best supstitute for a condom

[-Spector-]

A man desperatly needs help! Hes out of condoms and he needs a substitute! He rumages thrrough his house and he finds several things that might work! Please vote and tell him wich is the best substitute!

[ask_rabber]

plastic wrap... sock would give you no feeling, tin foil would cut his weenie

[Adrenachrome]

yea definitly some plastic wrap

[Mr.Lee]

yea definitly some plastic wrap

[-Spector-]

tape might work lol (kinda uncomfortable lol)

[Medieval Bob]

Tape wouldn't be uncomfortable, I don't think, until you were done.

[ask_rabber]

and you had to rip it off and it pulled out your pubes, ow!

[Hell Hound]

like rabber said plastic wrap would do i guess lol

[-Spector-]

Hahaha that would suck lol

[Hades-Knight]

something plastic would be a better choice than anything, or rubber

[Grav]

a mouth

[Adrenachrome]

yea good point..rofl

[RoboticSilence]

a mouth

[-Spector-]

i agree a mouth would be quite nice :) hehe

[Gsus]

ziplock bag?...not as good as plastic bag, but its an option...

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Tell that biznitch to get her shit cut and go inside.

[platnum]

a mouth

haha ya

[Titusfied]

Jesus, just go with the good ole withdrawal technique, but beware, its harder than you think it would be... Any of those options would either cause too much friction for the girl and be very uncomfortable or could cut her up if not you as well.

A.K.A. jsut make sure you have a condom or don't plan on having sex...

[-Spector-]

that no fun....;)

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I'd rather go with my idea.
You dont have to use a condom, you dont have to pull out, you cant have a baby, and you still get to have sex.

[Titusfied]

Wow, thats interesting... Little DFD's running around wild terrorizing Zelaron! :)

[StonedVegeta]

Hum.....How about abstinence. That one always seemsto work. DUH! What, am I the only one who thinks that.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Hum.....How about abstinence. That one always seemsto work. DUH! What, am I the only one who thinks that.

Shut up vigin noobie.. lol j/k

I myself would opt for plastic wrap also... in combination with a not soo tight, but tight enough rubber-band near yer stomach, you should be good to go^_^

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Wow, thats interesting... Little DFD's running around wild terrorizing Zelaron! :)
They forgot to feed me again.

[-Spector-]

Thats not right....lol

[kickyanads]

PROTECTION?!?!?! FUCK THAT, IM SWINGING FREE!!!!!
if absolutly nessessary, paper bag

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

1 solution and PERFECT substitute, ZIP-LOCK BAG, just zip it around, fold the wrest around, put an elastic at the bottom and your set! just keep in mind if u ever use this, i suggest not to pump your lady too hard or for sure it will break...

[Strider Fury]

tape cause it will be funny for somebody to actually do that.

[Jamesadin]

Damn, tinfoil would hurt like hell.

[quikspy67]

Plastic rap.

[Jamesadin]

Balloon.

[Mantralord]

A rubber glove, definetly a rubber glove.

[mightychicken]

OMGF LETS GET HORNY TALK SEX LONG TIEM!!232111~~~

[-Spector-]

Lets not and say we did ;)

[badboy]

i like the mouth idea really :o

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

if your the type of guy who would do it, just stick it in her ass then you dont have to wory about getting her pregnant, but then another worry arises, is she clean?

[-Spector-]

what if her sperm leaks out her ass into her ................................................?

[Doofus_AW]

what if her sperm leaks out her ass into her ................................................?

Well then your sperm are pretty fucking heroic swimmers.....

[Strider Fury]

A rubber glove, definetly a rubber glove.

whatever you say Mr 2 by 2... :wierd:

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

Well then your sperm are pretty fucking heroic swimmers.....
hahah nice 1:haha:

[Strider Fury]

it would never happen. unless you managed to have shit-loads of them.

[BMS-IcE-]

Lol... I can't imagine someone ever using a Sock...

A paper bag would rip trying to get it in, Tin Foil would hurt like hell, Tape is well... just STUPID...

Plastic wrap all the way. (Note: Always carry a condom)

[RoboticSilence]

it would never happen. unless you managed to have shit-loads of them.

If by shitloads you mean 60 million then it happens all the time.

[Strider Fury]

she's got to be really loose too, as well.

[p1ng]

Duck tape.

[tacoX]

TAPE! rofl. You fucking crack me up, rofl.

[p1ng]

duck tape does everything. just wrap 2 times, once with sticky side out, and once with sticky side in :D

[-Spector-]

Yea sticky side in might help lol