Funniest Comedians of All Time

[Medieval Bob]

I'm not putting these in order, as it could nearly be blasphemous.

The Sklar Brothers: Download their Chopper 4 bit. You will not regret it.

Lewis Black: Download his 2002 Comedy Central stand up bit. I prefer the first one, but both are worth downloading.

Jeff Foxworthy: Don't be scared because of the Redneck jokes... I'm not a huge fan of them either. Read the book, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem. It's really top notch comedy.

That's all I have for now. Please post other reccomendations, and please, only good comedians... I don't want to make a mockery of the internet downloading crappy humor.

[Eddie_Perez]

I really havent seen much of stand up comedy, but in the movies I would say that funniest person is Jim Carrey.

Oh, now that I think about, Robin Williams is pretty funny in standup, regardless that he sweats like a pig in an over wrapped in a fur coat wrapped in aluminum foil...

[Medieval Bob]

See, I'm not that big of a fan of Robin Williams stand up... It's just not as funny as other things I can compare it to.

Also, I wasn't really looking for movies. I appreciate the input, but, unless the movie is of comedic value such as Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it really should not be included in a thread about comedians.

[Eddie_Perez]

Fine damnit, ruin my dreams.

[uncapped]

Stephen Lynch.

Download any of his songs online, or visit his website and download a few (stephenlynch.com).

[Silverjinx18]

CH CH CH CH CHOPPER 4!!!

WHO SHOT 2PAC SHA(something)!!!???
CHOPPER FO!!!!

[uncapped]

Oh, Dane Cook is really a hilarious comedian too. You guys have to see him live to get the full effect, but I'm sure anything you find on him will be hilarious.

[Raziel]

Here we go.

George Carlin, Denis Leary (No Cure For Cancer wasn't funny. Lock And Load was hysterical), Eddie Izzard, Jeremy Hotz, Dave Attell, Dane Cook, Stephen Lynch, Greg Fitzsimmons and The Amazing Jonathan.

[khwiii]

Dave Attell and The Amazing Jonathan.

Those two are friggin hilarious. I also like Gallagher, and Dana Carvey can be funny sometimes. Oh, and for shits and giggles, the guys on Sportscenter ALWAYS give me a chuckle.

[Raziel]

Honestly, I think Dave Attell is quite possibly the funniest human being in the world. His humor is so fucked up, and his jokes just come out of nowhere. Dave Attell, I salute you!

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I love insomniac. Oh, and I forgot about Greg Fitzsimmons, Raz. Thanks for reminding me, that guy is hilarious.

[Medieval Bob]

Hrm... I never liked Dave Attell much... maybe I have missed some of his better material?

[kaos]

i just realized that raziels posts are are perfect grammar and its confusing to read cuz iam anti-grammar or somethin

[Eddie_Perez]

I suggest you all finish high school if you want to have perfect grammar.

[kaos]

i only need 2 more years !!

[`Insolence`]

Just about anyone could have perfect grammar, and not finish high school.. I'm not even in it yet, and I have decent grammar. -.-

BTW: Dave attel, dane cook, stephen lynch (i have his cd its great)

[Eddie_Perez]

No, you need to finish highschool to have at least, perfect grammar.

[Raijin Z]

Jeremy Hotz is right up there.

[Eddie_Perez]

I've actually caught some Eddie Izzard shows, they're great.

[Raziel]

How can you not like Attell, Bob?!

"I know what the ladies like. They like mystery, they like excitement! Guys, when you go home tonight, add a little mystery to your love life. When your old lady leaves the room...take a dump on the floor. There's nothing more mysterious than a dump on the floor."

I almost fucking puked, I was laughing so hard the first time I heard that.

[RoboticSilence]

Oh, Dane Cook is really a hilarious comedian too. You guys have to see him live to get the full effect, but I'm sure anything you find on him will be hilarious.

!!!! YES! Dane Cook is the fucking best. I might go see if if I decide to go to New York when he's doing a show... also...

Brian Reagan... goddamned funny as hell... buy his CD.

Definately the Sklar Brothers... the Straight Man's Caberet bit cracked me up...

Mitch Hedburn... just the things he says will make you laugh but they was he says it is better... download any of his bits you can find...

No, you need to finish highschool to have at least, perfect grammar.

Explain... I have nearly perfect grammar and I've still got one year left. Not to mention the fact that I have the same grammar knowledge I had 4 or more years ago. According to you, this makes me a prodigal child.

[RoboticSilence]

Accidental Double Post... feel free to delete.

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Accidental Double Post... feel free to delete.
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Err... DELETED!

[RoboticSilence]

Actually, it's not... thanks powerless News Poster... :)

[0nyx]

Billy Connelly

"People think there's only one way of wanking, but I've discovered a
great new way. You lie on your arm until it's gone dead. Then you do
it. And it feels like somebody else."

[Eddie_Perez]

Yes Yes, quite old. BACK ON TOPIXS!!!!! Is it me or EllenDeGeneres the most PG comedian ever? I saw something of hers on HBO, and it sounds like a fuking 60's stand up comedy complaining about society.

[uncapped]

That's cuz she's a lesbian whore.

[khwiii]

HA, the funniest thing about her is how she got used.

[Eddie_Perez]

Used by whom?

[khwiii]

Anne Heche of course.
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[-=Rico-GP=-]

Jerry Seinfield is up there in my opinion, hes pretty damn funny.

and where the hell did you get that pic? your private stash?

[khwiii]

Google search.

[uncapped]

Rofl, Ellen was lesbian pk'd.

[slaynish]

dave chappell and lewis black, lewis black is fucking great but i rarly see him ... he has that kind of wtf humor thats just great.

and dave chappell has the kind of black people humor, but most of his stuff is about racism, but some of its really nice, he has his own comedy show!

[Penny_Bags]

Here we go.

George Carlin, Denis Leary (No Cure For Cancer wasn't funny. Lock And Load was hysterical), Eddie Izzard, Jeremy Hotz, Dave Attell, Dane Cook, Stephen Lynch, Greg Fitzsimmons and The Amazing Jonathan. Totally agree! Except for the fact that I haven't heard Fitzsimmons or The Amazing Jonathan, That list is dead on!

[Xenn]

Gilbert Gottfried

[J_iceman]

i tried to watch margret cho; notorious C.H.O, i t wasnt funny
i also watched Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security (2001) very funny stuff,
chris rock, well his first ones really suck (i thought a girl was talking, it was actually him!!!!!!!) the newer ones was ok

[Eddie_Perez]

Oh, and also John Leguizamo(not sure on the spelling), he's helarious.

[Kuja`s #1]

Everyone listed except Jim Carey.

"I'm an asshole. I'mm an asshole!!" Show'd Denniss singing talents I think.

[Eddie_Perez]

I dO N0t c0mprEH3ND

[Gladius]

Jerry Seinfeld.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/Gladius/jseinfeld.jpg

[MarkiX]

I dont knowalot of domedians but my favorites are:
Gilbert Gotfried
Dave Attel
Jimmy Kimmel
Adam from the man show
and Robin Williams
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[Acer]

I like anyone comdian that isnt trying to be funny to be cool. Its an art IMO, being goofy and idiotic isn't funny unless you do it right. People think doing the same thing someone else did that was funny makes them funny. I can do jackass shit, but I won't be funny, me getting hurt will be tho.