I used to work at Subway. Ask me anything.

[JamaicanMoose]

I am bored so ask me anything about my experience working at Subway for 6 months. I will do my best to answer all questions.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Does cleaning the Fruizzle machine suck? I've heard you can get the fuck cut out of your hand.

[Eddie_Perez]

What was your position in Subway?

[ViciousMilitia]

How many boobs did the manager have?

[!King_Amazon!]

How many boobs did the bacon have?

[ViciousMilitia]

How many nipples does this kid eric in my neighborhood have?.....3 he has 3 fucking nipples isn't that shit strange?.....but anywho....how many nipples the teh pig they got the baccon from have?

[DrowningOnAir]

do you really bake your bread fresh every day?

[ViciousMilitia]

Well from what I hear they ship all there products in every week
my uncle drives truck for nicolas inc. and he delivers to them once a week with bread and meats and veggies....so you make the call

[Raziel]

Does Jared have aids?

[!King_Amazon!]

What is so good about that chipotle shit? It tastes like animal hair.

[ask_rabber]

Does Jared have aids?

Wow. That episode of South Park was awesome.

[ViciousMilitia]

do people that work at subway fuck alot?

[Medieval Bob]

Wow. That episode of South Park was awesome.

Wow. ALL episodes of South Park are awesome.

[ViciousMilitia]

Does Jerred suck horse cock?

[ask_rabber]

You got me there Bob. Say, do you ever have people playing the "Hi Bob" game? You know... when someone says Hi Bob, they take a shot of the drink of choice.

BTW, I didn't have a problem with you back in the day VM, but you act a lot younger than you are nowadays. You're what, 17? You seem like some 12 year old who really wants to get laid, even though you supposedly have sex frequently. All you talk about is fuckin your girlfriend. Might just be me, but I don't think anyone gives a shit on this forum.

On topic though, what's everybody's favorite sandwich from Subway? Personally... I don't have one, I generally have a sub made for me, BLT :D.

[ViciousMilitia]

You got me there Bob. Say, do you ever have people playing the "Hi Bob" game? You know... when someone says Hi Bob, they take a shot of the drink of choice.

BTW, I didn't have a problem with you back in the day VM, but you act a lot younger than you are nowadays. You're what, 17? You seem like some 12 year old who really wants to get laid, even though you supposedly have sex frequently. All you talk about is fuckin your girlfriend. Might just be me, but I don't think anyone gives a shit on this forum.

On topic though, what's everybody's favorite sandwich from Subway? Personally... I don't have one, I generally have a sub made for me, BLT :D.

hmmm......I don't want to grow up Rabber
but I'm still cool with you.....and what is it with people not thinking anyone but them gets laid.....I mean honestly...who doesn't have sex.....and anyway back on topic....my fav sandwich is the meat ball one

[ask_rabber]

Doesn't mean you have to act like a complete fool

[ViciousMilitia]

Doesn't mean you have to act like a complete foolPlz sir, get back on topic.

[JamaicanMoose]

[V][asta"]Does cleaning the Fruizzle machine suck? I've heard you can get the fuck cut out of your hand.

We had a guy come in once a month to do it.

What was your position in Subway?

I was a Subway Sandwhich Artist. ( Sub maker )

How many boobs did the manager have?

The manager was a man. I think he had 3 though.

How many boobs did the bacon have?

4.5

How many nipples does this kid eric in my neighborhood have?.....3 he has 3 fucking nipples isn't that shit strange?.....but anywho....how many nipples the teh pig they got the baccon from have?

I believe Jared, the pig, has 2 nipples.

do you really bake your bread fresh every day?

Yes, it is freshly made in the morning, at 1PM, and at 6PM.

Well from what I hear they ship all there products in every week
my uncle drives truck for nicolas inc. and he delivers to them once a week with bread and meats and veggies....so you make the call

The packages arrive about every 5 days or so. If we run out of a certain package, we just borrow it from a nearby Subway.

Does Jared have aids?

No.

What is so good about that chipotle shit? It tastes like animal hair.

