The true story of 'The1'

[Adrenachrome]

Perhaps he was a really smart guy... but he was stabbed to death and his plans for Cold Fusion were stolen... and in order to maintain public relations with China, his brain was replaced with the brain of a five year old using a method he created and this is what they created.

[Titusfied]

Cold Fusion! Damnit! It was Pons and Fleishman I tell you, they stabbed him!

The1 was a pathetic excuse for a human. I truely, full-heartidly hope he trips over a manhole and a car slaughters his carcus all over a busy intersection pavement. :)

[Adrenachrome]

Robotic Silence: He came to the damn forum and will be assassinated in...
Robotic Silence: 17 minutes and 43 seconds


Robotic Silence: He must have spent some time as a secret agent in a redneck environment, picking up all the awful slang and it's overuse...

Robotic Silence: Somehow this was imbedded in his mind

Robotic Silence: And it's all he could remember from the memories he had once they had been transferred to the new brain

drtypsstst: lol

Robotic Silence: And so all he knew of the language was a long series of vulgar and unfunny remarks that had almost no relevance to anything.

Robotic Silence: He was imbued with artificial internet knowledge when he was forced to watch The Matrix repeatedly ( go some A Clockwork Orange for details on the process ) and came up with the awful internetized nickname "The1"

[øøxXxøø]

I pretty much thought he reminded me of Julias Ceasar *tried to be a hero* and got taken out by the mods!! hehe

sum 1 help me with my damn sig i need a host where i can link off it

[Adrenachrome]

funny

[øøxXxøø]

I was reading a couple subjects on this kid it's like u guys took it hard on him. How did it acually all start was he always a bitch talker to admins?

[RoboticSilence]

His first thread was called "Hi I'm new to the forums hi all" or something... he got banned on his first day.

[øøxXxøø]

he had 114 posts in 1 day? he had to be very active! yes fixed my signature wat u guys think i made it in 5 mins.

[Titusfied]

I think you are The1. You spelled "acually" the exact same way in a PM The1 sent me today....

[øøxXxøø]

Well alot of dude's have the same ip im serious man like cable their's roger.wilco its a hostmask and 1 million has it so are hostmask might be simlar but we arent the same.



?? Dude i am not The1 that kid is a god damn joke to the society of zelaron. I wouldnt do the bullshit that he has done and i am alot more mature brndas04 = My city all the people with cable here has that ip. to answser ur question.

[Titusfied]

There are just too many coincidental similarities...

[øøxXxøø]

I got asked by a well known guy eX-mania to join these forums. He found me in diabloii.net forums and thought i would be good for zelaron so he invited me to use the zelaron forum i think its pretty great to be asked to join such a nice forum.

[Adrenachrome]

We aren't as stupid as some assume.

[øøxXxøø]

Well if you think i am this so called The1??

I do not beleive with ur thoughts cuz i can proove my ip is alot like others on here.... ill even proove. and that The1 got mast/hosk banned he wont be on forawhile sup mod ex-mania said.

[Titusfied]

How can you prove it?

[!King_Amazon!]

Funny both their names are "curtis"

[øøxXxøø]

EetMorTacoz wow tight signature did u make it.. wish i had 1 like that, think u can make me 1 kinda like that cuz im not that good at making sigs yet

[Titusfied]

Don't ask DFD for one, he is too busy to make one, evidently...

[øøxXxøø]

Who is DFD? I don't know any 1 on here u gotta use account names man.

[Titusfied]

DaFrigginDoctah

[Apoq]

IM THE1!!! MY NAME IS CURTIS O_O

[øøxXxøø]

oh sounds like a cool guy.

[Adrenachrome]

IM THE1!!! MY NAME IS CURTIS O_O

Lies.

[NonGayMan]

oh sounds like a cool guy.

....Just by saying that, you have unquestionably shown to us that you are 'The1'. Nobody in their right mind would say "Oh sounds like a cool guy" without being that guy himself.

[Medieval Bob]

Good point.

[øøxXxøø]

No i was saying DFD sounds like a cool guy!! look befour that tietus says DOCTAH and i say sounds like a cool guy but another guy posted after man.

[Grav]

FUCK.

[øøxXxøø]

GravitonSurge says: FUCK.

Interesting...

[Medieval Bob]

All you have to do is click the quote button...

[øøxXxøø]

All you have to do is click the quote button...

ok man :P thanx

[DaFrigginDoctah]

The1 sucks, plain and simple. He came here, introduced himself nicely, acted like a lying jackass, got banned, end of story.

