Funniest movie or tv quote

[Batosi]

Post one of your favorite funniest movie or tv quotes or conversations here.

Family Guy:
NRA Spokesman: "So remember, guns dont kill people... dangerous minorities kill people."

[Eddie_Perez]

God, you ask really hard questions, STOP IT!!!

[Raziel]

From As Good As It Gets

"I think people that speak in metaphor should shampoo my crotch."

[Eddie_Perez]

:haha:

[Batosi]

From As Good As It Gets

"I think people that speak in metaphor should shampoo my crotch."

HAHAHAHA thats a fuckin funny quote! Props to you Raziel

[Arbitus]

*Space Balls*

Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives great helmet!"

[`Insolence`]

LOL ive never heard that, great helmet HAH.

Family guy:

More of a moment then a quote, when death goes on a date with the pet store lady, doesnt like her, and touches her elbow. She dies and her head falls in the soup :).

[DrowningOnAir]

Half Baked edited tv version

"Go out and get me a box of condoms...and some of that stuff we used to eat back in the da, what was it? oh yeah..PUDDIN"
(was PUSSY in the real version..cracks me up)

[Penny_Bags]

*Space Balls*

Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives great helmet!" LOL!!!! Arbitus that movie pwns!

The only one that I can think of is from one of the Jay and Silent Bob movies, not sure which one.

Jay: "I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar."

[InvaderJon]

From Futurama,

"I will never forget you...(In computer voice)memory deleted..." -Fry's Lucy Liu-bot

From The Simpsons,

"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ" -Bart

From Invader Zim,

(Zim's robot dad's arm flies off) Oh, don't worry about that, my father lost his arm in the....THE WAR" -Zim

[Batosi]

I just thought of another one from family guy.

Peter talking to reporters: " Now why don't you make like a siamese twin and split...........and..and then one of you dies"

[Jamesadin]

From Jaws- Looks like we're gonna need a bigger boat.

From The Simpsons- Eww, you have a girlfriend, thats soo gay!

From Family Guy- Its not so much that I want to kill her, its just...I want her not to be alive, anymore.

[Raziel]

From Big Trouble In Little China

"If we're not back in an hour...call the president."

From South Park

Butters: "Time travel? How does that work? Does it hurt? I don't wanna do it if it hurts...or if it makes you all sticky."

From Family Guy

Peter: "Superman? What are you doing in hell?"

Superman: "Killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet,' so I tore her in half like a phone book."

[InvaderJon]

From The Simpsons- Eww, you have a girlfriend, thats soo gay!


Actually the quote is, "Ew, you kissed a girl, that's so gay!". Not much different, but I'm a stickler for Simpsons quotes.

Another Family Guy quote,

(Chris just get's rejected from the Beautiful Person's Club) Peter: Well if my son can't go in...[quickly]then I'll just go in.(Peter rushes in).

[Batosi]

From Family Guy

Peter: "Superman? What are you doing in hell?"

Superman: "Killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet,' so I tore her in half like a phone book."

hahahaha. I change my vote to this. Props to whoever can beat that one!:haha: