: I have just reported you to my clan and they will hunt you down and kill you..

Sure...

El Morano
2002-04-10, 08:02 PM
LoL, those where good man I liked the one about Deckard :] :] :] :] :] :] :] :] :]

Borc
2002-04-12, 03:53 AM
But i dont get hc its like they are trying to make it real life cause they can't die right, soon they will have a new computer where if you die on the game the computer will kill you lol

Borc
2002-04-12, 03:54 AM
Oh and i kknow hc can be fun just saying

Valmar
2002-04-13, 01:50 AM
LOL that dekard shit is hellarious.

Valmar
2002-04-13, 01:50 AM
Mind if i make it my sig?

Ps: How the hell can i get some gold i need weapon armor and item im naked here i try help as much as i can but i get no gold!

hackerdude123
2002-04-13, 04:35 PM
yea me too?

EX-Mania
2002-04-24, 12:19 PM
why is this sticky???..
this post=not so important =/

udda
2002-05-07, 06:24 PM
TheOmegaDragon gets 500 gold cuz he is rite he never did anything to deserve negative gold and the squeeky tire always get the grease :P

Chruser
2002-05-25, 09:36 AM
Glad you liked it :D

Urbanxxxassualt
2002-05-31, 06:42 PM
what i like to do to piss people off is just start firing names off while there trading... whisper someone with "Prick" like 5 times while having your away message "Prick" i dunno why but it seemed so funny the other night

Jamesadin
2002-06-23, 08:44 PM
good idea chruser! I think I will try that

talenaskittie
2002-07-20, 02:47 AM
you could always laugh your ass off at the fact that once the new patch comes out they will have to start all over to get on the ladder