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Penny_Bags
2003-07-20, 12:36 PM
Throughout history, fire has been used for protection, survival, weaponary, and most of all; shits and giggles. I am quite confident that a majority of the members here like fire. I just want to hear some of your better fire stories. This one is kind of weak but interesting none the less.

I am sure that you have all heard of, or made a little flame thrower witha lighter and a can of hairspray. This fourth of July, me and my friends were sitting around some guy's fire pit in his backyard (his backyard is a big hill with a small landing at the bottom where the fire was, and the woods were close by) shooting fireworks and what not, when one of my friends decided to stick a can of hairspray in the fire. Me and a few other people just hauled ass up the hill and watched from a distance. My friend Pat shoved the can in and they took off running. After about ten seconds, the shit went off! There was an actual exlposing, and huge noise. It looked sorta mushroom-ish shaped like most exlposions and went like 40 feet in the air, accompanied by a massive bang. I know we are all dipshits, but is was tight as hell! :fire:

!King_Amazon!
2003-07-20, 03:26 PM
I went to a fireworks store at the border about 10 minutes from here and purchased about $150 worth of firecrackers and M80s and shit, there was loads of them, and I made a big ass bon fire and threw them all in, they were going off for about an hour.

ViciousMilitia
2003-07-20, 09:13 PM
I set the dumpster at the elementary school on fire, it was right by the school though so the school kinda got alittle burnt too, they had 4 trucks over there.

Titusfied
2003-07-20, 09:15 PM
I used to just hit up trees with lighter fluid in the dead autumn with cool designs, blaze it up, and check out what happens... It usually didn't catch on everything though... ;)

DrowningOnAir
2003-07-20, 09:56 PM
Materials: Lighter
Extra person to hold lighter
cup for lighter fluid
mouth
lighter fluid

Directions:
Insert lighter fluid into mouth DO NOT SWALLOW!!! OR YOU WILL MOST LIKELY DIE!!!!
have extra person light lighter
and fucking breathe fire.

Be careful though fellas, sindged my eyebrows!!! it looks super cool but DONT SWALLOW THE FLUID


And this one time a a few friends of mine lit a fire in a bucket, a gas fire...

and then the bucket melted, gas spilled everywhere, lit my friends garage on fire, we were fucked.

:D:D:D fire owns

Eddie_Perez
2003-07-20, 10:28 PM
I set a forest on fire.

Penny_Bags
2003-07-21, 08:28 AM
Hah, these are all good. On a side not, vicious, do you live in Cincinnati?

Last night, I was at some random guy's party. This guy lives on a Christmas Tree Farm (LoL what a hick), and we took 3 dead pine trees and threw them on the fire. It was fucking nuts, we caught this nearby tree on fire and we had to get out a hose and start spraying, then my friend jumped through the fire a few times while it was like 30 foot high. (same one that threw the hairspray in by the way :D)