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ViciousMilitia
2003-07-04, 08:52 PM
I would give up my first born child up for a chance to take back all my regrets so it was like I never did them.........:wierd:

kaos
2003-07-04, 09:10 PM
i would give him up for a good-sized pack of weed...

Hades-Knight
2003-07-04, 09:16 PM
I'd give it for putting on a condom so he wouldnt have been born...heh

Grav
2003-07-04, 09:19 PM
You did bad on your regeants? Did you take U.S. History & Gov yet?

!King_Amazon!
2003-07-04, 09:19 PM
To be Angilena Jolie for a day.

kaos
2003-07-06, 12:21 PM
strippers....i used to want strippers when i was 3

!King_Amazon!
2003-07-06, 01:46 PM
I always wanted beer when I was 3.

undeadzombieguy
2003-07-06, 01:50 PM
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DrowningOnAir
2003-07-06, 08:36 PM
I would give him away for free...

Gsus
2003-07-06, 08:44 PM
if i didnt want it i'd trade it for lunch....or maybe just eat it for lunch.

NonGayMan
2003-07-06, 09:36 PM
A trillion dollars!

ViciousMilitia
2003-07-06, 09:53 PM
LOL you are all Great

LordZpider
2003-07-07, 09:09 AM
SR-71 Blackbird + Lifetime worth of gasoline for my plane

DrowningOnAir
2003-07-07, 09:11 AM
A trillion and one dollars!

Titusfied
2003-07-07, 09:16 AM
I didn't even read anyone's response. I wouldn't give it up for jack shit.

uncapped
2003-07-07, 10:34 AM
Id give it up for a chance to see what it's like after death without dying. That'd be cool.....

Adrenachrome
2003-07-07, 11:30 AM
I'd give it up for something that can never be attained, freedom, true freedom.

Eddie_Perez
2003-07-07, 07:32 PM
1 trillion dollars and the power to buy a U.S. naval fleet.

ViciousMilitia
2003-07-07, 09:03 PM
Titus, You da MAN, MAN!

Raziel
2003-07-07, 09:49 PM
...a new first born child.

badboy
2003-07-07, 10:04 PM
SR-71 Blackbird + Lifetime worth of gasoline for my plane

I'm pretty sure jets don't use gasoline.

And I would give a child up for a nice, good looking, very sexually active female partner.

InvaderJon
2003-07-07, 10:25 PM
I would give mine up for more first borns to give up.

Eddie_Perez
2003-07-07, 11:20 PM
omg, GSUS definitely wins. !!!!!

J_iceman
2003-07-09, 12:01 PM
dude thats sick, we gots a canibal here a, leave the kid alone !
why give the kid for free or buy a kid for 10000 dollars if you probably get them in ebay for probably less then half the price??!*&!&*$^ or go to third world contries and get them for free....well i guess thay wont be top notch kids like you planed !!

Kaneda
2003-07-09, 12:52 PM
Man, I love this site! You buncha sick ****s, I wouldn't have a damn kid, well if I could sell it I might, but the world is waaay to overpopulated. Oh, Maybe if I could wipe out the entire human race, I'd give it away.

DrowningOnAir
2003-07-10, 01:23 PM
sorry for bringing this back up.....but this article was juston aol

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (July 9) - A mother has been charged with trying to sell her toddler son for $500 so she could buy a stash of the addictive painkiller OxyContin.

Brianna Marie Burns, 23, could get up to five years in prison if convicted.

Burns' grandmother contacted authorities after Burns allegedly offered to sell her the 2-year-old child. An undercover officer wired the grandmother and provided her with $500 for the exchange, according to police documents.

Burns was arrested Monday after receiving the money and signing custody of the child over to her grandmother. She was being held on $102,500 bond.

Child Protective Services has placed the child with another family member.

OxyContin is a prescription painkiller often given to cancer patients. If chewed, snorted or injected, it produces a quick and potentially lethal high. The drug has been linked to more than 100 deaths.

The sale of a child was a misdemeanor in West Virginia until 1994, one year after a Charleston woman was convicted of trying to sell her 1-month-old baby to undercover officers for $1,400 so she could buy a mobile home. That led the state to change the law, making the crime a felony.

Eddie_Perez
2003-07-10, 06:31 PM
-"Will someone please think of the children!!!!"

First to answer who says this gets a surprise...

ViciousMilitia
2003-07-10, 07:40 PM
Eddie to die...That's what I would give it up for.

J_iceman
2003-07-11, 11:47 AM
interesting, so people are actually trying to sell their babies