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Grav
2003-01-18, 07:51 AM
Gentle harshness.


Discuss.

Demosthenes
2003-01-18, 09:54 AM
the funniest oxymoron is microsoft works

Jamesadin
2003-01-18, 10:06 AM
The top 20 are....

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force


10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

Odyssey
2003-01-18, 11:47 AM
number one..honest politician

Admiral_Jason
2003-01-18, 12:46 PM
Here's one. Biggy Smalls.

Mantralord
2003-01-18, 12:53 PM
Heres one: military intelligence

Grav
2003-01-18, 04:42 PM
Consolidated Debt

Thanatos
2003-01-18, 06:03 PM
Dodge Ram, didn't even know that one.

Mantralord
2003-01-21, 09:32 AM
Temp Perm

Adrenachrome
2003-01-23, 09:30 PM
Why do we park in a drive way and drive in a parkway?...

AnswerMachine
2003-01-23, 09:32 PM
...Civil War.

!King_Amazon!
2003-01-23, 09:59 PM
Why do we park in a drive way and drive in a parkway?...

Don't think thats an oxymoron, not to mention that it's old :p