Thanks for the high praise on sig-making. ^.^ And Titusfied was correct, I am not even home and wont be for a few days at least (For those of you that know the story, I found a place to stay at for a while), and the only programs I have on this pc is MSPaint. Err, I made Gsus' sig, my sig, and !K_A!'s sig on this forum. I will make you one when I get "home", though. :)
Doh, silly me... Forgot the [/OT] "tag".

[øøxXxøø]

The1 sucks, plain and simple. He came here, introduced himself nicely, acted like a lying jackass, got banned, end of story.

[OT]Thanks for the high praise on sig-making. ^.^ And Titusfied was correct, I am not even home and wont be for a few days at least (For those of you that know the story, I found a place to stay at for a while), and the only programs I have on this pc is MSPaint. Err, I made Gsus' sig, my sig, and !K_A!'s sig on this forum. I will make you one when I get "home", though. :)

Thanx man ill appreciate u making me 1 sumtime k.

[Kobogen]

Man im gone a few days and all sorts of shit happens... who is this tool THE ONE? Can someone tell me what happend?

[øøxXxøø]

Man im gone a few days and all sorts of shit happens... who is this tool THE ONE? Can someone tell me what happend?

The1 is som1 that u would never wanna meet very scary didnt u see the movie The1 JET LI beware

[zagggon]

i would have such a damn awsom sig if i knew how to implement a picture in there :(

[øøxXxøø]

msg me zaggon its ez

[Kobogen]

msg me zaggon its ez

Id liek to know as well if you dont mind.

[Senesia]

Basically you first host your picture in a site which allows remote linking, and then you put www.youhost.com/yourimage.jpg under User CP, Edit Profile, Sig (there's a box...)

[øøxXxøø]

Basically you first host your picture in a site which allows remote linking, and then you put www.youhost.com/yourimage.jpg under User CP, Edit Profile, Sig (there's a box...)

Oh and remember get a good host some host's only allow certain amount of usages and like 10 posts = ur sig wont show anymore so get a good 1.:rolleyes:

[Kobogen]

Basically you first host your picture in a site which allows remote linking, and then you put www.youhost.com/yourimage.jpg under User CP, Edit Profile, Sig (there's a box...)

Oh and remember get a good host some host's only allow certain amount of usages and like 10 posts = ur sig wont show anymore so get a good 1.:rolleyes:

Damn man!!!!! why dont Zelaron just make it like the avatar. That shit was easy. Click, pic, click. I think ill just leave it how it is.

[øøxXxøø]

Damn man!!!!! why dont Zelaron just make it like the avatar. That shit was easy. Click, pic, click. I think ill just leave it how it is.[/QUOTE]

Cause that would cause storage problems to the server and wouldnt help zelaron much cuz they would have to hold all the megabytes of thoese files. and dude im The1.. now u met me im acually a great guy but.. i started alot of shit for fun!

[Kobogen]

Damn man!!!!! why dont Zelaron just make it like the avatar. That shit was easy. Click, pic, click. I think ill just leave it how it is.

Cause that would cause storage problems to the server and wouldnt help zelaron much cuz they would have to hold all the megabytes of thoese files. and dude im The1.. now u met me im acually a great guy but.. i started alot of shit for fun![/QUOTE]

So you start a new name and now let everyone know about it. Seems to me that they just might ban you again. You really went out on a limb to get were you are huh? What did you just tell me who you are becuse I called you a tool? Thanks for helping me with the Q and A but I dont wanna really talk to someone who dicks around, makes everyone hate him and gets banned. You wanna prove your a good guy then prove it but pulling a 180. untile then youll get only pity from me. And thats only cus im nice. :p

[øøxXxøø]

Damn man!!!!! why dont Zelaron just make it like the avatar. That shit was easy. Click, pic, click. I think ill just leave it how it is.

Cause that would cause storage problems to the server and wouldnt help zelaron much cuz they would have to hold all the megabytes of thoese files. and dude im The1.. now u met me im acually a great guy but.. i started alot of shit for fun!