It was not around when I worked there. However, I have had it and agree that it tastes horrible.

The thing is, is that most of these "new" subs are not really new. They are just new combinations being thrown together in an advertisement.

do people that work at subway fuck alot?

You really are lonely, aren't you? Anyways, there was no sex in the one I worked in. There was drug use, but no sex.

Does Jerred suck horse cock?

...

On topic though, what's everybody's favorite sandwich from Subway? Personally... I don't have one, I generally have a sub made for me, BLT .

Tuna, meatball, turkey, chicken teryaki, and steak and cheese were the most popular. I prefered the Meatball with pepperoni and american cheese on honey oat bread, warmed for 20 seconds.

[ViciousMilitia]

Thank you, you have been much help to my existance

[ask_rabber]

You really are lonely, aren't you? Anyways, there was no sex in the one I worked in. There was drug use, but no sex.

You see... that's what makes me think. He acts like he has sex all the time, says he has been walked in on more than enough times screwing his girlfriend. In my opinion he doesn't act mature enough to believe.

[JamaicanMoose]

I know. That is why I won best helper award at a camp that I attended when I was 6.

[JamaicanMoose]

You really are lonely, aren't you? Anyways, there was no sex in the one I worked in. There was drug use, but no sex.

You see... that's what makes me think. He acts like he has sex all the time, says he has been walked in on more than enough times screwing his girlfriend. In my opinion he doesn't act mature enough to believe.

It is the internet. For some reason people feel that they are obligated to act all tough and manly. I guess acting like a man to him means bragging about sexual interactions.

[ViciousMilitia]

Look you guys are really acting retarded about this....you stick on one subject that you guys just can't beleive actually happens...your like my grandma that thinks that everything is just so impossible.....wtf....who is more perverted the person who brings up the subject of the person who sticks on the subject.

[Medieval Bob]

What does it matter who is more perverted? I believe they're questioning your manhood, not your perverseness.

[ViciousMilitia]

my manhood is just fine thanks...not well preserved but it's fine

[ask_rabber]

Seems like you bring the subject up quite often, hence people question it. And, not everything is possible. Have you ever tried slamming a relvolving door?

BTW Vicious, the spelling of your name in your signature is different than your user name just incase you didn't notice that.

[Medieval Bob]

Damn straight.

[ViciousMilitia]

BTW Vicious, the spelling of your name in your signature is different than your user name just incase you didn't notice that.

Thank you captain obvious.....just cause my sig ownz yours...doesn't mean you need to make fun of it.

[Medieval Bob]

How can a misspelled sig own anything other than a more misspelled sig?

[ViciousMilitia]

lol your sig sux too

[Medieval Bob]

just cause my sig ownz yours...doesn't mean you need to make fun of it.

[ask_rabber]

Anything with Lens Flare sucks...

[!King_Amazon!]

My sig owns VMs.

[Adrenachrome]

JamaicanMoose
101
Jun 2003
Former Sandwich Artist
Plastic


R O F L

[ViciousMilitia]

My sig owns VMs.

Maybe

[Eddie_Perez]

My sig pwnz nothing. Writing on a screenshot :(. Someone should make me a leet sig! But I dont know what I would want on it, pfft, I'll stick to this one. Oh yeah, subway pwnz mcdonalds/burger king/taco bell but not carl's jr.!

[RoboticSilence]

You see... that's what makes me think. He acts like he has sex all the time, says he has been walked in on more than enough times screwing his girlfriend. In my opinion he doesn't act mature enough to believe.

The most likely truth is that he is dating an animal or a doorknob.

[JamaicanMoose]

JamaicanMoose
101
Jun 2003
Former Sandwich Artist
Plastic


R O F L

:haha: Who changed that?

[Adrenachrome]

JamaicanMoose
101
Jun 2003
Former Sandwich Artist
Plastic


R O F L

:haha: Who changed that?

o_O :p

[ViciousMilitia]

You see... that's what makes me think. He acts like he has sex all the time, says he has been walked in on more than enough times screwing his girlfriend. In my opinion he doesn't act mature enough to believe.

The most likely truth is that he is dating an animal or a doorknob.

I'm dating your mom you fat fuckin loser.

Note: *Robotic FatFuck just got owned*

[ask_rabber]

Actually... no, RoboticSilence did not just get owned. The "your mom" crap is so old school, sure there are some good ones yet today, but generally they suck, including yours. When I read what Robotic posted, I chuckled a bit and thought that it is indeed most likely the truth. When I read yours, I thought "What in the hell, this kid is retarded." If that is what you considering being "owned," you better raise your "ownage" standards.

[uncapped]

Now that was ownage.

[Xenn]

Quiznos > Subway

GG NO REMATCH K THX BYE

[Medieval Bob]

No see cuz the Subway sandwich has money in it and the Quiznos sub is in the middle of an interstate.

[uncapped]

I love all subshops. Quiznos, Subway, D'Angelo's. Alluvem are teh yum.

[JamaicanMoose]

Doesn't the Quiznos commercial feature an old man choosing a pepper farm over a nude beach?

That just proves Subway > Quiznos. After all, Subway has that little Clay Henry jingle. CLAY HENRY.

[Eddie_Perez]

Jerry!

[Grav]

Jerry!

[Senesia]

STOP SPAMMING <_<

Do people spit on the food...?

[DrowningOnAir]

people spit on the food no matter where you buy it...

though im not the subway master....in the one near me they make the sub right in front of you so they couldnt spit on it when you are there watching..

[Kuja`s #1]

Is there food made of frozen hobos?

[Hades-Knight]

They spit on the dough for the bread and on the ingredients before they slcie em up......

the ebst sub is Pizza sub....that thign ownszzzz

[!King_Amazon!]

No shit, thats all I get.

[DrowningOnAir]

i get free subway i love me!

[uncapped]

Omg snasauge sub.

[JamaicanMoose]

Do people spit on the food...?

Not in the one I worked in. If a customer gave us trouble, we would charge them for extra cheese or double the meat a few times.

[ViciousMilitia]

^that's fucked up^

[badboy]

My sig pwnz nothing. Writing on a screenshot :(. Someone should make me a leet sig! But I dont know what I would want on it, pfft, I'll stick to this one. Oh yeah, subway pwnz mcdonalds/burger king/taco bell but not carl's jr.!

I could use a freakin sig, I've been here longer than ALOT of people yet I've asked repeated times for someone to make me a sig yet no one gives a fuck.

[Eddie_Perez]

You gotta pm people and harrass them until they do I guess. Public posting wont do it.

[ViciousMilitia]

Back on topic please!

[Eddie_Perez]

Thur yeth thur.

[ViciousMilitia]

!!!WARNING!!!
!!!HOMOSEXUAL ALERT!!!
!!!WARNING!!!

[Medieval Bob]

Wish I had that picture of the big ass tank thing that says, "Gaydar has detected gayness in the previous post."

[ask_rabber]

Well, I'm not exactly an art professional such as our very own Randuin, but I managed to throw a signature together for you. You probably won't like it because I suck so much at using art programs, but I tried and that's what counts.
http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/ask_rabber/badboysig2.gif

[!King_Amazon!]

Add a background and it will look pretty good.

[Grav]

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/gravitonsurge/gayness.jpg

[EX-Mania]

.^.
.|.
.|.
A good but under-used picture =(
btw raz that sig PWN, best on forums ofar@#!

[Senesia]

Raz...? You mean, A_R, Ask_Rabber...?

[badboy]

O ya sweet oi.

[Eddie_Perez]

STOP SPAMMING <_<

Do people spit on the food...?

I got a friend that works on mcdonalds and he spit on a cops burger that was going through drive threw(how the fuk is drive threw spelled? through? threw?)and when the cop was taking off the pickles he noticed the blob in there he took it to a dna lab or somewhere where they i.d. him. Yeah, he owes like a 5000 dollars. He might've even spent a night in jail. Not sure.