So you start a new name and now let everyone know about it. Seems to me that they just might ban you again. You really went out on a limb to get were you are huh? What did you just tell me who you are becuse I called you a tool? Thanks for helping me with the Q and A but I dont wanna really talk to someone who dicks around, makes everyone hate him and gets banned. You wanna prove your a good guy then prove it but pulling a 180. untile then youll get only pity from me. And thats only cus im nice. :p[/QUOTE]

I think ur cool cuz of ur avatar its the dbz symbol :P 1 of my fav shows and dude I dont want ur pity. I came and told every 1 i am The1 so i could apologize and not live a lie and im acually a kick ass dude. I could probally make a dbz signature for u

[Kobogen]

Ok fine ill drop my first impresion of ya. clean slat.

[øøxXxøø]

Ok fine ill drop my first impresion of ya. clean slat.

Kobogen for ur signature what dbz char u want and what colors.

[Kobogen]

Ok fine ill drop my first impresion of ya. clean slat.

Kobogen for ur signature what dbz char u want and what colors.

Anthing Vegeta. Hes my fav so... I would kinda like something were hes powering up. You know with the energy all spiky around him. Can you do that?

[øøxXxøø]

stage 5 :P u mean Vegita

[Kobogen]

stage 5 :P u mean Vegita

Any stage would do. I dont really care. He looks cool in every SJ stage hes in so you pick.

[øøxXxøø]

stage 5 :P u mean Vegita

Any stage would do. I dont really care. He looks cool in every SJ stage hes in so you pick.
O.K ill have the signature for u tommorow night k man ill send ur email all u need = a place where u can put on a site and link it to her i could explain also so later man im gunna hit the bed pretty tired hmm.

[Grav]

Eh I can probably get you a GIF. I download them or make them when I'm bored. I made my avatar.

[øøxXxøø]

Eh I can probably get you a GIF. I download them or make them when I'm bored. I made my avatar.
Hey dude this kid asked me 2 do it so take a hike buddy :P im doing his signature.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

God mother fucking shit!!!

... This is sad. Truly, really fucking sad.
http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=274202#post274202
Read that people, I dont want to have to type it again, nor should I of had to type it ONCE.

[Grav]

I think your work is kind of prefab but that's just me.

[øøxXxøø]

I think your work is kind of prefab but that's just me.
I can make ur skills look newbish buddy dont temp me bring the big guns out and show my flash work. cough such a moron cough

[Grav]

cough wow im offended cough.

I don't make sigs, I just edit gifs for amusement. I think a gif would be more fitting if he wants something of Vegeta powering up.

[øøxXxøø]

cough wow im offended cough.

I don't make sigs, I just edit gifs for amusement. I think a gif would be more fitting if he wants something of Vegeta powering up.
I am gunna be making a gif wut else would i do? well man i got his sig and its gunna be done professionally so dont worry.

[Grav]

.....I meant an animated gif, from what I can see you think I mean a sig saved in .gif format...erm..

Anyway dude try this sig if you want it, I just finished it up.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/gravitonsurge/charge2gravedit.gif

[øøxXxøø]

.....I meant an animated gif, from what I can see you think I mean a sig saved in .gif format...erm..

Anyway dude try this sig if you want it, I just finished it up.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/gravitonsurge/charge2gravedit.gifSounds like you know ur shit 2 brutha!! well ur name? im Curtis

[Grav]

You can call me the Dapper Swindler, or the Fonz. I don't have a personal preference.

[øøxXxøø]

:killgrin: ur image r0x0r but i think he wanted it abit taller and longer. :killgrin:

[Grav]

There's a size cap for signatures on this forum. For avatars its 80x80 and for the sig itself I think the max height is 110 or 120..

[øøxXxøø]

There's a size cap for signatures on this forum. For avatars its 80x80 and for the sig itself I think the max height is 110 or 120..Yea i know

[Raziel]

Okay, that's it, this is being moved elsewhere.

*Moved to Chat Forum*

[øøxXxøø]

Okay, that's it, this is being moved elsewhere.

*Moved to Chat Forum*
oh i think raz = pissed off tonigh whats wrong buddy.

[Raziel]

This thread is about 5% flames, and 95% other bullshit. It doesn't belong in the Flame Forum.

[Adrenachrome]

Grav; I think it's 500x125 max

and good work on that I like it.

[Grav]

I got bored and made some more of them

P.S. Yes I am disturbed.

http://www.iownjoo.com/auctionimghost/gravitonsurge/majin.gif

http://www.iownjoo.com/auctionimghost/gravitonsurge/buutounge3.gif

http://www.iownjoo.com/auctionimghost/gravitonsurge/majinpower.gif

http://www.iownjoo.com/auctionimghost/gravitonsurge/gohangoingssj2II.gif