[!King_Amazon!]

Wow that really sucks for him.

[Eddie_Perez]

Yeah, reminds me of this friend I have that got fined for spitting on a cops burger.

[badboy]

I once saw this guy Farva or something, get real pissed cause this guy spit in his burger and he attacked him.

[ask_rabber]

Nah, he didn't attack him cuz he spit in his burger. He attacked the kid cuz he put a hole in his soda, and when Farva took the game piece off it leaked all over him. Plus, the kid was giving him a hard time cuz he wanted a "liter-a-cola."

[badboy]

O ya, haven't seen it in awhile.

[Eddie_Perez]

:haha: But then he got pwnd by the water hose. (which was a disgusting scene since he was a naked fatass.

[!King_Amazon!]

http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/makemyasslookbig.jpg

[Hades-Knight]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/cyrus/images/dream.gif

[Medieval Bob]

Sooper Troopers ownz.

Got a friend who asked for a litr'cola at Burger King once.

Oh, and yesterday, I was riding with another guy and I told him to get me some uber-jumbo fries from McDonalds, and he asked for "uber-jumbo fries." FYI: If you order uber-jumbo fries, they give you a super size.

[ViciousMilitia]

STOP SPAMMING <_<

Do people spit on the food...?

I got a friend that works on mcdonalds and he spit on a cops burger that was going through drive threw(how the fuk is drive threw spelled? through? threw?)and when the cop was taking off the pickles he noticed the blob in there he took it to a dna lab or somewhere where they i.d. him. Yeah, he owes like a 5000 dollars. He might've even spent a night in jail. Not sure.

"Drive-Thru"

[Eddie_Perez]

Ic Ic.

[Eddie_Perez]

http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/makemyasslookbig.jpg
Never do that again. EVER!

OMFG, just realized this is same thread. Oops! SRY!:x

[JamaicanMoose]

Holy sweet Jesus.

[khwiii]

Back on topic, Did you go to Subway U.?

[JamaicanMoose]

Back on topic, Did you go to Subway U.?

No.

[Eddie_Perez]

lol, you get your masterds degree in sub making?

[ViciousMilitia]

do you fart on the buns?

[JamaicanMoose]

No and No.

[badboy]

Well your no fun.

[Hades-Knight]

Do you do "Whatever I Say"?

[!King_Amazon!]

Is the customer always right?

[Eddie_Perez]

Do you think what you say?

[Illusions]

If you used to work there, then you probably know how to make the cookies, gimme the reciepe! Or make me some...

[!King_Amazon!]

They are probably premade you dipshit.

[ViciousMilitia]

LOL "dipshit"........OWNED!

[Eddie_Perez]

Thats like going to mcdonalds and asking for their burger reciepe.

[J_iceman]

that whole spiting thing in the burger reminds me of that music video of emminem guy, when he spat at the burger and that over weight woman took a bite and you can see all of that freakin &#%^!^%@#%! i felt like throw'in up, i still can't see that whole video without turning away......freakin sick, that should of been rated z !!!!

and i also go to subway all the time because i get them more than half price, but i was talking to the guy there and he said not to get the cold cut trio (which i have been eating for 5 years or so) he said that those meat was actually not good for you, it is actually left over meat from other meat corp. (or something like that) he said its better to get the steak and cheez, so from that point on i have been takin the steak and cheez with that cheddar cheez bread thing

quizno's is too dam expensive, and i dont like it when the break is not chewable, its just hard thay have some very good soups though

[Raijin Z]

This thread is fun, but I used to work at.... LONG JOHN SILVER'S!!! ARRRRR!

[ViciousMilitia]

Thats like going to mcdonalds and asking for their burger reciepe.

Me: Excuse me sir, how do you make a Big Mac.

The mac dude: *busts out in song* Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettece, cheese, onions, pickles on a sesime seed bun.

Me: Oh, thanks dude.:eek:

[Medieval Bob]

I prefer the Shaq version. Two all beef patties... some kinda sauce... na na naaa na na na na and some lobster too!